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Cinco de Mayo New Machete Trailer

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by shit-spackle

submitted May 5th 2010

39 comments
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comments (39)
LOVE IT! That's so awesome they're taking that kick ass trailer from grindhouse and making it into a full length feature. And what a fucking cast!!! I could do without that lindsey lohan skank tho
8 years ago
Pure awesomeness!
8 years ago
lo'freakin'l at 2:14... Must see t.v.
8 years ago
what the fuck is jessica alba anyway?

and mexicans will never do shit, theyre too divided, but thats fine with me, keep killing each other fucking nortardos and sortardos, youll never accomplish shit
8 years ago
Aint that what they say about blacks?
8 years ago
your point is?
8 years ago
Kojach's a twat?
8 years ago
duh.
8 years ago
jizzed... in my pants
8 years ago
are you kidding me?
8 years ago
Looks like it could be entertaining as fuck, although Lindsey Lohan and Jessica Alba = fail.
8 years ago
That is proof you really are a homo.
8 years ago
JAs fuckin hot but shes a bitch and she has a kid, so nothx
8 years ago
Jessica Alba is hot, but she's possibly one of the worst working actresses alive right now. Every time she tries to act I cringe. When I see her swimming through water on the other hand...
8 years ago
I don't think this movie is trying for good acting.
8 years ago
No, but having Lindsey Lohan in it hurts its appeal for what it's going for I think.
8 years ago
do want
8 years ago
awesome
8 years ago
Yay for mexicans !?
8 years ago
Meh, they'll stop crossing on their own once America is as much of a shithole as mexico.
8 years ago
Which will be in about 45 minutes from now
8 years ago
has it happened yet then ?
8 years ago
Yes...they are all fleeing as we speak. Keep an eye on the BBC for full details!
8 years ago
it was just full of the election
8 years ago
They just fucked with the wrong Mexican!! lol!!
8 years ago
You just got fucked by the wrong donkey
8 years ago
thats an oldie but a good one
8 years ago
Thanks for posting your surgery video Cheeks, did your doctor give you back your dildo..
8 years ago
Deep burn
8 years ago
So deep
8 years ago
Gonna be a good flick. Love me some alba.

8 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HY-03vYYAjA
8 years ago
old
8 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNm5Hqow78I
8 years ago
sporty, you fucking queer
8 years ago
Don't be hatin'!
8 years ago
yeah, cause watching the care bears is cool and not gay
8 years ago
My Little Pony was better
8 years ago
Needs Walken
8 years ago
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