by BrokenMind

submitted May 25th 2010

158 comments
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God vs God
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comments (158)
le yawn
3 years ago
le meow?
3 years ago
lay down sally.
3 years ago
wow - wants to listen to "Backless" and "Slowhand" now - thanks tool
3 years ago
thats one thing islam has a leg up on other mainstream religions, id rather have my god kick the shit out of my enemies than preach peace like a fucking hippy
3 years ago
but islam is the religion of peace!
3 years ago
its amazing what gets done in the name of religion and peace
3 years ago
I am your aborted savior.
3 years ago
cues up Big Head Todd now...
3 years ago
That was a good tune, and Bittersweet.
3 years ago
all gods are created equally dumb
3 years ago
And that sir is why you're not going to Valhalla.
3 years ago
" Gods " are not dumb, some of their followers unfortunately are very much so
3 years ago
Valhalla, New York? Why would you want to go there anyway? Maybe because only white people live there....? I dont know, only meli knows
3 years ago
jesus terra, pick up a book sometime.
3 years ago
I wasn't serious asshole...it was a joke...would you rather I say, "Valhalla is a heavenly like paradise of killed or dead warriors"? Thats not very funny
3 years ago
and Im sure you didn't learn about valhalla from a book...i could have also mentioned that Valhalla is the name of a Strangefolk song...but i chose the route I thought best to make a mockery of the mythology instead..still hatin for no reason eh...why dont you just ignore me like I do to you.....its because you secretly want to be my friend, just like i have been saying for the past year..........
3 years ago
that's your idea of a joke?

and no need for name calling, fatso!
3 years ago
also, valhalla must be awesome now that frazetta and dio are there as well...
3 years ago
now that was a joke!
3 years ago
no, its my idea of being funny and pointing out that there is a place in New York called Valhalla...
3 years ago
Nothing you say is funny.
3 years ago
i wish you two would hurry up and fuck, the suspense of your homo erotic relationship is worse than watching spanish soap operas
3 years ago
actually i read the edda (go look it up, dummy) when i was 13. i'm german after all.

oh, marvel comics taught me a lot about norse mythology too, but it puzzled me for some time that there's no mention of beta ray bill anywhere in the poetic edda.
3 years ago
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Valhalla_%28disambiguation%29

assload of places go by that name, it's cuz americans have no imagination.
3 years ago
and i still hate you with the fury of a thousand nazi zombies.
3 years ago
dwhill, you ever notice that anytime I say something he has to have a comment about it...your right, and like i said, he wants to be my friend
3 years ago
and your a fucking comedian urkelbot
3 years ago
shut the fuck up already you retarded blob.
3 years ago
and fuck you dubs!
3 years ago
I could give a frogs fat ass if you hate me, but it would seem to me that if you hated me you wouldnt comment after everything i say
3 years ago
no thanks bird, i'm good. but i think that guy with birds tattooed to his moobs has been trolling you for some ass play the past several months now
3 years ago
wow, everyone is on to me
3 years ago
terra your the whiniest stupidest unfunniest bitch on this site, no one likes you, get a fucking clue already.

3 years ago
then just leave me the fuck alone...i post, you ignore...there are plenty of people on this site that make comments that i dont think are funny or whatever, but i dont have to follow them or comment on everything they say...it must be a maturity thing
3 years ago
so far bird, you are the only one that i have come across that doesnt like me or have hatred towards me like you do...seems to me like you're the fucking problem
3 years ago
uhm, no.

you get it from pretty much everybody on here.

