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R.I.P Gary Colman you are now one with the force

The world will never know what Willis was talking about

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by Heybooger

submitted May 31st 2010

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R.I.P Gary Colman  you are now one with the force
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still better than editing in hayden christensen...
7 years ago
makes more sense too
7 years ago
lol
7 years ago
Seriously, everything George Lucas has done since Empire Strikes Back has been dog shit. Guy should have stopped there.
7 years ago
you're an idiot emperorr.
7 years ago
It was a little confusing to see him in the last episode , it only really makes sense to use Hayden from a point that he stopped being a Jedi in episode 3. the whole point of the Return of the Jedi is that Anakin was/is THE jedi.
7 years ago
Do better Imp...
7 years ago
Emp... whatever..
7 years ago
no it wasn't fries, 'the jedi' was referring to luke supposedly becoming a real jedi and therefore reviving the jedi as a discipline. lucas originally titled it 'revenge of the jedi' but changed it when he decided revenge was not a concept condoned by the jedi way of life
7 years ago
funny how Jedi start training from almost infancy and yet Luke becomes a jedi in a relatively short time. Anakin is THE Jedi , he has to become Darth Vader... it's his destiny which ultimately leads to him destroying the Sith once and for all. Have you not paid attention to the first episode where he is believed to be the prophecy.
7 years ago
you really don't know anything about star wars.

the prophecy is a bad thing, anakin is feared because he might bring "balance to the force", which is a bad thing because up until that point the light side prevailed and was stronger...
7 years ago
What made less sense was that everyone seemed to get shit at saber fighting once anakin went to the dark side and became vader.
7 years ago
dragon, don't even get me started on inconsistencies like that...

selective force speed anyone?
7 years ago
it's kinda like momentum, once the dark side grew, its powerful hora tipped the balance and hindered the good side of the force and those associated with it. anakin's shift gave the dark side the upper hand and the light side lost its stranglehold on the force
7 years ago
haha nice try, but why was Vader still so shit at wielding a saber then? He was shit hot fighting against Obi wan. You could make the excuse that his body was mostly replaced by machine, but doesnt the force give you the ability to manipulate any physical matter with as much ability as they are their own body?
7 years ago
The nerd factor is strong in this thread
7 years ago
no no dragon, you misunderstood me....

selective force speed is another one of those inconsistencies i have trouble with,
just compare the first scene of phantom menace to the climactic end battle and you'll see what i mean.
7 years ago
May I suggest you all spend some time at wookiepedia?
7 years ago
it's in my bookmarks
7 years ago
NEEEEEEEERDS!!!!!!!!!
7 years ago
FFFFAAAAAAGGGGGGGSSSSSSSSS. Shut the fuck up its a sci-fi movie.


And fuck you Steamin_Seamen. Every second post is you pissing about something. Get a fucking life.
7 years ago
lol at all the freaks crawling out of the wood work today, seagal has collected a few fans lately

*snickers cause he hasn't realized i slipped him the noob magnet a while back*
7 years ago
you bitch, i know there was something in your pocket! "happy to see me" my ass!
7 years ago
meh
7 years ago
What about Dennis Hopper? He died the other day too.
7 years ago
Dio should definitely be on there.
7 years ago
and frank frazetta
7 years ago
rip frank. i need to visit his museum
7 years ago
Dennis Hopper is more significant, Gary Coleman is only so well known because he's the butt of so many jokes and references. I found him annoying as shit.
7 years ago
its always big news when one or two yanks die .. what about my fellow country men ?
7 years ago
uh... how is dennis hopper more significant... because he was bowser in mario bros? or the noname badguy in waterworld? fuck yourself.
7 years ago
he was called the Deacon... numbnuts
7 years ago
yak & Coleman, sitting in a tree...
7 years ago
A: I never said he was MORE significant.
B: He was in Easy Rider and True Romance
C: You should stick to fucking yourself, you'd get more pussy that way.
7 years ago
true romance is a good movie and he was a good bad guy in speed as well
7 years ago
Frank in Blue Velvet was his stand out role. Being a security guard was Coleman's stand out role.
7 years ago
don't forget Art Linkletter
7 years ago
when did they make this version?
7 years ago
It is in production now, but they are already planning Star Wars 4.0 due out 2018
7 years ago
in 3d :(
7 years ago
really there should still be 3 episodes to follow on from Return of the Jedi , i doubt he'll ever make them. even if he does the press will say "meh , he's just making it up as he goes along" but way back int the late 70's i remember reading as storyboard that has 9 episodes in the total Star Wars saga.
7 years ago
welf..
7 years ago
as in welfare..
7 years ago
fries there are tons of stories made by other really good authors such as R A Salvatore who have continued the 'star wars universe'
they could EASILY make tons of spinoffs based on all the various books/stories
7 years ago
i'm not talking spinoffs , George actually wrote a total of 9 episodes in the Star Wars saga.
7 years ago
yup.
7 years ago
How gay are all of you?
7 years ago
they should make the han solo trilogy into a movie, there were some awesome scenes in those books that would make for great action on the screen
7 years ago
lol @ all the morons that think george lucas wrote anything more than new hope in the 70's. making shit up as he went along was always lucas' trademark (luke and leia being siblings, kenobi dying etc are just some of the last minute changes he made), but for the prequel trilogy he made 2 mistakes: he never consulted anybody about his script and he chose to direct himself.
now lucas may be many things, but he's neither a good director nor a good writer.

