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Orgasm Fail

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As they say, "Wait for it..."

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by TiredGuy

submitted June 2nd 2010

45 comments
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It's so much easier to beat your dick.
8 years ago
Who are you talking to?
8 years ago
shit maybe, i always thought diddlin would be easier though

maybe men are just not as retarded so it just seems easier
8 years ago
There is no way that 'diddlin' is easier than male masturbation. It is an art, my friend.
8 years ago
So is masturbation. Thats why chicks are never as good at giving handjobs as guys are.
8 years ago
could you have made a sentence that came off ANY gayer 1rish1? i don't think so..
8 years ago
haha
8 years ago
the truth reveals itself
8 years ago
He forgot, "No Homo."
8 years ago
I hope.
8 years ago
Ha ha.
8 years ago
Irish....bravo!!!
8 years ago
I seriously just did the head back laugh thing, & I can't remember the last time I did that.

Brilliant!
8 years ago
*Finished laughing*

It is true that VERY few women know how to give a hand job. On the other hand, I can make a bird cum in minutes.
8 years ago
What kind of bird?
8 years ago
Woodcock?
8 years ago
Your mum!
8 years ago
Her neighbors are gonna be pissed when they see what she did to that chair.
8 years ago
*cues porn music*
8 years ago
I give her a 9. A 5 without the fall.
8 years ago
I'd hit it.
8 years ago
And?
8 years ago
...and hit it again.
8 years ago
atta boy.
8 years ago
Don't mock our simplistic tastes in humor, sir!
8 years ago
That was cute^_^
8 years ago
Too bad she isn't.
8 years ago
was a fucking shitty chair anyhoo
8 years ago
Thats what she said

...& something about irony.
8 years ago
Thats what she said

...& something about irony.
8 years ago
I've been watching this site for years. I've laughed, I've cried, I've cringed and held my balls for dear life, but this struck me on a soul level. I feel moved by this...
8 years ago
welcome to Mucho , be aware that 'lurking time' counts for shit around.
8 years ago
Now fuck off!
8 years ago
well said
8 years ago
Don't say "wait for it" you asshole. It's fucking stupid.
8 years ago
yeah i tried to distance myself from it, you sewer-dwelling baby rapist. i'll try harder not to be so fucking stupid next time.
8 years ago
That would be a welcomed change.
8 years ago
We only ask that you try.
8 years ago
i was expecting poop..but i'm always expecting poop
8 years ago
poop happens
8 years ago
All I know is never hold in your farts cause that's where shitty ideas come from.
8 years ago
ha ha...

I was expecting a watcher...

poop is better.......
7 years ago
I liked how confused she was after she got up, like she wasn't sure what her next move should be.
8 years ago
Bitch broke a perfectly good chair.
8 years ago
I'd fuck her..
7 years ago
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