points: 7

Efficient

But messy.

featuredgross

by Mako

submitted May 7th 2010

51 comments
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comments (51)
That from birds going in?
7 years ago
A man, actually. http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/01/16/airplane.fatality/index.html
7 years ago
Not so messy LOL
7 years ago
mmmmm, chicken nuggets
7 years ago
lol
7 years ago
WHAT'D YOU SAY ABOUT MY MOMMA!?!?!
7 years ago
Wouldn't the blood and everything be on the exhaust side, not the intake?
7 years ago
Thats what I was thinking, but if the engines were in reverse, then it would look like this.
7 years ago
If the engines were "in reverse"? You need to go research on how jet aircraft's reversers work and report back.
7 years ago
And before you say "jet engines have reverse", I know. Just not in the way you think.
7 years ago
And who are you again, fuckstick? I'm not here to do "research on how jet aircraft's reversers work." I leave that up to nerds like you. Now post something and stfu.
7 years ago
I don't think the mess at the front would add up to a man. There must be more leftovers inside and at the exhaust side.
7 years ago
One of those pics is of the exhaust side. Most of him is there on the ground. And a lot of the stuff would get flung against the walls in the front as the engine was going pretty good when it happened and basically chopped him up and some of it flung onto the front walls. That's all. And Mako, obviously YOU should STFU since Giggles is right and you were the dipship from the beginning.
7 years ago
Sorry, I don't stfu because some kid on Mucho tells me to lol. The fuck is wrong with you dorks? Hey Giggles, sorry if you're butthurt, perhaps I was wrong. Sawbuck, go fuck your mother, noob.
7 years ago
Come on Mako, admit it. You are at least a little bit of a dumbshit.
7 years ago
The only thing I'm admitting to is the fact you've been here for five years and have submitting NOTHING. Therefore, your opinion of my intelligence is irrelevant, twat.
7 years ago
Well thats one way to skin a cat, or a person for that matter
7 years ago
It's a bird! It's a plane! It's... meat slurry!
7 years ago
Its hamburger Helper YAY!!!
7 years ago
Didn't you watch the "American Children" video from the other day? This is how McNuggets are made.
7 years ago
Well that would suck.
7 years ago
no actually it blew.
7 years ago
Less filling.
7 years ago
I see a shred of humor here.
7 years ago
Have fun cleaning that up.
7 years ago
Wouldn't that have also blown out the engine? Usually they get heavily damaged by something small like a bird. Human sized FOD should've wiped that out.
7 years ago
Not really, with something as big as a man it would have worked like a horizontal blender. Hence all the blood and snot in front of the blades.
7 years ago
Also, I'm thinking that a large proportion of the stuff behind the jet may be poop...
7 years ago
Yeah birds damage the engine because they go in at 600 mph. That force, no matter how small the object, bends the blades and fucks everything up. This was a nice easy 20mph chop-chop. Where is the clothing though?
7 years ago
Where is the body?
7 years ago
IIIIII ain't got no body.
7 years ago
*booooody
7 years ago
No body, no body..IIIIIIIIII ain't got no body.
7 years ago
*donkey *donkey *donkey
7 years ago
can anybody find meeeeeee.... sooomebodyyy, to loooove!
7 years ago
+3 team vomit
(E for effort team cheeky)
+1.67 team dw...fuck! now ive got that song stuck in my head you fuck
7 years ago
The market for airplane engine sized caskets just went up
7 years ago
Eh, just scoop him up and put him in a hatbox. Not like the family will know the difference.
7 years ago
Ha ha! He got cremated!!
7 years ago
My balls itch.
7 years ago
Go ahead, scratch.
7 years ago
Just make sure you don't turn the engine up to high.
7 years ago
lets put the parts back together
7 years ago
How?
7 years ago
Duct tape and super glue
7 years ago
scrap him up into a bucket and poor him into a mold with a little bit of ballistics gel mixed in as filler and a crash dummy frame for support?
7 years ago
^ for the win!
7 years ago
WTF?? A collection of the internet's most nefarious nerds and characters and NOBODY is going to make an Indiana Jones shout out???

I'm terribly disappointed in all of you.
7 years ago
gtfo
7 years ago
I'm terribly disappointed in the fact that it wasn't you in the pics.
7 years ago
"you call him doctor jones, lady!" ?
7 years ago
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