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Eatin Hot Peppers

I think the one on the left is Exupery by the way he cries.

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by toolman961

submitted May 17th 2010

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protip: hold your nose

my sister and i used to have contests to see who could eat the hottest shit when we went to restaurants as kids. i ate a spoon of wasabi once. one time at a mexican restaurant she poured half a bottle of hot sauce on a chip and i ate it, i was like 11 and started crying, it was hilarious.
7 years ago
I've eaten a clump of wasabi the size of my thumb. Twice.

I have the shirt to prove that I passed the Buffalo Wild Wings Blazin' Challenge.

I've met The Man.

My refrigerator has several bottle that state "Use one drop at a time" with associated warning labels about pregnancy, heart conditions, kids and pets.
7 years ago
Smerf is that guy you can't stand who always has a bigger better story than yours, whether true or not, and won't shut the fuck up about it.
7 years ago
None of anything Smerf listed compares to habanero peppers. But if these kids had real balls they'd eat ghost chillis.
7 years ago
Ok, you're that guy.
7 years ago
I ate a little tiny jalapeno I grew one time on a dare and wished I had died for ten minutes or so. Eating those hotter peppers is insane.
7 years ago
I ordered Chili's jalepeno fries and couldn't handle it. I like mildly spicy stuff. Don't really enjoy numbing my tongue and nose.
7 years ago
these kids are idiots. Milk doesn't do shit and neither does bread, if you're going to pull a stunt like this at least have some sugar water on hand then then maybe you wont look like quite so much of a pussy.
7 years ago
milk is supposed to coat your mouth and throat and innards or some shit. but for real though holding your nose is the best thing you can do when you eat something spicy
7 years ago
milk works..i know from many experiences..adams is lying again
7 years ago
bread also helps a bit..the spiciest thing adams ever ate was his mexican stepdad's penis
7 years ago
nothing totally works..but both of those help
7 years ago
I ate a pepper once then jizzed on adam's face. He said it made his eyes burn.
7 years ago
It wasn't even a hot pepper.
7 years ago
When it comes to hot grub, I could eat every one of you biatches under the table.
7 years ago
First one at the table with my pants down.
Start eaten Exupussy!
7 years ago
i decided when i was a teenager eating spicy stuff because its spicy is fucking dumb. now i only eat stuff cause it tastes good
7 years ago
Pretty cool list of all the pepper products you can get. PURE capsaicin crystals? Fucking. Nut. Job.
http://www.scottrobertsweb.com/scoville-scale.php
7 years ago
Actually, Kojach, several of the hot sauces in my fridge have scoville ratings equal to the upper range of habanero.
7 years ago
Incidentally, chocolate milk works better than normal milk. Little thicker, so it coats your throat a bit more.
7 years ago
because of the sugar in it -.-
7 years ago
im growing a bhut jolokia plant thats starting to give fruit. itll make for a much more interesting video
7 years ago
I agree with Kojach on this one. Wow. Eating something for pure purpose of feeling pain. How manly.

Smerf, didn't know you were an expert on thick stuff that coats one's throat. I never question experts.
7 years ago
i've eaten an entire vial of blairs 16million reserve crystals in one sitting.
it cost me 180$ but i won the 5$ bet that i couldn't do it
7 years ago
You ARE the man yak.
7 years ago
Oh, so now you want knob-slober from Yak now? Whore!
7 years ago
Pussies. Try fapping with habanero oil as lube.
7 years ago
I saw a video a while back of a guy eating a ghost chili. You know that Simpson's episode where Homer eats some really hot chili and start hallucinating? It was kinda like that.
7 years ago
Stupid douchebags.
7 years ago
Lol at 1:50
7 years ago
Ok where is 1:40 from?
7 years ago
Peppers are so high in vitamines that if you eat them enough your brain rewards you with endorphins for eating them. It takes awhile but if you eat them long enough you can almost get high. Start out slow and gradually increase your pepper intake.
7 years ago
I'll get right on that.
7 years ago
headed straight for my to do list
7 years ago
maybe i'll just eat a bottle of flinstones chewables..all those vitamins should get me high
7 years ago
I would eat Pebbles. BAHNEY!
7 years ago
True story: We were building a school for handicaped children in Carnegie when the last flood hit. Anyway, we had the exterior wall up and were starting on the intierior walls. It was probably late October or early November cause I remember being in a sweatshirt in the morning when it happened. Our forman brought in some Habeneros that his mother grew that season and didn't want them because they were too hot to eat. So Jason, our super redneck from West Virginia buffs up and claims he can eat one. He stuck the whole thing in his mouth and chewed it up. A minute went by and you could see he was getting uncomfortable, and he said he was going to piss. He just made it to the back doors and started puking his brains out. When he came back, we were laughing our asses off at him because of the beautiful color of pale he looked and then he stripped down to his underwear and laid on the concrete slab. In the mornings, it's somewhere around 35 degrees and he laid there for a half an hour at least and when he got up, he left a sweat mark of his body perfectly as if it was a crime scene. He didn't eat lunch that day and felt sick the entire day at work. He couldn't leave cause his buddy drove that day, and he suffered the whole day.
7 years ago
AHAHAHAHA

