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We Are Americans

That's what we do when your little pissant country is about to get whacked.

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by toolman961

submitted May 26th 2010

87 comments
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YAY FOR PROPAGANDA!
7 years ago
I was under the impression that you stood on the other side of that line.
7 years ago
wow, too bad they dont invest in us when we aren't at "war".

this video is gay
7 years ago
"we're americans. thats what we do" LOL
7 years ago
That's pretty cool... Too bad they have to be there because of greed.
7 years ago
yeah, pretty fucking cool, while all the other countries are like YOU FUCKING IDIOT NO WONDER YOU ARE SHOOTING AT YOUR OWN ALLIES YOU CAN'T EVEN FUCKING TELL THE DIFFERENCE JACKASS
7 years ago
shut up Canada!
7 years ago
Ok.. I'll suppose I'll go on blindly supporting a war for the sole purpose of feeding a country oil.. The same country that has 5% of the world's population, but uses 30% of it's natural resources... Ya, I'm cool with that.
7 years ago
Oh, and yak.. Our army is full of all the losers in highschool that couldn't get chicks OR good grades.. So no wonder they fuck up all the time. I pity our so called army..
7 years ago
what makes you think that I blindly supported any war my country engages? I thought it would be a fitting response to Yak's Caps Lock tirade.
Just remember, my president is black and my lambo is blue.
7 years ago
and you ass is bloody.
7 years ago
your*
7 years ago
*boyfriend *balls
7 years ago
*ipecac *carwash
7 years ago
redurrson, you think US gets into Iraq because of oil? LOL, you're stupid! LOLouder
7 years ago
Right, the US got into Iraq because of the booming sand industry.
7 years ago
US troops don't just shoot Canadians... they have killed their fair share of Brits too!

And each other.

And much more than should be allowed by 'accident'.
7 years ago
Cant-nadians and brits are always expendable.
FACT!!
7 years ago
mean
7 years ago
at least we still have our fisheries and wetlands
7 years ago
pwned
7 years ago
plus if it wasnt for canada youd all be living in ghettos breakdancing and rapping
7 years ago
oh..
7 years ago
to bad you cant use those fisheries withou a grizzly sodomizing you. and we still breakdance and rap. in fact, the best rapper comes from toronto.....








and long hair and horses are gay. bitch
7 years ago
pwn over POWER LEVEL 9000!!!!!!
7 years ago
can't-adians, hahaha. best thing since mexican'ts
7 years ago
Hard at work again hey Tyrone? Why don't you try reading and give beaking off a break for a bit huh?
7 years ago
Snow was a Canadian rapper.
7 years ago
poor red. youre still hurt from 2 days ago?
7 years ago
Snow and Celine Dion are not something we like to brag about...
7 years ago
had to turn it off at 1:47... mainly because of the Horrible Sappy Music going on in the backround - kept waiting for a "Lowered Expectations" clip to start :(
7 years ago
I must admit, I shed a tear...and then promptly started masterbating.
7 years ago
Tears work as lube.
7 years ago
Your country is circling the drain. Enjoy.
7 years ago
Even if it is, don't think we aren't taking everyone down with us. Enjoy.
7 years ago
hah got that right
7 years ago
agreed!
7 years ago
America fuck yeah!
7 years ago
america is busy stroking it's own ego again...
7 years ago
you dipsticks realize it was put together by the NRA, right? Of course bias
7 years ago
what the fuck is this
7 years ago
just bullshit
7 years ago
shit
7 years ago
fuck
7 years ago
i always like cleaning my weapon.
7 years ago
awww Toolie still thinks it April 1st
7 years ago
HOAH!
7 years ago
George Carlin would laugh himself into another heart attack if he was still around.
7 years ago
george would still stink on stage as bad as his corpse does while he's dead.
7 years ago
Too bad he left out the part about how the military is bankrupting this country. Let's see how pro-military the US is when we start paying the bill for these bullshit wars when our taxes are tripled in 2011. Go play army on someone elses dime.
7 years ago
americans are so gay
7 years ago
their army is so chock full of homosexuals it's a massive political issue..the canadian army is straight
7 years ago
i cant wait to see the backlash on this
7 years ago
Wait... Canada has straight people? Holy sh- *mind explodes out back of head*
7 years ago
Canada is the worlds largest trailor park.
7 years ago
don't be down yall..its common knowledge than next to the canadian army..most armies cant compete
7 years ago
dik you're an ass!! I just got back from the field and haven't slept in a bed for 28 days......Now I come back and see you calling all my Warrior Companions gay. You have some damn nerve!!! And to top it off, my ass hurts. Go figure.
7 years ago
Whoa. Thats out of left field.
7 years ago
supernova makes fries look like an amateur when it comes to selfpwns
7 years ago
nobody tops 1rish1 for gay selfpwns though
7 years ago
Everyone tops you because you like from behind.
7 years ago
supernova???

wtf???


last
7 years ago
oh wait
7 years ago
^ forgot where he was for a moment
7 years ago
hahaha
7 years ago
Every Marine I know would have not only killed that guy but then laughed and told the story at least 400 times with it getting more exagerated with each telling.
7 years ago
yeah, uh-huh. you're not the only one who knows marines and i can say the ones you know are nuts and/or retarded.
7 years ago
the marines all belong to me and i can say they werent smart enough to do anything besides shoot at and bomb brown people.
7 years ago
I'm not the only one that knows Marines?
7 years ago
i dont know any cos im straight
7 years ago
straight up homo!
7 years ago
BAM!
7 years ago
1rish1 i'm sure you would feel more at home with sailors
7 years ago
^sailor
7 years ago
it's such a relief to hear about how religious military personnel are. if they were atheists they'd be lowlife fucks who couldn't accomplish anything.
7 years ago
Actually, the US military has a long history of atheists serving in it.
7 years ago
I love the part when the guy says they are going into MORTAL COMBAT!!!! They are off to fight four armed monsters from a different dimension!
7 years ago
truth is they are going to drop a 1000lb bomb on 4 dudes with one Ak47 between them
7 years ago
and a length of drain pipe
7 years ago
bette safe than retarded
7 years ago
Lol at american army and those guyz speaking of virtue in this shit. gz you sent your children to kill people in the name of "peace" and while we are at it we eat your oil... why americans dont care for african genocides? OH NO OIL right... fucktards... ignorant and uneducated. thats what it is.
7 years ago
i wish this guy had his own commentary section in the paper or on the news. he is pure gold
7 years ago
i am. what are you? pure shit?
7 years ago
i'm one of the many, many people pointing and laughing at you. carry on with your halfwitted, barely literal psycho rants for our entertainment
7 years ago
all i am hearing is that our terorists are better than thiers.....
7 years ago
He kinda slipped up when he said the guy only had one MRE. They're like $10... fucking buy him another.
7 years ago
Well that was incredibly boring
7 years ago
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