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engrish

definitely don't throw the thing

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by DejaVu

submitted May 28th 2010

89 comments
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comments (89)
I have no idea what they bare trying to even warn against here. Don't burn what?
7 years ago
matches apparently
7 years ago
I think it's 'you're not supposed to throw lit matches in a refinery' But you know those crazy chinese, anything for a laugh.
7 years ago
thats from one of the rooms in the baxter building,
it only applies to the hulk and johnny storm.
7 years ago
ok Who let Plantshit make another plaque?
7 years ago
the chinese ordered a million of these, the business is blooming.
7 years ago
*mirrion
7 years ago
i have never actually ever eaten sushi... does it really taste the way dead fish smell?
7 years ago
What in the fuck does this have to do with ANTYTHING?
7 years ago
Just answer the question.
7 years ago
somebody?
7 years ago
no. all sushi is pretty good except squid.
7 years ago
what DOES sushi taste like?...chicken? vagina?
7 years ago
i'm not a fan of the seaweed but most of it has a very mild taste and a chewy texture. but its the cold part that usually causes me to lose my desire to finish when i eat a piece
7 years ago
the one with the quail egg is pretty good.. Makes you almost wish you had a piece of toast to dip in.. You should really try sushi, it's pretty much awesome if you like, if you don't it'll be gross.
7 years ago
tastes like fish (tuna.eel.octopus), wasabi, and ginger. If you are in fact 'doing it right'.
7 years ago
can i put ketchup on it?
7 years ago
don't forget china lily!
7 years ago
if you put ketchup on sushi, the chef is likely to kung fu your ass the hell out of his establishment
7 years ago
No... Just try a dynamite roll or a california roll if you're not sure... They are both made with cooked krab.. Delicious..
7 years ago
what about Miracle Whip?
7 years ago
there are spicy mayonnaise sauces they make actually
7 years ago
They have a chinese mayo which, imho isn't as good as american style.. But it matches nicely with their food... I think it ruins a ham and cheese sandwich..
7 years ago
Aaargh. Now I want sushi and live in rural MN. You happy possum?
7 years ago
I once saw a japanese dude in high school have his first bacon cheesburger... He fucking loved it, his face was priceless, but he puked about a half hour after cuz of the massive protein intake.. Pussy.
7 years ago
i once saw a chinese delivery guy get run over by a garbage truck. his guts was sprayed all over the business fronts.
7 years ago
must have put a chink in his grill
7 years ago
dude, not funny.
7 years ago
really, that's just wong.
7 years ago
chink is just a fun word
7 years ago
shut up clockmaker
7 years ago
*ducks*
7 years ago
clockmaker?
7 years ago
Chink means a small dent... I see nothing wrong with that comment. In fact I think he mixed proper terms with racial slander quite nicely..
7 years ago
don't you Deutsch make clocks and whatnot?
7 years ago
that's the swiss.

we build cars.

and kill jews.
7 years ago
used to kill jews, somebody ruined the party.
7 years ago
right. entschuldigungen
7 years ago
you did a shitty job, they are breeding again
7 years ago
well, duh, you let 'em all in, helped 'em survive, thrive even.

helped 'em steal their land from the muslims.

and on top, gave your media to 'em.
7 years ago
fools.
7 years ago
but they're soooo funny. fart
7 years ago
you guys let in all the Turkeys
7 years ago
cept for fox
7 years ago
we need the turks, they're our mexicans.
germany would collapse without them.
7 years ago
consumption, rural MN? where dude?
7 years ago
same goes for the poles.
7 years ago
yea. and turkish women are hot. mexicants aren't however.
7 years ago
given enough time, we could insult every race in just this one thread
7 years ago
except for the brits, they're just too stupid to get insulted.
7 years ago
New Ulm
7 years ago
fuck australia!
7 years ago
them aborigines make me want to puke with their inbred faces!
7 years ago
new ulm = rural MN ?...hmm, well okay i guess... not quite the north woods, but - pretty lil town
7 years ago
oh no he just din'go there
7 years ago
hahaha, new ulm, really?

i just hope its nothing like the real ulm,
or you're fucked.

oh, and kiwis are much worse than aussies!
fuck the maori!
7 years ago
we have a nice little stadt going here.
7 years ago
actually the abos are certified as the Ugliest Breed of the human race...
7 years ago
(ask any white australian)
7 years ago
steven - no, nothing like Ulm...more like a Laura Ingalls Wilder book
7 years ago
Erhard, Elizabeth, Pelican Rapids, Dent, Dalton, Perham...my old stomping grounds
7 years ago
with a good brewerie and >98% white people. yup, we've got you beaten Germany.
7 years ago
possum, this isnt gayhookups.com, go do that elsewhere.
7 years ago
lutefisk!
7 years ago
"at any given time, anywhere in the world, there is a 96% certainty that there is a spider within six feet of you"
7 years ago
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ulm

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Ulm,_Minnesota

i think we win this one...on all counts.
7 years ago
this thing just came out of my sink


http://i.imgur.com/3JFae.jpg
7 years ago
You fuck! I told you to never mention that around me.
7 years ago
i felt cornered jim - it was all i could think of
7 years ago
manbeardauphin
7 years ago
DRS - non-spider, no fear
7 years ago
Fucking rodents!
7 years ago
it scared the hell out of me.

7 years ago
@ steven: New Ulm is the Polka Capital of the USA!

*cues up "In Heaven There Is No Beer" now
7 years ago
* leaves MS for a bit now...feeds cats, checks for spiders, reads emails, drinks more beers, gives lori a booty call for tomorrow afternoon, plays Iron And Wine and The National in the backround to keep me calm...looks at last two mushroom icecubes and debates self...

see yall at post time
7 years ago
Polka isn't even music. No one likes it here. Some ill planned tourism bullshit
7 years ago
a spider crawled across my bed 6 inches away from my just a few minutes ago, i just flicked him off and kept going
7 years ago
"going"?
7 years ago
lagomorphic
7 years ago
listening to "Going For The One", "Relayer", and "Tormato" now...
7 years ago
my = me

going as in continuing what i was doing without further distraction. in other words, my reaction was: meh
7 years ago
yeah, but what WERE you doing?


dun dun DUUUN
7 years ago
playing CNC3
7 years ago
*with the neighbours dog
7 years ago
command and conquer isn't really a two player game unless you are playing lan or something. but i bet the neighbors dog isn't that great with a mouse and keyboard :/
7 years ago
and that was LAN (without the caps) not Ian (didn't mean to get fries hopes up there, sorry)
7 years ago
Well, whatever it is, I'm not going in there.
7 years ago
never throw the thing
5 years ago
looks correct for me.
5 years ago
recover password