points: 4

If This Is Light Beer

i don't think i'd wanna be bill either

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by dwhill05

submitted June 3rd 2010

121 comments
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The queering means he would suck cock anyway.
7 years ago
Also why do people drink light beer? Is it for the slightly reduced alcohol content or the hope of a reduced calorie content?
7 years ago
It's because they want to look manly drinking a beer, but can't handle the real stuff.
7 years ago
For fags.
7 years ago
beer bellies are a dangerous thing
7 years ago
light beer is like two people having sex in a canoe, fucking close to water.
7 years ago
Its light beer, meaning it weighs less on the stomach. duh.
7 years ago
I can drink 30 Coors lights and pass a breathalizer test.
7 years ago
cool story toolman/bruh
7 years ago
shut up.
7 years ago
Very high reply-to-comment ratio for this video.
7 years ago
I think it was on this site where i once read, 'if im gonna get a fucking beer belly then i wanna get fucking tanked along with it.'

Truer words rarely spoken.
7 years ago
i hate uni-thread posts.
7 years ago
I hate it when you're walking along on a hot summer day and your underwear rides up your crack
7 years ago
i hate it when you're carted through the mall for hours and your ass starts to sweat. feels like a motherfuckin swamp
7 years ago
i hate when you're just done shitting and wiping your ass, get up from the bowl only to realize that theres still more to come.
7 years ago
I hate when you're really desperate for a shit and get there just in time only to realize you've still got your pants up.
7 years ago
I hate it when people feel the need to let you know what they really hate especially when it refers to shitting you pants or wiping your arse
7 years ago
I hate the need to tell people that I hate it when people feel the need to let you know what they really hate especially when it refers to shitting you pants or wiping your arse
7 years ago
FUCK YOU!
7 years ago
I hate it when cheeky fails hard like that...it makes us all look bad
7 years ago
I hate it when the splatter pattern ties me into the murder of someone who said I failed hard
7 years ago
FUCK YOU!
7 years ago
Steven_Seagull 36 minutes ago says:

i hate assholes like that that can't even keep up with the flow of a thread and try so damn hard to be funny, they always fail.
7 years ago
past bird knew it best.
7 years ago
I hate it when some limey comes in and kills my buzz
7 years ago
yea, cheeky, you you fucking buzzkill
7 years ago
FUCK YOU ALL!
7 years ago
Bunch of cunts the lot of you
7 years ago
WANKERS!
7 years ago
*grumbles*
7 years ago
Yeah cheeky, you limey buzzkill!
7 years ago
Hold on....
7 years ago
*gets out binoculars and ornithology book*

could it...possibly....WHY YES, a rare butthurtus brittanicus...them's pretty rare nowadays, they're almost extinct cuz 95% of the males are gay.
7 years ago
traitor!
7 years ago
i'll call it "cheeky" !
7 years ago
TRAITOR!
7 years ago
Whose butt is hurt?
7 years ago
from the number of grumbled 'fuck you' utterings i'd say you.
7 years ago
Not butt hurt just.....FUCK YOU!....tourettes
7 years ago
FUCK YOU FUCKIN FUCK STICK CUNT SNIFFING WANK BASTARD COCK KNOCKER
7 years ago
You see?
7 years ago
CUNT
7 years ago
there there
7 years ago
where?
7 years ago
it's okay.

it'll heal.

someday.
7 years ago
here's an inflatable donut cushion.

you can pretend you're sipowicz.

(anybody got that?)
7 years ago
I got a cold.
7 years ago
i got a sweaty nut sack cause its fucking hot and humid here >:/
7 years ago
Erm thanks for that
7 years ago
humid as fuck over here too, i'm sweating like cruel on the shitter. but i'm cooling down with some guinnesseses.
7 years ago
Pissing it down over here
7 years ago
As per fucking usual
7 years ago
It's 85 degrees F (What... 28-29 C?) and sunny here.

