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The Bechdel Test

This is me forcing culture down your throats.

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by yak

submitted May 25th 2010

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All of my pornos pass the Bechdale test.
7 years ago
ahahahahh
7 years ago
...aaahahahha.. The industry is like this, because women don't spend nearly as much money going to the movies as young men do. So it's not the case that films don't care about women, it's that women don't care about films enough to support genre's within their interests as much.
7 years ago
Wow, those were all good movies, case in point... Lawrence of Arabia didn't have a single speaking female part, and its one of the greatest movies ever.
Simply put, bitches ruin movies.
7 years ago
Word...
7 years ago
Like you're going to teach me culture.
That's like teaching a monkey not to eat its own shit.
Hahahahahahahaha
7 years ago
and this is me hitting pause.
7 years ago
LOL paused!
7 years ago
LOL PAUSED!!!
7 years ago
olol
7 years ago
Not really fair. Half of those movies only had about 3 named people in them.
7 years ago
Agreed.
7 years ago
Stupid bitch needs to get naked or back in the kitchen.
7 years ago
there is a good joke i heard a while ago and i'll try to translate:

"Why do women have two pairs of lips?"
"One is to talk shit and the other to make amends."

(no it's not anatomically accurate.)
7 years ago
Bride Wars passes the test and Braveheart doesn't... I think i'll stick with movies that don't pass this test.
7 years ago
I think there is some confusion on what 'culture' means. Culture is a fancy word for saying, how we express ourselves. The truth is, not a lot of people love the way women express themselves. Whiny, snotty, bitchy, confused and unintelligent are some words that come to mind when I think of a woman expressing herself. I am sure we have all met a few really exceptional women that didn't fall into the typical category of a cunt, nor am I saying that there isn't a fair share of douche bags on Earth. But there is no doubt that you will find that, for whatever reason, in Earth and within our species and all societies and cultures that are the males are the alpha, they are what gives and creates inspiration.
Now grab a knife, smack a wench and go do stuff.
7 years ago
nobody will ever read that you know
7 years ago
Read what?
7 years ago
pinjas walls are meant to be read but help add to the atmosphere of the post
7 years ago
hahaha
7 years ago
I'd like to use the last line as a personal creed..
7 years ago
Shawshank redemtion? Really? A film set in a mens prision doesn't have women talking about random shit to each other in it? No way!
7 years ago
Who wants to hear about the dishes being done?
7 years ago
That what I want to hear when I come home from work, or there is gonna be black eye in her future. Nah just kidding, but on a serious note, hitting women is wrong, clean dishes are good.
7 years ago
yeah just kidding cuz your 15 and a virgin.
7 years ago
He also likes boys.
7 years ago
oh theres that too.
7 years ago
it's obvious. women exist for the male gaze only. who would want them to talk? they should be young and pretty that's all. everything else is feminist idle gibberish...
7 years ago
They are a very few women who are actually somewhat intelligible and interesting. They still talk to much though.
7 years ago
They? = There're
7 years ago
Bull shit 5th element didnt pass, what about the Lilu Dallas multipass sceen when the flight attendant had her damn name on her tit, they both had names and didnt talk about men. This chick is just a fucking bigot
7 years ago
what was the flight attendants name then?
7 years ago
She didn't have a name tag... But she was pretty hot.
7 years ago
stuartess
7 years ago
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Feminists can't change anything.
7 years ago
she just needs a deep dicking
7 years ago
How many women have conversations in real life that don't revolve around men and ways to impress them? When was the last time you walked in on two women in a philosophical debate or talking business?

Also why do you make a list of 3 things to watch out for when all you had to say was, "Does the movie have women talking to each other about things other than men?".
7 years ago
women are so stupid
7 years ago
Thats funny when she asked if there were women in it, I tried to think of a movie without women in it and I thought of Reservoir Dogs.
7 years ago
And yak's porn collection.
7 years ago
whammy
7 years ago
"an all male cast, you mean like glengarry glen ross"
7 years ago
Glenmorangie, Glenfarclas, Glenlivet, Glen Garioch, Glenfiddich, Glen Scotia, Glen Deveron, Glen Moray, Glen Elgin Cask, Glenkinchie, Glengoyne....I Love Scotch. Scotchy, Scotch, Scotch. Here It Goes Down, Down Into My Belly.
7 years ago
no one cares. be quiet.
7 years ago
If 2 women are talking about something other than a man, then its going to be shitty gossip that NOBODY FUCKING CARES ABOUT WHICH IS WHY ITS NOT PUT INTO THE MOVIE TO BEGIN WITH.
7 years ago
Fuck that was boring, no wonder that's why they don't let women talk about shit in movies, they're fucking boring.
7 years ago
The bigotry of an angry feminist is not "culture" as far as I'm concerned and she's the one that needs something shoved down her throat.
7 years ago
haha yep, it would be nice to hear a woman oppose the intrisically sexist and hypocritical feminist idea. Nicer still if she was naked whilst doing it.
7 years ago
Carpetmuncher
7 years ago
I was wondering what made those movies so good
7 years ago
death proof
7 years ago
ok now to show that this bitch is retarded. lets name all the movies where there are atleast 2 names male characters and in it they arent talking about fucking or saving someone for the affections of a woman.


NONE


Double standard and fuck you bitch.
7 years ago
godzilla versus mechagodzilla 2 ?
7 years ago
^the name of phers' parents' honeymoon tape.
7 years ago
ahahahaha good one seriously, that was actually a pretty appropriate comparison
7 years ago
Queen of the hood had lots of women in it & they didn't talk about men.
7 years ago
i'm pretty sure twilight fails that test as well.
6 years ago
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