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The Solar System

As seen by aliens

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by dwhill05

submitted May 26th 2010

57 comments
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The Solar System
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i don't get it
7 years ago
sadly i do
7 years ago
explain
7 years ago
i do, but it needs a whats so funny tag
7 years ago
EXFUCKINGPLAIN!!!
7 years ago
Some uber-race. Damned kraut.
7 years ago
k...I kinda get some of them:

Mercury is really close to the Sun so it's super hot - spa-like, I suppose.

I've no idea why the sulfuric acid clouds and almost entirely carbon dioxide environment of Venus would be considered a "resort"...but ok.

Earth is a "zoo" for all of us ridiculously stupid creatures...I get that.

Mars is basically a big, red, clay globe, so I get the "tennis court" moniker, so long as we're talking about a clay court.

I've no idea how the giant ball of gas that is Jupiter would make for a good "parking garage"; especially with its never-ending giant storm.

Saturn has giant rings? I guess that makes it an "amusement park" somehow?

Uranus is a "gym"? I dunno...some kinda pun, perhaps?

Neptune is a "fridge" - ok, it's far away from the Sun so it's cold, I'll give 'em that.

Pluto isn't even a planet, but it's even further away from the Sun than Neptune MOST of the time, so I guess that makes it a "freezer" as compared to a "fridge", even though Neptune is sometimes further from the Sun.

That's it. That's all I got.
7 years ago
i officially hate you firstreflect
7 years ago
i still don't get how this is funny
7 years ago
for steven:
"there were these two peanuts, walking along die strasse...then one was assaulted...peanut!"...


hahahaha

(sorry)
7 years ago
that i get
7 years ago
haha
7 years ago
ha
7 years ago
!
7 years ago
20k here i come...
7 years ago
How do you fix a tuba?

A tube a glue.
7 years ago
no way bird - serious? :)
7 years ago
possum - trolled by a german pigeon

:(
7 years ago
huh?

i just loled at your joke, no trolling whatsoever occured.
7 years ago
sigh - steve, i thought you were saying you were about to hit 20k on the comment-o-meter...

facepaw, and nevermind
7 years ago
no, i hit 10k tonight.

i plan on getting the 20k by november though.
7 years ago
i really need a job...
7 years ago
you already have a job..commenting on MS
birdshitter
7 years ago
but i have yet to get paid for that
7 years ago
Don't worry Steven, one day you'll meet a girl and get it.
7 years ago
only a noobie would still be around the 10k comment mark
7 years ago
Steven, it's shit.
7 years ago
what's not to get? the tennis court one is my fav
7 years ago
fries, tell that to dubs. or camy.

thanks wanko, i should've guessed.
7 years ago
If you look real close, you can see me in the shower.
7 years ago
^ tool troll
7 years ago
i doubt we would ever get to meet aliens , this galaxy alone is such a vast place that space travel takes that long as to make it practically pointless.
unless someone discovers a means of traveling faster than the speed of light
7 years ago
Maybe you should discover shutting the fuck up.
7 years ago
is that your arguement then ?
7 years ago
You are no that smart to type smarty shit like that..I bet you did not wrote that.
7 years ago
Fries I was gonna pwn you ass but it looks like bitcho did it for me.
7 years ago
you are idiots if you think that nonsense bicho put is a pwn
7 years ago
Wanko you couldnt pwn my ass even if we were in the same bed together
7 years ago
fuck light speed, i want ludicrous speed
here i come plaid space!
7 years ago
that sounds like an invite to me wanko
7 years ago
it also sounds like a challenge.
wanko better eat his wheaties. but his wheaties box should have Tiger Woods on the cover.... because he's black, therefor not gay
7 years ago
clever, but aliens don't exist because we never seen one..How do we know they exist because us humans have a great imagination..
7 years ago
what a spacca , of course aliens exist , not as little green men portrayed in cinema. they do exist but the chances that we'll ever meet someone or something from anthoer solar system are fucking tiny.
7 years ago
enough fries, go detect metal, you're embarrassing yourself.
7 years ago
i will ignore that comment as you've given no explaintion for your theory
7 years ago
i think the fact that you wrote 'explaintion' is proof enough for my theory.
7 years ago
so your theory is about my spelling but not about my space travel theory
7 years ago
my theory is about you making a total ass of yourself when trying to talk about anything scientific, and you've proven it already.
7 years ago
my theory on space travel is not based upon science but more an ethical viewpoint.
if the nearest planet is 10 light year away then it would a minimum of 10 years to get there and 10 years to return. how could expect someone to make that trip , 20 years away from family... it not sound idea
7 years ago
STEP

AWAY

FROM

THE

KEYBOARD

NOW!!
7 years ago
i'm like Stephen Hawkings minus the wheelchair
7 years ago
you're more like the wheelchair minus stephen hawking.
7 years ago
and without the wheels.
7 years ago
i did half an hour detected this afternoon and found 8p
7 years ago
*detecting

for the spelling police on here
7 years ago
There's two aliens living next to me right now. They cook at the Chinese resturant down the street. I still can't figure that out. Mexicans cooking at a chinese place.
7 years ago
That was funny tool
7 years ago
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