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the perfect invention?

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by DejaVu

submitted May 2nd 2010

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Doesn't work for left-handed people, but who cares?
7 years ago
lefties are the devils children.
7 years ago
You don't get to talk to me, even if it's to agree.
7 years ago
can i give you an occasional nod saying "I respect your boundaries and understand you become easily hostile due to sexual abuse you've taken at a young age, but none the less still want to appear polite so it doesn't become awkward at dinner parties when we end up the only 2 guys at the punch bowl" ??
7 years ago
oh yea, weren't you taken out to the desert?
7 years ago
No, you may not.

And no.
7 years ago
*nod*
7 years ago
eat shit fats^
7 years ago
did you just call alec fat?

oh and, FUCK BOTH OF YOU ASSHOLES! lefties only make up 10% of the worlds population but account for the majority of famous entertainers, scientist, and political leaders throughout history. so eat it you dull underachieving righthanded slagsitters!
7 years ago
Account for the majority, dw?
7 years ago
Those people are all assholes.
7 years ago
yeah wanko, righties are assholes
7 years ago
On average, lefties die younger than righties.
7 years ago
cause we are the adventurous risk takes that do all the dirty work for the lazy, less-intelligent righties
7 years ago
DW, cite your source on "the majority of famous entertainers, scientist, and political leaders throughout history" being lefties.
7 years ago
http://www.anythingleft-handed.co.uk/famous.html

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Handedness_of_Presidents_of_the_United_States

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_musicians_who_play_left_handed
7 years ago
Lefties are gay
7 years ago
not as gay as your mom!
7 years ago
holy shit, i got the bird trained well! i didn't even have to ask him for links this time, he just instinctively knew to get them for me *gives seagal a kraut treat* good boy! yes you are!
7 years ago
Hey I take offense to that
7 years ago
fuck off, dubs.

i'm ambidextrous, so i felt offended, that's all.
7 years ago
lol, love you too :D
7 years ago
but you can leave the krauty treat anyways...
7 years ago
hmmmmmmmm, kraut!
7 years ago
*puts down kraut treats and slowly walks away*

http://tinyurl.com/8lvdyu
7 years ago
now i feel bad, and i don't even know why...
7 years ago
need a hug?
7 years ago
Fair enough, but I notice they don't compare the number of famous right handed people.
7 years ago
you just go right ahead and start counting.
7 years ago
also i'd take that hug now,

no homo.

what a shitty day.
7 years ago
Only right-handed fags from Britain would have something like this.
7 years ago
Oi!..i mean YEAH
7 years ago
Nice hiding place. Bit small.
7 years ago
Invented by AND for dumbfucks around the world....
7 years ago
^owns three of them.
7 years ago
^built a mansion with them...
7 years ago
these would be 3 for £1 in Oobi-b-doo but only the americans could make a 30 minute infomercial about how no home should be without these
7 years ago
hahah
7 years ago
Hey, we'll sell anything in an infomercial. It's true. I'm just waiting on a Home Abortion Kit to appear on TV at 1 am.
7 years ago
they already have those...

its called the magic bullet....
7 years ago
Just, be quiet so maybe people wont notice you.
7 years ago
Thank god, now I don't have to have my cookies inconveniently right in front of me on the table.
7 years ago
Yes, but getting them and your drink to said table used to occupy both hands. This mug allows you to d both and leave a hand free for punching the wife.
7 years ago
pa-pa-pa-pa-pointless
7 years ago
just like your ca-ca-ca-comment
7 years ago
we gotta stop meeting like this...
7 years ago
ga-ga-ga-gay
7 years ago
well it is na-na-na-now
7 years ago
my po po pokerface
7 years ago
wait, no!

my soundtrack for this thread was "surfin' bird" til now.

you ruined a beautiful thing.
7 years ago
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