points: 7

Fucked up

How do you get so fucked up to let shit like this happen to you?

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by JamesTKirk

submitted June 4th 2010

58 comments
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Fucked up
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comments (58)
I've been that drunk lots... Got my legs shaved in the middle of summer, when all I wore was shorts.. It sucked.
7 years ago
thats nto nearly as bad as this. havin your legs shaved is nothing i wouldnt waste a good drunk kid on leg shaving.
7 years ago
legs shaved? you might of been raped too.
7 years ago
By being a dirty, rotten hippie Cap'n. That's how.
7 years ago
you better smile when you say that
7 years ago
By drinking with assholes, that's how
7 years ago
^knows from experience
7 years ago
assholes: they're everywhere
7 years ago
This has never happened to me. I don't drink with assholes, but I've known enough people that did.
7 years ago
i would never do this kind of shit to anyone drunk or not and i'd expect the same in return
7 years ago
I'd do it to you on impulse fries... But I wouldn't waste money on gettin' you drunk, I'd GHB you on your first drink.

Once you were out I'd paint a dollface on you, wrestle on some lulu lemons and a belly beater and lean you over a park bench with your hands bound to your ankles... And leave you there for the morning news.

But before leaving i'd take a picture of me teabagging you with an MS to prove that I was there.

No homo.
7 years ago
Shut the fuck up, faggot.
7 years ago
Ya fries.. You heard him.
7 years ago
If I were addressing Fries, I would do so directly, faggot.
7 years ago
The worst that's ever happened to someone I was drinking with was a couple of the girls started putting makeup on him

The worst that's happened to me was they started to pain my nails. Luckily, I noticed what they were doing when they were just finishing the first one.
7 years ago
by being a douchebag with shit in his hair.
7 years ago
it's even funnier if you make pretend he had a big interview in the morning
7 years ago
it is.
7 years ago
...and and, he was running late so he didn't get to look @ himself in the mirror before he left.
7 years ago
I drew a cock'n'balls on the side of my buddies neck... He rushed out the door and worked all day with it.. He couldn't figure out why people were giving weird looks all day. ha ha
7 years ago
He has long sideburns, a scragly haven't-shaved-in-three-days beard, a hemp necklace and dreadlocks.

Any job he's applying to, this wont matter.
7 years ago
White guy with dreads, he had it coming.
7 years ago
The operative word here would be OWNED.
7 years ago
with the dreads and the hemp jewelry this guy is prob more than just drunk.
7 years ago
Axl?
7 years ago
I fell asleep around my friends once. They didn't bother me though; the worst thing I remember was a nightmare about hatching a zucchini.
7 years ago
How did your asshole feel in the morning?
7 years ago
Like I hatched a zucchini??? (?)


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7 years ago
Thats just an ICP fan, nothing else. That's how they look all day.
7 years ago
haha
7 years ago
Hey kirk maybe you can fucking let other people submit pictures too? Jesus fuck.
7 years ago
Eat shit, you speedo fuck.
7 years ago
yeah JamesT you submission spammy dillweed
7 years ago
dickweed...
7 years ago
dickwad.. ? whayever
7 years ago
Make up your mind, fuck-fries.
7 years ago
haha you kinda took the sting out of it, fries...
7 years ago
Dickweed sounds like a crop you'd plant to keep the bugs away from other crops.
7 years ago
LMao i dunno why that made me laugh mako.
7 years ago
nobody has ever fucked with me while i was unconscious...the reason being that anyone who has ever known me would realize the revenge i would get would be far far worse than anything they could conceive
7 years ago
I would. I am not afraid.
7 years ago
I'd get you on the last day before I flew back to England :)
7 years ago
i would never feel safe having a drink around 1rish1 , i'd be too worried about waking up with a sore arse
7 years ago
You always have a sore ass. Why would irish having his way with you be any different? Racist.
7 years ago
You'd never have a drink with 1rish1 because I wouldn't be caught dead in the same room with you much less sit down and have a drink with you.
7 years ago
That could be awkward at a Mucho-con.
7 years ago
We aren't gonna invite him anyways.
7 years ago
rish only hangs out with guys he knows he can get some action from. fries must not be his type
7 years ago
Is Fries anyones type?
7 years ago
That is a horrible thought right there
7 years ago
I now feel quite sick
7 years ago
what would you do badass dik, beg and beg to suck their cock until they gave in?
7 years ago
fries is always fantasizing about having a sore ass
7 years ago
im everybodies type
7 years ago
looks like a viking
7 years ago
your mother looks like a viking
7 years ago
with hairy nipples
7 years ago
i want to do this to drunk ppl
6 years ago
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