and concerning the EU novels: it was decent at first, thrawn trilogy, han solo/ lando calrissian adventures, splinter of the minds eye etc, but kevin anderson, his dumb wife, crispin and salvatore ruined the star wars universe forever with bullshit like the imperial remnant or the yuuzhan vong wars or chewbaccas death.
7 years ago
nerd mode, OFF!
7 years ago
im fucking tell you that he wrote at least rough drafts for a 9 episode Star wars story circa late 70's early 80's. seriously Seagull no book ever goes straight to movie without some alteration , thats what drafts and storyboards are all about
7 years ago
no fries, he did not. go ahead educate yourself about star wars, then come back and admit i'm right.
7 years ago
all he had done by the end of the 70's was the asteroid field scene for empire and the woodland battle for jedi, although at that time he had wookies battling the empire instead of ewoks, an idea he later revisited in revenge of the sith.
7 years ago
Dont doubt my Jedi powers young Seagull
7 years ago
i doubt your knowledge, and you resorting to lame jokes makes you seem pretty much

PWNED

star wars wise, now shut up.
7 years ago
it wasnt a lame joke it was more a command
7 years ago
If Lucas wasnt a writer or director what was he? Just able to adapt other peoples fiction to script?
7 years ago
"i'm a toydarian, your mind tricks dont work on me, jedi, only money!"
7 years ago
just cuz i hate phantom menace doesnt mean i dont know it by heart.
7 years ago
mako, he directed the first, but kershner and marquand made the sequels what they are,
kershner fought numerous battles with lucas over the hollow and lifeless dialogue in the script (one reason why he didnt come back for 'jedi') and tried to change as much of it as lucas would allow.
and lets not forget lucas' famous quote about coppola helping him learn how to write: "He took me from not being able to write a word in terms of writing screenplays to being the king of wooden dialogue."

he fucking says so himself!!!
7 years ago
it was better than the other two, and the pod racing scene was awesome. i saw it twice on the big screen and geekgasmed both times
7 years ago
it is the best of the 3 by far.
jar jar and jake lloyd are utterly annoying, but it has the best set pieces, best lightsaber battles and way less retcon bullshit than the other 2. everybody that likes revenge of the sith and deems it a worthy connection between the old and new films deserves to be shot.
7 years ago
FFS
7 years ago
That might explain why The empire strikes back is the best in the franchise.
7 years ago
When it comes to the prequels Spaced said it all.
7 years ago
that and the resident evil 2 one were my favourite spaced episodes by far.

oh, and i love the slo mo gun fighting one too.
7 years ago
i'm not reading all that gay^
7 years ago
well, fuck off then.
7 years ago
ha, they made him shorter than yoda
7 years ago
Wow, pretty gay.
7 years ago
So was it really heart failure? Like a stroke, only different.
7 years ago
Willis was trying to warn him...
7 years ago
I heard it was a brain hemorage.
7 years ago
On May 26, 2010, Coleman was admitted to Utah Valley Regional Medical Center in Provo, Utah, after falling and hitting his head and suffering an epidural hematoma at his home in Santaquin, Utah. He was announced to be in critical condition. According to a hospital spokesman, Coleman was "conscious and lucid" on the morning of Thursday May 27, but his condition subsequently worsened. By mid-afternoon on May 27, 2010, Coleman was unconscious and on life support. He died at 12:05 p.m. MDT (18:05 UTC) on May 28, 2010
7 years ago
Hahahah wow he is still going!!! Steamin_Seamengullp is the new Mucho virgin.

Hey, speaking of virgins, where is Wario these days?? Seamengullp must be getting lonely.
7 years ago
none of you retards got the joke
7 years ago
i'm kind of fond of seamengullp, just a bit too long to type though
7 years ago
whatch'u talkin'bout fries?
7 years ago
Hey its that other pissy fat virgin. I still remember your uploaded pic. Haha you are disgusting (hopefully it wasnt actually you...??).

Im still surprised you havent done it yet.
Haha you know....
7 years ago
lol, this fucker is loopy, must be on the same shit elkpiss gets off on
7 years ago
you're an ass, downhill.

i got the joke fries, i would've merited it with some sort of "haha" or "lol" or other common internet idiom that conveys appreciation, but unfortunately oj ruined it with his lame follow-up.

and who the fuck is gwilo?
7 years ago
Not loopy, just greeting fries. My posts take a long time to upload sometimes....
7 years ago
short for gay willow?
7 years ago
this is the one time its the user that is slow and not mucho, that is why your posts take so long
7 years ago
Haha I see what you did there. Gwailo is a racist term for white man in Chinese.

And isnt Willow already gay?

Down with double negatives!? You cant not be feeling this...
7 years ago
willow isn't gay, hes a midget. almost as bad
7 years ago
willow was a lesbian, wasn't she?
7 years ago
hannigan was almost as hot as gellar in that show

*has buffy flash back and creams pants*
7 years ago
I liked the bad slayer on that show the most. Duckshoot or whatever her name was. But she was never 1/2 as hot in anything after that.
7 years ago
the buffyverse is my least favourite joss whedon work.
7 years ago
I like how he kept the Eddie Munster hair style going all these years.
7 years ago
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