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1000 lb squat n puke n faint

that kid is a fucking monster

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by dirtyrottensteve

submitted June 8th 2010

41 comments
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muchoworthyMako
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They were LARPing and he decided to cast 'Acid Arrow'
7 years ago
so he didn't make his saving throw?
7 years ago
he rolled a 1000 yasseahs.
7 years ago
obviously a critical failure on a d20 *nerdsnort*
7 years ago
immediately after he casts it, his spotter feels his man boobs. feels his man boobs
7 years ago
Obviously, he failed his Con save
7 years ago
feels his man boobs
7 years ago
What a pussy, I could barf way more than that.
7 years ago
Then the fags all cheer because he...got up. Wow, what a man.
7 years ago
Projectile vomiting from the blown aneurysm in his brain, causing increased intracranial pressure.

Awesome.
7 years ago
Shindig?
7 years ago
More likely projectile vomiting from the increase in abdominal pressure from the Valsalva plus his legs pushing against his belly.

The passing out is because he let go the pressure faster than his vascular system could compensate, causing a drop in blood pressure.
7 years ago
thanks doc.
Smerf is our mucho doctor consumption. I will believe no one else.
7 years ago
I was thinking that he threw up in his mouth while descending. Upon rising, he couldn't exhale (without Conjuration) and became hypoxic; then passed out. thus he lost his shit
7 years ago
no one else.
7 years ago
He had a bad pre-game taco.
7 years ago
Nah, the pressure in his abdomen probably overloaded his esophageal sphincter, then basically squirted the vomit it.
7 years ago
*up
7 years ago
Bad taco!
7 years ago
...okay, he could have stopped at Toco Bell before this.
7 years ago
a'fankyou.
7 years ago
thats how you say that you after 8 cans of carling
7 years ago
thank you*
7 years ago
Pretty weak for a projectile vomit. I'm guessing he probably shit his drawers too...
7 years ago
"Overloaded esophageal sphincter" I see the name for Smerf's new band!
7 years ago
that couldnt have been good for his back
7 years ago
Godsmack makes me have the same reaction.
7 years ago
^My description when I subbed this too.
7 years ago
that shitty noise is what made him puke..hell i sympathied puke as well.
7 years ago
that guy had great vomit distance
7 years ago
Good idea. Here's the paper towels.
7 years ago
hey vomit circus
7 years ago
Hmmmm. You're usually not like this. What did you do with cheeseburger?
7 years ago
nothing,are u canadian ?
7 years ago
the puke part is awesome ness
7 years ago
What you telling ness for? It ain't a member here.
7 years ago
yeah what a dipshit
7 years ago
That's what I do when I toss a batch in the ol' lady...
7 years ago
I guess weight lifting is the same as being operated on, no eating after 10 oclock the night before.
7 years ago
That dood in the front row is not giving up his chair for nothing!
7 years ago
Just a typical Saturday night for him. No biggie.
7 years ago
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