points: 2

All it takes is a hammer

for everyone but this guy...

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by 42Adams

submitted May 30th 2010

34 comments
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I've heard of dumb criminals, but I never heard of a criminal who failed at crime.
7 years ago
i guess the reporter bit was just a cover for him then haha.
7 years ago
If he 'wasn't white', he would've done way better.
7 years ago
WoW that guy must have had a second bowl of fail flakes for breakfast.
7 years ago
as did you, as did you
7 years ago
What's wrong with fail flakes?
7 years ago
Shitty Chinese hammer is what it is.
7 years ago
Thank you for speaking the obvious.
7 years ago
It's probably a left handed one.
7 years ago
hey, i had a left handed hammer once....
7 years ago
Nothing spells fail more like a car window falling after being hit by a fucking hammer.
7 years ago
really? and when should a car window fall?
7 years ago
guy can't bust out windows, and if he did he gets cut and leaves evidence. He will never take up a life of crime
7 years ago
I can't agree more.
7 years ago
What an idiot...no one uses a hammer, try a screwdriver.
7 years ago
Spark plug nigga.
7 years ago
Fat old guy did ok
7 years ago
The porcelain off of spark plugs, or toilets for that matter, can quite easily 'start' a significant crack in a side window of a vehicle...
7 years ago
Yeah use a toilet, that'll be perfect.
7 years ago
Or a bath tub for that matter
7 years ago
Use your face.
7 years ago
I just want it to break...not run away from me
7 years ago
I used a Ming vase once, and retrieved nearly 80 cents in change.
7 years ago
Yeah, but the impact makes too much noise. Screwdriver twist and push makes almost no sound, and there's no huge shards to cut yourself on.
7 years ago
Damn...reply fail here.
7 years ago
auto glass doesn't break into "huge shards", it's called safty glass. sharpish but not "huge". D.A.
7 years ago
^ you did see the video above, right? That rear window showed some several inch tall sections, correct? I call those shards..but perhaps "huge" is relative.
7 years ago
the fact you know how to steal things from a car in efficient way makes you kind of sad though
7 years ago
hammerproof window
7 years ago
windowproof hammer?
7 years ago
Well give the guy a break; it's not like he's black.
7 years ago
Or brown
7 years ago
Holy shit when the window fell down I almost fell out of my chair laughing.
7 years ago
The pros don't bleed
7 years ago
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