3 years ago
and lol @ "maturity"
3 years ago
i'm amazed you actually spelled it right
3 years ago
I pledge allegiance
To the flag
Of the United States of America
And to the republic
for which it stands
One nation
Under God
Indivisible
For liberty
And justice for all
3 years ago
Hey hey hey... they didn't SPECIFY which god.
3 years ago
*gives tool some leftover shroomies
3 years ago
EC?
3 years ago
THANK YOU SIR!
3 years ago
tool - do you remember "The Core" ?
3 years ago
they refer to god just because its a mason pledge, they let anyone in but you have to believe theres something more powerful than yourself cause they wanted to keep the crazies out. i mean come on, theyre just starting a super secret frat house for old men to get away from their wives not a secret organization to take over the world
3 years ago
fuck up the pledge much, tool? (read slowly, you'll find it...)
3 years ago
with liberty?
3 years ago
And Kojach, that's why I joined Little Jim's Club, Cecelia Maennerchor Club actually.
3 years ago
I'm waiting TiredGirl, WTF!
3 years ago
I can't wait no longer. I have to take the wife to thearpy now. Fuck OFF you wannabee!
3 years ago
I tried to join a club once but they said it didn't work that way so I just watched the strippers instead.
3 years ago
I pledge allegiance...to Queen Fragg...and her mighty state of hysteria...
3 years ago
Thor was a pretty badass God
3 years ago
Gozer the Gozerian would kick his ass.
3 years ago
Thor wouldnt be dumb enough to summon a 50 foot tall Stay Puffed Marshmallow man
3 years ago
I'm sorry. I was thinking of Jon Mikl Thor.
3 years ago
A stick and a rock do not a Mrjolnir make...
3 years ago
Has anyone been watching "Into the Universe with Steven Hawking" on Discovery?
3 years ago
Yeah right after I get back from the ballet and wash my makeup off.
3 years ago
giggle... i'd like to see Wanko in a tutu
3 years ago
so being interested in cool, complicated, fascinating things makes you gay? that's interesting in and of itself.
3 years ago
actually ya that makes you gay
3 years ago
the only thing stephen hawking is good for is lunch
3 years ago
tender mmmmm
3 years ago
i'll bet his is nothing more than skin and bone
3 years ago
*he
3 years ago
*Tired guy pairs up with 1rish to go to the ballet, then yells "team discovery channel!"*
3 years ago
..while fries think's about the foreskin on hawkin's bone.
3 years ago
if you don't think eating stephen hawking..the smartest cripple that ever lived is cool, complicated and fascinating well i just don't know what to say
3 years ago
I would never go to a ballet with another dude. That'd just be gay.
3 years ago
how about going to the movies ?
3 years ago
*Finishes his cripple burger*
3 years ago
BBBBBBUUUUUUUURRRRRRPPPPPP!
3 years ago
Eating Stephen Hawking would be a cool name for a band.
3 years ago
I bet he'd taste like pi.
3 years ago
^awesome win
3 years ago
now i'm curious as to what pi tastes like
3 years ago
Except it wasnt god who was nailed to the cross but his son... get it right idiot
3 years ago
holy trinity... they're all the same yet different at the same time... get it right, idiot.
3 years ago
Its all a load of bollocks, who fucking cares.
3 years ago
i fucking care... there is a distinct difference between an entity (god) and a real living person (jesus)
3 years ago
It's all fucking pointless
3 years ago
Apart from the nails
3 years ago
Nice pun.....very impressed, kudos my friend
3 years ago
he's not your friend.
3 years ago
"waahwaah, stop following me, waahwaah"
3 years ago
stop preceeding me, asshole.
3 years ago
I can't believe that people can't tell the difference between a "god" who sacrificed himself for other people vs. a god who put on women's clothing to decieve his enemies.

I suppose by that definition, American soldiers are the weak ones, and the islamic terrorists who dress up in burkas are the heros.
3 years ago
holy fuck do you ever shut up?
3 years ago
depends on if its really female or not
3 years ago
if it is then it could at least give us the decency of showing its tits first.
3 years ago
hey shakira, tits or get the fuck out!

and if you don't have tits then shut the fuck up
3 years ago
My god was nailed to the cross because he died for me. Your god with a hammer does not have the balls to die for you....Jesus 1____your god 0
3 years ago
really
3 years ago
if you say so bich, Thor wouldnt allow himself to become a marter for a race of stupid people who dont have the foresight to see past their next meal...

Besides how many wars and other atrocities have been committed in your gods name HMMM?!?!
3 years ago
Bicho's god lets him get boned by donkeys
3 years ago
@crash ninja....Well i guess thor would ram his hammer up your ass and the roman soldiers who crucified jesus would nail a big nail up your ass..