I hate when I have to convert to celsius.
7 years ago
but thanks for doing it, thats very considerate,

for an imperial using faggotron!
7 years ago
fucking ignorant yankee assholes!
7 years ago
its 95 here, and fuck celcius and you euro bastards
7 years ago
it's only 291kelvin over here.
7 years ago
It's fail over here...
7 years ago
most likely it's my 5 day forecast, either way time for another beer.
7 years ago
Just leave it, you failed once don't add to it.
7 years ago
you mean it's 291K...you will be docked points for saying kelvin
7 years ago
speaking of fails, why hasn't anybody ever posted a video of people with prader-willi, that is by far the funniest form of retardation.
7 years ago
Because you never made any home movies, that's why.
7 years ago
never did like anybody taking my image, that and never got the swimmer and the egg that where carriers.
7 years ago
wut?
7 years ago
dunno...
7 years ago
he dumb.
7 years ago
it's a genetic disorder, in other words both parents would need to be carriers, hence swimmer and egg.
7 years ago
That's you in your avatar isn't it?
7 years ago
never mind...
7 years ago
my grandmother says that i was the best child to live sport.
7 years ago
Prader-willi people end up being fat. I'm not sure what the genetics of it is, but if I remember correctly, it's like Downs Syndrome, a single incident genetic change instead of something that gets passed down via carriers.
7 years ago
Then again, it's been awhile since I actually cared to know that.
7 years ago
God damn it, smerf, shut the fuck up. We all have Discovery Channel too. You aren't that smart.
7 years ago
dont fuck with smerf, rish...he's a podiatrist
7 years ago
He is just a volunteer at the proctology school.
7 years ago
oooh
7 years ago
if it's like downs syndrome wouldn't it be a sex based genetic disorder, at least from what i remember.
7 years ago
lots of tards in public pools
7 years ago
sorry about the reply fail
7 years ago
test
7 years ago
works for me fugs
7 years ago
me too

woo hoo!
7 years ago
this is all the bird's fault
7 years ago
uhm, if i remember correctly, kitty was the last person to comment before denver exploded.
7 years ago
i see, trying to pass the blame onto poor, innocent, sweet little kitty when we all know that you are the master at RUINING EVERYTHING!!
7 years ago
besides, being the one to break mucho isn't that big of a deal and there are more of us in that group then you realize :/
7 years ago
fucking me over to get in her pants now are you?
7 years ago
punk ass bitch
7 years ago
her too
7 years ago
no way, bros before hos, always. and i don't think it takes too much effort to get into her pants anyway
7 years ago
Well...fuck both of you guys...I want in her pants!
7 years ago
i'm pretty sure all you gotta do to get into her pants is to give her the same attention you give a 5 year old, be withing arms reach, and be alive. good luck with that
7 years ago
Actually, I'm just kidding. If this marriage doesn't work out I think I'll go gay.




fries?
7 years ago
wow, i'd fuck my hand for the rest of my life before going gay
7 years ago
all of this in-fighting over who gets to wear her pants?
7 years ago
repeat
7 years ago
dude, get your shit together.

failathon
7 years ago
:)

are the vid's working for anyone else?
7 years ago
just one of the porn ads so far...give it time, dude - and remember all the homeless servers in Denver in your prayers tonight
7 years ago
good news - the vids are (slowly) starting to work

bad news - chat is still in nginx limbo :(
7 years ago
RIP chat
7 years ago
bumped for greatness

* ToiletDuck dodges a repost bullet *
3 years ago
old
3 years ago
skanky
3 years ago
thats very observant of you, way to go champ
3 years ago
oster is one of our more gifted students
3 years ago
anymore special, he'll need a helmet
3 years ago
Drunk oster = suckage
Sober oster = meh
Stoned oster = ok
3 years ago
thats probably pretty accurate actually
3 years ago
which one am i now lady?
3 years ago
Definitely drunk or mostly drunk.
3 years ago
nope, sober.
3 years ago
Same goes with me... booze + sprinkles = sour, hateful sprinkles

sprinkles + weed = happy & content
3 years ago
Well then, meh it is.
3 years ago
no sleep time it is.
3 years ago
night, night, sweet-pea
3 years ago
* Sprinkles heads to the kitchen for his second cup of coffee *


You want one, duck?
3 years ago
You 2 gonna snuggle next
3 years ago
Shhhhhh... you'll spook him
3 years ago
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