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Epic SF Movie Speech (subtitled)

he's a damme good actor, huh?

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by Steven_Seagull

submitted June 2nd 2010

75 comments
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comments (75)
used to like that one as a kid
7 years ago
yeah, me too.

RIP raul julia.
7 years ago
I still like Raul Julia's reasons for doing Street Fighter.

He was dying and knew it. He asked his kids "Hey, which movie would you like me to do?" then hammed it up on set.
7 years ago
seriously?

pugsley and wednesday wanted him to do SF?

so friggin awesome!
7 years ago
I love that he just went over the top with it.
7 years ago
so then why did it take him the whole movie to just go and kill the guy
7 years ago
Thanks for spoiling it, jackass
7 years ago
I IZ MADE REPOST? OH NOEZ!
7 years ago
i demand proof!
7 years ago
can you cut out the i iz haz shit..if it was ever funny ..it's not now
7 years ago
like do you still say herro to twobit too?..i bet you do
7 years ago
stupid fucking germans
7 years ago
Seagull are you being a moron today ?
7 years ago
i iz maded teh dik mad? haha, that makez me haz laughingz!
7 years ago
dude
come on
7 years ago
*rollz on teh floorz while having teh humongous laughingz*
7 years ago
ha
7 years ago
oh, teh lulz, teh lulz i tellz ya!
7 years ago
roflcopter
7 years ago
It brought a smerk to my face but I wouldn't call it all out laughing.
7 years ago
Was that the idiot Van Damn?
7 years ago
just lookit the tags.

and teh funnay describie...
7 years ago
jean-claude, sir
7 years ago
seagull you asshole, nice interpost
7 years ago
well, keep up!
7 years ago
fucken drunk...
7 years ago
fucken nazi
7 years ago
Back when the only car I had to drive was my dad's Ford Aerostar, I named it Jean-Claude Damn Van.

I hated that fucking thing, but it just wouldn't die.
7 years ago
You know what Ford stands for don't you?
Fucking
Owner's
Real
Dumb
7 years ago
Fucked
Over
Rebuilt
Dodge

or

Fucked
On
Race
Day

7 years ago
Or

Fastest
On
Race
Day

or

Found
On
Road,
Dead

or

Rix
Or
Repair
Daily
7 years ago
rix? does smerf wanna scooby snack?
7 years ago
Loren Avedon was better...
7 years ago
So which character was he supposed to be in the movie?
7 years ago
look it up.

there's a whole internet for shit like that, you stupid lazy fuck.
7 years ago
also, you're a homosexual.
7 years ago
seagull you make me giggle like a little school girl
7 years ago
that's just cuz you're drunk,

again.
7 years ago
guilty as charged
7 years ago
I know! I dont get it, germans aren't supposed to even have a sense of humour, let alone be as funny as this mofo!
7 years ago
suckup
7 years ago
yeah i see how you would think that, but seriously wtf?

oh and fuck you.

better?
7 years ago
btw, you'll be madrag from now on, theres a shark that'll get pissed if everyone keeps on calling you mako for short.
7 years ago
And dont pretend you didnt have a secret little german 'im loved' orgasm.
7 years ago
mkdrago pulled his head out of seagal's ass long enough to take a breath. don't stay out too long, the bird likes the ass play so dive right back in!
7 years ago
fine with me, ill make an attempt at a funny name for you later
7 years ago
and i know i'm loved, toolie tells me every other day.
7 years ago
ahhh shit, and i was going to say something nice about you too, now you can just watch
7 years ago
lol shit, im pissing myself too much to avoid the interpostage
7 years ago
~ЯΞ√ΩLUT↑☼N~
7 years ago
Right on, comrade!
7 years ago
silly
7 years ago
Put the class traitor up against the wall and shoot the bastardski!
7 years ago
~ЯΞ√ΩLUT↑☼N~
7 years ago
so silly
7 years ago
Unite against the capitalist pigs!!
7 years ago
Revolution?
7 years ago
Желаю всего хорошего
7 years ago
serously? zat shit gain?
7 years ago
huh?
7 years ago
da
7 years ago
pivo
7 years ago
BLJAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
7 years ago
hurensohn!

deine mutter sucht dich....
7 years ago
Извините?
7 years ago
nvm fugs, this is aryans only...
7 years ago
hahaha nun is aber auch mal wieder ruhe im karton ja steven ?
solangsam wirds mir zu bunt mit dir, auch ich habe grenzen... apropos mütter, wie gehts dieser living walking anneliese-michel impersonation die sich die schande deiner geburt aufgebürdet hat ?
nvm ich frag sie selber wenn sie mal wieder nicht gerade damit beschäftigt ist in den gorillakäfig im kölner zoo zu kommen um ihre fantasien auszuleben.
7 years ago
alter 18 stunden koma am tag, mama is happy...

ein lehrstück über alkoholismus...
7 years ago
too much information
7 years ago
"Tja, das ist eine harte, gemeine Tatsache des Lebens! Aber es ist eine Tatsache des Lebens, vor der du nicht die Backen zukneifen kannst."

just stating facts...
7 years ago
poop



^I just want to leave that right there.
7 years ago
"Wer ist denn dieser grässliche Mann?" -"Ace Ventura. Ich bin der tierische Detektiv, und Sie...müssen der Monopoly-Typ sein. Hey, danke für das freie Parken."

yep
7 years ago
das auch
7 years ago
Damned racists!
7 years ago
I deers like piss. effn epic
5 years ago
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