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Ingenious Jews

From Bill Maher's documentary Religulous

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by Anonymous

submitted June 3rd 2010

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What the fuck? It's not midnight...
7 years ago
Also, first.
7 years ago
Bonus videos
7 years ago
chaange frighteeens meee
7 years ago
*rearranged everything in possum's house while he's out picking up chicks at AA*
7 years ago
aaaaaahhhhhh!
7 years ago
have fun finding where i hid all of your personal bathroom items
7 years ago
now you have to hold you poop again.
7 years ago
your*
7 years ago
this vid is retarded
7 years ago
yes and Bill Maher can go fuck himself.
7 years ago
I thought Jews were supposed to be smart.
7 years ago
*sly
7 years ago
Apparently not. There were six million in Europe that thought they were getting free showers.
7 years ago
and free lamp shades too.
7 years ago
Can anyone who visits this site regularly consider themselves religious? I am sure we are breaking some law or commandment just by logging into this site.
7 years ago
i would imagine some of us mucho members are to be considered religious but honestly though its neither yours or my business to know who is or isnt.

Also vids and pics get posted at midnight eastern time ( thats 9pm west coast )
7 years ago
anyone who comes to this site is committing a sin in whatever religion they wrongly believe in.
FACT
7 years ago
your face is committing a sin!
7 years ago
pwned
7 years ago
We don't consider our selves religious, we consider our selves SINNERS! the scum of the earth.
7 years ago
You really are the scum of the earth, bicho.
7 years ago
That gives scum a bad name
7 years ago
But donkey diddling scum is the worst.
7 years ago
True, true
7 years ago
He's a donkey cum gargling shit stabber of the lowest order
7 years ago
Technically, Satanist are religious.
7 years ago
I wonder if they have a jewish "go fuck yourself" machine for the sabbath?
7 years ago
they often beg people to call elevators, turn lights/ovens on off for them & what not.

cavemen
7 years ago
our oven actually has a 'sabbath' setting on it...... where you can program times for it to turn on to cook and at what temp... i guess that is the 'loophole' for them.... what a fucking sham
7 years ago
whenever they ask me to turn theirs on I push the whole family of 12 in with a baseball bat
7 years ago
man, i wonder how awesome it is to sell ovens to jews. how do you keep a straight face?
7 years ago
Someone should just kill them all!
7 years ago
Ask the bird if he can give you a hand.
7 years ago
That's who I had in mind.
7 years ago
after what helen thomas said i realized israel is a fucking paradise, well not really a paradise more of a shithole that makes the rest of the world more like a paradise. first of all this theory of mine is founded on the fact that if you want to set up a theocracy and force the indigenous people of a region to live under your religious laws you are an ASSHOLE. and since jews did exactly that they are ASSHOLES.

ok, so imagine there were hundreds of millions of assholes spread out all over the world. many of your elected officials are assholes, both your next door neighbors and even the guy across the street are all assholes. these fuckin assholes are making up bullshit laws like you cant mow your lawn on tuesday and you fucking love to mow your lawn (i love doing yard work for some reason but i digress). and people in every country are experiencing the same problems, but most importantly the british. the brits, god bless you stupid mother fuckers, come up with the most brilliant idea any brit ever could to make a place where assholes all over the world can come and live away from everyone else so they stop pissing us off with their cheapness, gross food and huge noses. "and we shall call it, israel: land of ASSHOLES."

just too bad for the muslims it had to be right next to them. sorry iranian, oh well youre all really just the same assholes anyway.
7 years ago
agreed.

ever wonder if muslims could have been different had the israelis not fucked everything up?
7 years ago
Yard work is for faggots. I let my grass grow like my pubes.
7 years ago
You have green pubes full of bugs?
7 years ago
all religions are based upon astrological symbols. any dumb fuck that believes in a saviour might as well worship the sun. personally, i hate the sun. the sun fucking sucks.
7 years ago
except buddhism, that shit's legit
7 years ago
the only legit religion is scientology...you just can't make that shit up
7 years ago
Arabs actually did pretty much the same thing back in the day.
7 years ago
mmmm not really, gods are all based on astrology and that bullshit but the laws are just whatever the fuck the prophet wanted, mohammed apparently wanted to have a bunch of wives, fuck and beat them, fuck a bunch of little boys, and have a bunch of virgins when he dies

moses didnt want people to press a button on friday
7 years ago
I meant the part where they took over sections of the world and basically made it so that you had to convert if you wanted to advance at all.

Muhammad actually gave civil liberties to women in his time that hadn't been seen for centuries. The concept of them being property is a relatively recent development based around someone's interpretation of the Koran.
7 years ago
WHat a load of bollocks
7 years ago
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