stupid.
7 years ago
what a pussy. habaneros aren't that bad.
7 years ago
Best stories are told from life. Good one! How old was this poor fucker? I'd no more claim to do shit I actually can't do. It all ends in laughter and stories being told about you when you don't know the borderline between being brave and just being one more idiot making a fool of himself.
7 years ago
Yeah, but it just doesn't have the impact w/out the vid.
7 years ago
Shut the fuck up unicorn.
7 years ago
I remember it vividly in my mind like it was yesterday.
Actually, I just chuckled.
7 years ago
sugar works better than milk
7 years ago
bread and cheese works well
7 years ago
Hot water probably works the best.
7 years ago
...with powdered fiberglass.
7 years ago
Not eating something that hot to prove something works best.
7 years ago
Tool for the win!
7 years ago
actually warm soda, anything carbonated is the best
7 years ago
Since capsaicin is oil based most drinks will not help, but something with a detergent in would. Probably wouldn't taste too good though.
7 years ago
and fugs with the logic bomb.
7 years ago
Imagine how that's going to feel coming out.
7 years ago
Go on..imagine.
7 years ago
It hurts twice I guess.
7 years ago
thats because of the tastebuds in your anus right deathtuna?
7 years ago
death-what?
I surely can show you than an anus CAN hurt, Mr.Yak
7 years ago
You show him Mr. Expert!
7 years ago
what a bunch of douchebag pussies...
7 years ago
And you have a video of you and your macho buddies eating something way hotter then these pepers? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
7 years ago
not much hotter than these and i can eat them without crying like a baby but no, i wouldn't film it like an attention whore douchebag so i can look macho like these pussy failures tried. we make salsa with them sometimes but i like jalapenos much better so we usually use them when cooking
7 years ago
Well that was Exupery crying, I think. And I just bought a salsa starter kit for the garden, and it has Jalapenos and Chillies.
7 years ago
my friend and i make a fucking awesome salsa. you just roast some tomatoes on the grill until they start to get mushy, then roast some jalapenos (and a habanero if you are feeling feisty) then throw it all in the blender with a clove of garlic (i like like roaster garlic) then a little sugar and maybe some salt and blend it up into a pulp. it's so good you can't stop eating it, even if your mouth is on fucking fire
7 years ago
I hear ya. My sister had to have her tongue operated on because she ate everything so hot. I learned from that.
7 years ago
well i don't eat stuff that is too hot temperature wise cause i hate the numb pain of a burned tongue but i can't get enough of spicy food, it doesn't help my reflux and gives you the fire shits sometimes but food just tastes so much better with heat added to it
7 years ago
Hill, it needs cilantro and some grilled onion. Perfect.
7 years ago
and lime juice
7 years ago
I'm talking spicy, not temperature wise.
7 years ago
i'm not a fan of cilantro, grilled onions might be ok but i like to keep it simple and not use too many ingredient, maybe a little lime juice gonna have to try that

i guess i didn't realize you could cause physical damage to your tongue from eating spicy food but i can see how that could happen. i've gotten it in my eye before cause i didn't watch my hands after cutting up peppers and that hurt like a motherfucking bitch!
7 years ago
when i first got into pot i used to watch my hands all the time...
7 years ago
*wash

...asshole >=[
7 years ago
you're so very welcome, my friend.
7 years ago
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