@Cheeky the only cock you will suck is a donkeys dick in a hot summer time in Mexico.you'll leave a bad tooth mark around his nuts..
3 years ago
Butt hurt Bicho? Too much donkey cock Bicho? Yep
3 years ago
Bicho, Jesus was not a god...
3 years ago
i already said that
3 years ago
Jesus, Bicho was a God..
3 years ago
wait, i'm confused here. jesus or heyzeus was a god? and was a bad god or are you talking in third person?
3 years ago
I heard that Jesus is Zeus.



3 years ago
I heard he was SATURN..
3 years ago
I've heard that he never even existed.

Apart from as a character in some big story book that is.
3 years ago
Bicho likes colouring in the pictures at the back of the spaz bus
3 years ago
I heard that you were all faggots.
3 years ago
^cheeky wants to know if you can wank him once in a while..
3 years ago
No I don't
3 years ago
I heard jesus wears a tuxedo shirt... cause he likes to party.
3 years ago
I heard you replied failed because you're a faggot.
3 years ago
60 comments later and i'm still yawning
3 years ago
must run in the family, your mom was still yawning after taking 60 inches of cock
3 years ago
that doesnt make any sense.

3 years ago
dwhill05 thinks giving a chick 60 inches of cock means fucking them 60times..
3 years ago
hahaha
3 years ago
wait, you mean like 60 thrusts? dubs would never accumulate 60 inches that way.
3 years ago
fucking interposting son of a bitch
3 years ago
or 5 black guys with foot long dongs
3 years ago
ooh, you would love that, huh?
3 years ago
"oh yeah slap me in the face with 'em while i beatbox....now cream up my 'stache!"
3 years ago
you mom has a stache?
3 years ago
weakest deflection ever.

you actually get sword damage for that.

do a 2d10 damage roll.
3 years ago
now do a barrel roll!
3 years ago
also, i'm on a nerd roll!
3 years ago
a 2d-what? you are on a fucking nerd roll
3 years ago
s'what i just said.

*goes back to watching more marvel animated*
3 years ago
he means 2 10sided dice.... BUT YOU KNEW THAT I'M SURE
3 years ago
he on pcp
3 years ago
10 sided dice? the only dice i know have six sides
3 years ago
i only take pcp with your mum.
3 years ago
she says it brings her "closer to god".
3 years ago
could it be?
3 years ago
is it possible?
3 years ago
it is!!

INTERPOST PARTY! YAY!
3 years ago
oh and hill, your mum is so fat she has six sides on each of her six sides.
3 years ago
hmmmm
3 years ago
interpost party just became spamfest
3 years ago
I heard you got raped by King Blade after that deadmau5 concert
3 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch#!v=Weq-huTXkQg&feature=related
3 years ago
king blade? sorry i'm not very firm with your pokemon yugioh bakugan slang words.
3 years ago
*favourited*

oh gott ist der schlecht....
3 years ago
did you call my mom triacontakaihexagonal?
3 years ago
i wouldnt say she's fat in the traditional sense of the word, let's just say 3 dimensions is hardly enough to accomodate her.
3 years ago
er hat vampir zähne, nennt sich halb mensch, halb vampir und sagt sein name kommt nicht von wesley snipes.
3 years ago
ich liebe ihn, der song läuft zum dritten mal und ich les die ganze zeit die comments dazu, herrlich. aber was bedeutet "lauch"?

die kinder von heute und ihre pokemon wörter...
3 years ago
suck a dick say "huh"
3 years ago
what?
3 years ago
auch sehr empfehlenswert http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ck8C4jCBqg8
3 years ago
viel zu gute raps...
3 years ago
steven why dont we have a nice webcam session again I just bought 4 bottles of baby oil and 50 pounds of minced beef.
3 years ago
that didn't even sound the least bit gay
3 years ago
of course it didn't.
3 years ago
not tonight phers, my thighs are still sore from last time.
3 years ago
yeah you're probably right, we exaggerated a little bit with the potato-crusher last time
3 years ago
"tied him to a tree and shot greased potatoes up his ass out of a tennis ball launcher until he turned blue"
3 years ago
wow
3 years ago
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