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Severe Earthquake Warning For California In September 2010!!!!!!

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by dirtyrottensteve

submitted June 10th 2010

83 comments
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Predictions always seem more bound to happen when a retard makes them, I think i'm scared.
7 years ago
i gonna have say this retard may be right too D; im scaredddddddddddddddddd.
7 years ago
umm - mr shindig...

oh fuck, nevermind, and carry on, sir!
7 years ago
He has foretold the pure destructive force of poles yet turns his back to such deities in defiance.



he is ba't kol
heavenly or divine voice which proclaims God's will or judgment
he is prophet
4 years ago
Yeah but what day?..god damn it,I have to be on heightened awareness for the whole month?
7 years ago
the 26th i believe he said multiple times?
7 years ago
I heard september twenty-ten
7 years ago
this is how i secretly imagine how whunu sounds.
7 years ago
I always imagine him with a really sleazy mexican accent.
7 years ago
EEEEEOMBRE
7 years ago
EEEEEOMBRE
7 years ago
tripple post
7 years ago
*moron
7 years ago
Might want to learn to count, kyjelly
7 years ago
Best part of this was: 00:43

I had tears in my eyes from laughter.
7 years ago
okay, the cough was pretty good :)
7 years ago
Hahahaha me too. He just completely lost his breath for no apparent reason.
7 years ago
seismologists know precisely dick, just like all earth scientists really, and theoretical physicists, and medical doctors, but i digress.

yes theres pressure building up on the faults, but how the fuck do they know it wont be relieved by a series of small earthquakes? they dont because it is possible, but they get more funding if they tell us an earthquake will kill us all and theyre the only ones who can tell us when
7 years ago
"seismologists know precisely dick....and medical doctors"

Wisdom right there!
7 years ago
I'll read that later
7 years ago
i meant they dont know everything, christ take me fucking literally

thats how the holocaust started you know
7 years ago
They took Hitlet literally? He was joking?
7 years ago
hitlet? i love that! are there hitlettes too?
7 years ago
I sooo fucking hope he's right.
7 years ago
That hurts, Roland. That really hurts.
7 years ago
That was directed at Cali natives, mostly. Those fucks move east (here) to escape the bullshit, and then complain that things are different than they were back home, and eventually get all vocal and political to change things here to the way they were back there... Idiots.
7 years ago
i promise i wouldnt pull that shit.So I'll see you soon ROG...BTW,you better fuckin have in&out burger
7 years ago
Wait... You mean things are different in other parts of the country? My mind is blown.
7 years ago
I HOPE SILLY GAY QUEER GETS FUCKED IN THE ASS BY A BIG BLACK GUY SOON
7 years ago
thats kinda gay.
7 years ago
lol you guys have such a small horizon
7 years ago
...what?
7 years ago
oh sleazebugger,you just wish you had an outie rather than your foul,shit smelling cunt.Now go inhale some man-goo.
7 years ago
We only have Sonics.
7 years ago
Christ, foxnews has a new show?
7 years ago
*or CNN or NBC or ABC or CBS or your local news paper that you rely on for "da reel troof?"
7 years ago
^nice way to come out of the Fox-News-lover closet.

Fucking loser.
7 years ago
you kinda missed his point camy.
7 years ago
Matt Lauer has requested that you settle down.
7 years ago
Plebe.
7 years ago
He's really stressing those telepone poles.
7 years ago
Don't forget transformers.
7 years ago
Ya they may get knu-knocked over!
7 years ago
pfsh, they can just turn into cars and drive away.
7 years ago
California can eat my ass with a wooden spoon.
7 years ago
i hope you get sphincter splinters.
7 years ago
That would make a great name for a band.
7 years ago
you mean they really make people like this?
7 years ago
Hahahahahaaaaa wtf !?!
7 years ago
have a nice day fuckers
7 years ago
you too asshole
7 years ago
earthquakes attack ?
7 years ago
oh he said effect
7 years ago
*affect
7 years ago
i hope america sinks into the pacific
7 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9R-cQ_A_6w
7 years ago
as long as it breaks off at Florida , i like Florida
7 years ago
*San Francisco *cock
7 years ago
wow DirtyRottenSteve is a retard or at best a Pvt Pyle looker
7 years ago
actually it might not be DRS as he didnt mention cock
7 years ago
your face is a retard
7 years ago
pwned
7 years ago
you just agreed with DRS
7 years ago
well, we're honour bound by name, i respect that.
7 years ago
although he is a filthy pedophile.
7 years ago
someone say pedophile?
7 years ago
This is exactly what I hear everytime one of our super geniuses goes on a rampage letting us know how smart they are trying to teach us all their way of thought.
^^^^^^^^^^^(avatars)
7 years ago
lmao @ coughing.
7 years ago
Hahaha agreed
7 years ago
that was my fav part
7 years ago
'Have your everything ready' Ha ha
7 years ago
I want him to die.
7 years ago
i never meet anybody this retarded when i visited americaland
7 years ago
You skipped immigration control?
7 years ago
It's like that fuckin song you can't get out of your head man....POWRFOOL!
7 years ago
no tr hahahaha
4 years ago
not until right now
4 years ago
Shut up GetHigh
4 years ago
The fuck barret?
4 years ago
*takes barret off lottery list*
4 years ago
See? Im clairvoyant you know.
4 years ago
Well played
4 years ago
I bet his breath smells like shit.
8 months ago
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