points: 7

Nothing a little fire couldn't fix...

Where's a flamethrower when you need one?

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by cold

submitted May 3rd 2010

57 comments
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comments (57)
This is why Steven Hawking says we should fear Aliens.

Life doesn't give a fuck about other life. A man just fucked up an entire community of spiders and filmed. We don't think twice. The aliens wouldn't either.
7 years ago
Do you think before you talk?
7 years ago
yea... he never burned them... if he did id understand...

But your Hawking statement is spot on...
I'm better off assuming that aliens exist than i am meeting them...
7 years ago
Go to Texas.
7 years ago
wtf, no hairspray and lighter? that noob must not have seen arachnophobia

btw, EW EW EW /jumps around trying to wipe himself off
7 years ago
I hate me some spiders too, but these don't really bother me. Arachnidae pacifistae.
7 years ago
Mites I do believe.
7 years ago
These aren't spiders.
7 years ago
Then what are they?
7 years ago
They're more like crabs, without the meaty tasty legs.
7 years ago
Phalangium opilio, A.K.A. Harvestmen... They aren't spiders.
7 years ago
Doesn't matter, they look like spiders and they're creepy as fuck.
7 years ago
actually they are spiders...
Pholcids are fragile spiders, the body being 2–10 mm in length with legs which may be up to 50 mm long. Pholcus and Smeringopus have cylindrical abdomens and the eyes are arranged in two lateral groups of three and two smaller median contiguous eyes. Eight and six eyes both occur in this family. Spermophora has a small globose abdomen and its eyes are arranged in two groups of three and no median eyes. Pholcids are gray to brown with banding or chevron markings. The shape of the Pholcus and Smeringopus's body resembles that of a peanut shell.
7 years ago
well done yak...well done
7 years ago
But Harvestmen aren't Pholcids, they are Opiliones as punkchef said. That said, the vid isn't clear enough to identify them, so the whole argument is pointless.
7 years ago
Look like daddy long legs' to me..
7 years ago
I'd put all of these into a bowl and eat em like a bowl of cereal.
7 years ago
A tough guy, eh?
7 years ago
Do it while filming and post.. Then you'll get the praise you so desperately seek.
7 years ago
this should be an awesomeness tag
7 years ago
lucky you aren't in charge here.. giving fucking awesoness tags all willy nilly
7 years ago
If something is fucking lame and stupid it should have a cheeseburger tag.
7 years ago
I second Wankos motion.
7 years ago
i third wankos motion
7 years ago
Daddy longlegs are harmless spiders. No need to burn them.
7 years ago
Spiders are gonna get pissed how he's interrupting their orgy.
7 years ago
they must be pissed how u get when your dad joins in on your gay orgies
7 years ago
Why does that piss you off? Does he hog all the cock or something?
7 years ago
why are u talking in third person to yourself ?
7 years ago
Why are you talking at all?
7 years ago
What fucking planet was this filmed on? I've never seen a nest of things like that where I live. And if I ever did see one...I'd move.
7 years ago
earth... leave!
7 years ago
*hops on his little space scooter and pedals off*
7 years ago
man what a sissy
7 years ago
i love the way elpiss projects himself onto others when he's having fits of rage during one of his delusional fantasies. its the best kind of self-humiliation and so entertaining
7 years ago
crack is a helluva drug.
7 years ago
wish you could be entertaining at least once of the 10000+ stupid spammy shit you type here everyday all fucking day. but no, its plain boring uninteresting and stupid
7 years ago
niggers is a helluva race.
7 years ago
niggers and crack are two things you love smoking..
sometimes you smoke one to get the other... thats some smart thinking right there
7 years ago
< less than 10,000 comments total.

you're burned out and ignorant, and i never said i was your fucking entertainment dumbass. you are mine
7 years ago
I heard somewhere that the Daddy Longleg is one of the most poisonous spiders on the planet. But their mouths are so small, that they can't bite anything. I'm not saying it's true, I just heard that somewhere.
7 years ago
myth BUSTED
7 years ago
They can bite and their poison is only mildly irritating to humans
7 years ago
I have never seen so many daddy long legs in one place.

Ricky Gervais says they have poison but not teeth. I have no idea of the validity of that statement.
7 years ago
Uh ....has anyone ever warned us not to eat one?
7 years ago
Because I probably would have done that by now if I didn't just pick off their legs instead ..
7 years ago
The average person consumes 7 to 8 spiders per year in their sleep.
Just dwell on that a little Cam.
7 years ago
I don't believe that
7 years ago
Like how come no one has caught one going in the mouth in the act?
7 years ago
And anyway I'm talking about daddy long legs, they are supposed to be REALLY venomous, so I'm wonder if you can die eating one.
7 years ago
wondering*
7 years ago
yak 5 hours ago says:

myth BUSTED

i took that as a reference to the mythbusters episode where they focused on daddy long legs and debunked the no bite/highly poisonous myth. eat all ya want
7 years ago
Also BUSTED is the eating spiders when you sleep myth. It's possible people eat spiders when they sleep, but would be impossible to quantify. I thought it was on Snopes but I couldn't find it. Might be elsewhere.
7 years ago
quantifying would be hard but its not unlikely. i got spiders all over the place in my current docile so the chances of me eating one are realistic
7 years ago
I woke up eating a spider once, pretty nasty kept me up for a while from paranoia.
7 years ago
Alright Shaun.
7 years ago
supper, thats really disturbing
7 years ago
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