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It's not because we don't want to....

must be true... it was in the paper!

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by oldmanmozz

submitted June 9th 2010

62 comments
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It's not because we don't want to....
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its an evolutionary adaptation for survival. males, the stronger sex, hear lower registers better to protect the tribe form animals. females, the cooks and nannies, hear upper registers and babies crying better because its their job to take care of babies (if you ever have kids and your bitch tries to make you get up to it crying during the night tell her to fuck herself and protect you from lions).

thats also why i cant fucking understand what children say so stop posting videos of the little fucks saying things that are supposed to be funny because its all just gibberish to real men
7 years ago
You ought to consider writing books that nobody will read.
7 years ago
i have, never get past the hey i should write a book about this stage
7 years ago
Ladies and gentlemen, this has been today's episode of "Pseudoscience with Kojach"
7 years ago
uhhh i am correct and you are a jackass. i thought you were pre-med shouldnt you have taken an anthropology course?
7 years ago
Eventually men learn to tune out nagging (the female voice).
7 years ago
Cite your source, Kojach.
7 years ago
hahaha, that's funny smerf
7 years ago
i didn't read shit, but just asking kojach where he gets his shit from is funny to me
7 years ago
What?
7 years ago
Get to the point, ladies.
7 years ago
kojach considers himself the authority on everything. that's the point, he's a complete fucking retard that attempts to pass off his comments as fact.
7 years ago
i don't think anyone takes him seriously
7 years ago
and i don't just mean this vid
7 years ago
and yes, i want to be like dik, spammy spammersten
7 years ago
xzekiel... vid? what are you seeing that I didn't?
7 years ago
it moves, look closer
7 years ago
he is hallucinating.

7 years ago
men hear lower registers women hear higher registers i dont see whats so hard for you morons to understand about that. women need to hear a baby crying at night so they can shove their tits in its mouth and men need to hear animals coming so they dont eat their women and babies. i didnt realize you were all just so uneducated, i should become a professor and teach retardology so retards like you can stop being so fucking ignorant and blowing off any intelligent thought because you never heard it before.
7 years ago
"Pseudoscience with Kojach" hahaha
7 years ago
I'm saying cite your source of the evolution bit.

Studies have shown that, over time, men's ability to hear higher pitched sounds decreases. This only happens later in life, beyond the expected lifespan of our ancestors.
7 years ago
i thought as a person got older (regardless of gender) they lost the ability to hear extremely high pitch sounds that person could hear when they were young. but i have no idea of the specific ages
7 years ago
i didnt mean males just cant hear high pitches i just meant they hear lower pitches better than females and females hear higher pitches better than males

what do you mean "cite your source of the evolution bit"? of course it is an evolved adaptation, everything about us is evolved. there are studies proving it, like this submission for one, and others where couples with newborns the man can sleep through the little fuck all night but bitches wake up. it has been proven and the fact that it evolved cant be questioned because everything about us has evolved
7 years ago
Cite a damn source on it, then. Cite the study that says it's evolved that men don't hear babies.
7 years ago
Sorry, did you say something?
:P
7 years ago
it's also simply because women talk a lot of crap...
7 years ago
And also because their feelings don't matter.
7 years ago
^win and ^^win.
7 years ago
Women just never say anything of any importance.
7 years ago
You're a woman?
7 years ago
oh zing
7 years ago
little porridge wog
7 years ago
who is this submission spamming oldmannoob guy anyways?

he owns the pics today, most of it sucks though.
7 years ago
I hate driving round Sheffield , that place is a fucking nightmare of one-way systems. plus its just a shithole anyhoo
7 years ago
The one way system in Sheff doesn't apply to me after 11pm.
7 years ago
This guy better start tuning out the female voice because he's going to start hearing alot of them after that comment.
7 years ago
Dr Michale Hunter deserves a medal.
7 years ago
Or maybe Dr Michael Hunter...
7 years ago
Ooh look... a fail!
7 years ago
Failsmucker
7 years ago
whammy
7 years ago
*shitsocks fries*
7 years ago
*dwarfslaps dw*
7 years ago
well you shouldn't have made fun of my car >:[
7 years ago
Made fun of it? I'm gonna piss in your tires and slash your gas tank if you carry on.
7 years ago
i see you finally got some drinks in you
7 years ago
Unfortunately no, I haven't had a drink since last saturday :(
7 years ago
well that sucks
7 years ago
watcha waitin' for?
7 years ago
I'm currently enjoying a bad cold, I can't taste anything and I prefer to get my headaches after the beer, not before.
7 years ago
sounds fun, i've had a headache all day from sinus pressure but i'm used to that this time of year
7 years ago
pfffsh, no big deal fugs, stop showing off....
7 years ago
Yeah Fugs.....you noob
7 years ago
fugs is the official old school thread initiator
7 years ago
But I didn't mean to do it..
7 years ago
that is irrelevant, resistance is futile
7 years ago
I'm gonna be assimilated?
7 years ago
affirmative
7 years ago
oh wait, that was terminator, not the borg
7 years ago
According to the gay borg, resistance is FAAAABULOOOUUUUS
7 years ago
lol smerf
7 years ago
I do not want to know how snerf knows that.
7 years ago
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