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this matador now understands how the bull feels

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by DejaVu

submitted May 21st 2010

47 comments
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comments (47)
*applauds*
8 years ago
The bull will still get killed whether it wins or loses.

Mmmmmmmmmm, beefy
8 years ago
Wow, take that bitch.
8 years ago
I saw something like that when i lived in spain and got to see my first bull fight up in Madrid, apparently the Spaniards dont take to kindly to some gringo cheering for the bull
8 years ago
Many of us here hope you got your ass kicked.
8 years ago
crash - just fact checking here: are you, or are you not:

an ethnically Ukrainian, early-middle-aged, slightly-balding, pizza-place manager somewhere on the west coast?

8 years ago
don't insult the ukrainians like that possum. you don't want to go there...
8 years ago
Greasy Spaniards are pretty easy to stomp.
8 years ago
i know :) - i have one working for me these days...Petr is a great OCR operator, and, i'm convinced, a former KGB operative...
8 years ago
dammit bot - that was at @ deja!

ps- hello ms deja!

...havent seen you comment for a while...
8 years ago
Poss, i am early middle aged, slightly balding, and no longer a mgr at a pizza place seeing as how i received my settlement. I now spend most of my time with my son and trying to get him the help that he needs to unfuck the neglect he received from his mother
8 years ago
and yes i still reside somewhere on the west coast just alot more north of the border now
8 years ago
why your unfucking his mothers neglect im fucking his mother.
8 years ago
Postalvag, then i am seriously sorry to hear about that man
8 years ago
Crash, shut up. No one gives a fuck about your dickriding little bastard son. You bring him all the time.
8 years ago
same goes for you and your son Rish but hey you dont here me saying shit like that about him do you?
8 years ago
You are dumb.
8 years ago
^rish has no son
8 years ago
I see a broken right leg in this clown's future.
8 years ago
And no spicy food for a decade.
8 years ago
he walked away from this
8 years ago
yup, video going up tomorrow... this guy is one hardcore bastard wearing a silly suit..
8 years ago
Kinda like the pope
8 years ago
Or a silly bastard in a hardcore suit...
8 years ago
why do they wear the mickey mouse ears?
8 years ago
To attract innocent children I presume.
8 years ago
Shish Kaspic
8 years ago
good
8 years ago
Did the bull win?
8 years ago
Do they let the Bull live when they win?
8 years ago
see all those kinda fluffy sticks covered in blood hanging from that bulls back? those are spears, that thing ain't gunna live most likely
8 years ago
they all get to eat it afterwards right ? i mean it would be pretty stupid to kill an animal if you're not going to eat it
8 years ago
a few years back they were throwing the ears of the bull into the crowd while the matador could keep the bull's balls or something. i doubt you could prepare a satisfying meal with that.
8 years ago
i bet you're always satisfied after lunching on testicles
8 years ago
In fact the meat is sold in local grocery stores the day after. They even have the bulls name on it. Its very cheap though, the meat is very chewy due to the fear the animal went through before.

Also it is an honor to receive 1-2 ears of the killed bull after a supposingly good fight. Biggest honor is when the matador even gets the tail.
8 years ago
Yak, those banderillas don't go very deep, and cause little actual damage.
8 years ago
holy shit!! what kind of an honor would it be if you got all 4 ears?
8 years ago
ahh.. bulls don't need blood to survive.. i guess you learn something new every day.
8 years ago
They don't cause enough blood loss to kill it.
8 years ago
Yeah those are for show mainly , but when the bull has bled enough and is in a weakened state they kill it with swords. And this is why this shit is now on my desktop I hate these bull fighting motherfuckers.
8 years ago
this was funnier on Facebook
8 years ago
Looks like that bull was a little too horny for his taste
8 years ago
You never cease to amaze me Camy.
8 years ago
What a load of bullshit, toolman
8 years ago
i so hope this is real
8 years ago
and it is
8 years ago
thank you satan
8 years ago
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