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Fucking hipsters

The only things on here that apply to me are the chucks and the cabbie hat.

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by smerf

submitted May 17th 2010

67 comments
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Fucking hipsters
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what the fuck those assholes stole hoodies and fucking 4-feet tall girls!? i have several hoodies and have fucked 3 girls under 4'6" that i can think of, and i will not be grouped with these douchebags.

i will kill them all because there can only be one
7 years ago
Yeah, I've got a hoodie too. I think this means tight-fitting hoodies, though, so I'm at least safe from hipsterhood.
7 years ago
Kojach just remeber when killing hipsters, take your time...they deserve to suffer.
7 years ago
8-foot tall guy, lol.
I live in NYC, so I see hipsters ALL the time. The level of hate I feel for them is immeasurable. Especially since they took 4-foot girl and hoodies.
7 years ago
I dare someone call a black huy in a dark hoodie a hipster.
7 years ago
seattle?
7 years ago
These are hipsters in general.
7 years ago
san francisco....fuckn flooded with them
7 years ago
And sadly, parts of NYC as well.
7 years ago
Minneapolis is crawling with 'em...especially now that winter is over and they can fashion it up instead of hiding all that hipness under bulky clothing. They. Should. All. Die.
7 years ago
Chicago has too many... Fucking hipster bastards.
7 years ago
I think there's actually more of them on the east coast than the west, outside of major cities (LA has a shitload of them)
7 years ago
Kill them quickly before wannabe-hipsters here in Germany adapt to their style and make me...oh fuck! Too late.
7 years ago
maul halten!!
7 years ago
Why? I didn't even write what they make me do. You can't get more "maul halten" from me.
7 years ago
jesus christus, halt einfach deine fresse, du pflock!
7 years ago
Du hast mich Ancoron zu nennen wie alle anderen auch. Das reicht völlig. Und nun geh mir nich auf'n Sack. Schwall die Amis voll.
7 years ago
ich habe gar nichts zu tun, du biomasse-unfall! verpiss dich in deine rollenspielwelt, und hör auf mucho mit deinem hirnlosen gesülze zu verpesten,
du türklinkenlecker.
7 years ago
Ich bereichere diese Anstalt um nutzlose Kommentare, genau wie Du. Das mit dem Verpissen wird nix, seit ein paar Jahren kommt immer mal wieder einer daher, der mir genau das nahelegt, weder sehr lange noch erfolgreich. Keine Ahnung was Du mit Rollenspiel meinst, kannst Du meinen Namen nich schreiben?
7 years ago
Oder nennst Du jeden Jesus, dem Du noch nicht innen Arsch gekrochen bist?
7 years ago
"bereichern" ???

na, ich lasse dich mal in dem glauben...

und jetzt husch zurück in den keller zu deinen rollenspiel freunden, dieses gespräch ist beendet.
7 years ago
hauptsächlich weil du so langweilig bist, dass mir die finger einschlafen und das tippen zu schwer fällt.

toodles!
7 years ago
shut the fuck up! both of you!
7 years ago
Macht überhaupt keinen Sinn.
7 years ago
aww, dubs, you feel left out?
7 years ago
For the english-speaking minority on this site: We were just exchanging friendly greetings, no translation necessary.
7 years ago
no, i could translate the shit you two kraut-ass-niggers are spewing if i gave a flying fuck what a couple of greasy shit-eating nazi fags were click 'n whistlin' about... but i don't, so fuck you both and the language you rode in on
7 years ago
i'm not greasy
7 years ago
and fuck you too
7 years ago
asshole
7 years ago
*gives seagal a hug then skips off to go fap*
7 years ago
If you don't give a fuck why did you read it all and even comment twice in the first place? Damn...idiots flying low again.
7 years ago
yeah, you're lucky your submarine is on auto-pilot.
7 years ago
what makes you think i read any of that ficken jibber jabber? and how are you gonna know you need to shut the fuck up if i don't comment to tell you? damned multi-lingual bastard
7 years ago
If it wern't for the Puma's, Rish would have a Bingo straight across the top. Anyone care to rule on a Parliment cigarette substitution?
7 years ago
My mom said his awesome affliction trucker hat and skin stickers on his back truck window were what finally convinced her of his badassery, and ultimately lured her in.
7 years ago
Parliament sub? Any Camel spin-off crap.
7 years ago
They can have Parliaments
7 years ago
any menthol, as long as theyre white
7 years ago
Hipsters prefer PBR, not High Life.
7 years ago
My dad and his buddies drink PBR, and if you called them hipsters they would have no idea what you just said and would probably beat the crap out of you if you persisted.
7 years ago
Your dad and his buddies are a bunch of faggots that wear makeup and rape their kids.
7 years ago
The "guy wearing cabbie hat" is common as hell. I've seen at least 30 douchebags who look exactly like the one in that picture.
7 years ago
Toolman right across teh middle
7 years ago
You didn't pay close attention to any of my submissions, have you you cross state rival.
7 years ago
I got Bingo up and down and all around, you sorry fucks.
7 years ago
The only one I got is the free space in the middle.
7 years ago
I like miller high life and hoodies
7 years ago
Don't stop there.
7 years ago
where's the JT hat? tight fitting jeans? kanye glasses? apple products?
7 years ago
it says hipsters, not douchebags

btw, fuck you bird!
7 years ago
missed me, huh?

7 years ago
who are you again ?
7 years ago
An alias of elchris if my memory serves me
7 years ago
i wasn't talking to you, island monkey.
7 years ago
we dont have exclusive one2one chats here on Mucho , it's a freeforall
7 years ago
well, feel free to STFU.
7 years ago
fucking chat-nazi
7 years ago
btw, it's hard to believe i was only gone for 2 weeks, that new v3 looks mindboggling.
7 years ago
mucho v3 is awesome, sucks for those guys that didn't get their email shit straight and are now stuck with the old v2
7 years ago
Mucho v3 is for gays
7 years ago
and hermaphrodites
7 years ago
your mum is a gay hermaphrodite
7 years ago
Your face is a gay hermaphrodite.
7 years ago
your face is a mum
7 years ago
My mum is too cool for v3
7 years ago
My mum is...well, god rest her soul, you soulless bastards.
7 years ago
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