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The Adventures of Young Toolman

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Just another quit Saturday afternoon in Palm City Florida.

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by toolman961

submitted June 10th 2010

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I got family in Jensen Beach.
7 years ago
Jail?
7 years ago
No, the jail is on Monteray Rd. in Stuart. I lived just down the street from it.
7 years ago
stuart was the worst place i ever lived. port st lucie & jensen beach is 80% old people & rednecks.
7 years ago
They aren't rednecks in Florida.
7 years ago
small world. i lived in port st lucie until two years ago. used to fuck jensen whores and pick mushrooms in palm city. good times.
7 years ago
methheaded rednecks? what the hell do you call them? their necks are red!
7 years ago
haha
7 years ago
Swamp niggers.
7 years ago
nice!
7 years ago
Dirtnecks
7 years ago
fuckn whore
6 years ago
By the way, I don't know where toolman is from but if he is from Florida then he isn't a redneck. They are something different down there.
7 years ago
Agreed, although I can't place the name either.
7 years ago
He's from Pittsburgh.
7 years ago
Geezers?
7 years ago
You're getting closer..
7 years ago
Tteenneessee
7 years ago
I live in florida and we definitely have rednecks. Especially near the georgia and alabama state lines. Also don't forget that southern florida is the oxycontin capital with hundreds of OC pill mills. yeee haaawww
7 years ago
I was born in Pittsburgh Pa..
I lived in Stuart, Palm City, & Port Saint Lucie Florida, Williamsburg Virginia, Beauliville North Carolina, Benton Louisiana, and Cleveland & McDonald Tennessee
7 years ago
mansucker, fuck off. They aren't rednecks in Florida.
7 years ago
I live in South Carolina, and we have rednecks. I've been to Florida plenty of times and those people aren't rednecks, they're a different breed.
7 years ago
^ proper redneck
7 years ago
i call them necks. they are definately rednecks, but they are a breed of their own down here, thats for sure.
7 years ago
so what shithole do you reside in now.
7 years ago
crazy.
7 years ago
I'd love to come video tape you Kitty.
7 years ago
id watch it
7 years ago
Cmon tool,why you passing your sister around like that?
I thought I knew you man.
BTW,I just say NO to Yes
7 years ago
billy...is that you in the chair? with the hat on?
7 years ago
I wouldnt be caught dead there..i got my standards
7 years ago
what a bunch of degenerates....
7 years ago
and that makes you???
7 years ago
German. Same thing, really.
7 years ago
hahaha
7 years ago
Germans are Nazi's , its in the blood
7 years ago
The only degenerate was Jamie, All the rest were good friends. You know, the kind if you called them cause you were about to get pounded by four thugs, they'd be there as fast as they could. Not like OJ's good friends who wait for you to pick up the ugliest girl on the planet to take your picture.
7 years ago
hahaha pwn3d!
7 years ago
Well, they did do that, but we stand up for each other if needs be. I was once out with two friends when one got hit by the a member of an American football team. We knew full well that we were about to lose a fight, but we still punched the guy who did it, then quickly got our arses kicked by the rest of them. 2 vs 9 are not good odds.

...better!
7 years ago
Fries, I'm part German.

My ancestors left before the Nazis showed up, though.
7 years ago
You're part fucking everything though, you mongrel.
7 years ago
Practically.
7 years ago
Oranje is purebred inbred
7 years ago
question: is this current wife, or (more likely) stripper ex-wife?


observation: posts like this make me appreciate the things ive NOT posted, or at least "recalled" the next day (thnks again dej and yak)

7 years ago
pussy
7 years ago
some things you just cant unsee :(
7 years ago
I pity your eyes, yak
7 years ago
hahah Poss, you fag, grow a pair!
7 years ago
yes, about 2000 comments and 2 years too late.
7 years ago
Neither poss. This was after me and the wife split up. The guy sucking her tit was the boyfriend. He was part of the Outlaws biker gang who I met in a bar on 76, half way between Stuart and Port Miaka. I met him and his associate (Dawg) to do a little bussiness about taking care of my wife for cheating on me. Fortunately, I had good friends and family who talked me out of it. But none the less, I did meet some new friends who brought their girlfriends over on occasion to entertain us while we drank beer on the weekends.
7 years ago
Well, they did do that, but we stand up for each other if needs be. I was once out with two friends when one got hit by the a member of an American football team. We knew full well that we were about to lose a fight, but we still punched the guy who did it, then quickly got our arses kicked by the rest of them. 2 vs 9 are not good odds.
7 years ago
...oops
7 years ago
*smack* Bad oranje! Bad!
7 years ago
No treat for you!
7 years ago
He doesn't need any treats anyway. They're bad for his teeth.
7 years ago
hur hur hur
7 years ago
*tooth
7 years ago
Hahahaha!
7 years ago
The hills have eyes.
7 years ago
Which is higher, the ambient temperature of the room in Farenheit, or the collective IQ of it's occupants? Discuss.
7 years ago
You don't need IQ when tits are involved.
7 years ago
i know i just said this a week or so ago but sex is more important than intelligence, in fact it's more important than everything except food and breathing
7 years ago
what a load of crap.
7 years ago
Felt like I was watching a David Lynch flick.
7 years ago
Lets hope none of those dudes had an STD in your group, otherwise you need to get yourself checked, barf.
7 years ago
I have to say, that titty bite was quite sexy.
and here i was thinking your porn collection would consist of little girls, what a let down.
how do you know this nice lady?
7 years ago
After my seperation from my wife, I took a left turn in life and went on a far and darkened journey. Maybe some day we can sit down and I can tell you a few. Just remind me to tell you about Porky. That dude wasn't right, but damn did I make some easy money before he got life.
7 years ago
Wowwee !!
7 years ago
REDNECK? What redneck has a saltwater fishtank with Angelfish and Feather Dusters in it that so called redneck caught himself in the rivers and ocean around his house? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Redneck HUH
7 years ago
And no comments about the home made book shelf either? I worked at a roof truss company there too.
7 years ago
Those books looked like vhs tapes to me.
7 years ago
this has "i spit on your grave" written all over it
7 years ago
recover password
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