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Sand People

Too late?

featuredgeek

by Fletcher

submitted April 28th 2010

204 comments
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Sand People
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comments (204)
Feel the force of fail.
7 years ago
Use the force double fail.
7 years ago
Possums was better
7 years ago
Way to keep up on current events jackass.
7 years ago
I believe it was terrorists with box cutters, half of whom have been confirmed alive AFTER the attacks of 9/11. I believe Building 7 collapsed inward on itself due to extremely minor fires somehow igniting gas tanks that caused a perfect implosion. I believe the Pentagon's lawn is made of invincible diamond grass.

I believe everything the government tells me.
7 years ago
I believe you. Just because you're on teh Internets.
7 years ago
welllllll

it doesnt take much to scare/kill a guy with boxcutters...

as for the rest of your coment its well assorted BS...
7 years ago
LMAO... you lost all credibility when you said it doesn't take much to scare a guy with box cutters. Yes, an entire plane would not fight back to a couple retards with box cutters.

BS really? Tell me which part of the Building 7 "collapse" was legitimate? Can you provide ANY historical evidence of anything happening to a building on fire like that in history?

Actually, you can't, and despite WTC 7 being relatively a very modern structure, it defied all of history and collapsed in on itself due to minor fires and debris from the nearby attack.

7 years ago
Emper0rr you are a fool
7 years ago
what foofs said
7 years ago
Why doesn't that Obama guy you worship so much fucking investigate it then?
7 years ago
anyone who actually CARRIES even a small amount of brain can understand the two towers was job orchestrated by the american gov. why americans are so blind to see it i dont know. no wait i got the answer.. cause they are FUCKIN STUPID. illiterate fucks you dont even know that korea is not australia and vice versa.
7 years ago
Loose Change was loose poo.
7 years ago
Loose poo.. that's fucking harsh man.
7 years ago
loved the two towers, didnt care much for return of the king though.
7 years ago
lotr review:

walking
credits

the other two didn't deserve to even be pissed on after the first one was such trash
7 years ago
Fuck off, I liked 'em.
7 years ago
You fucking Orc!
7 years ago
I'm joining an athletics club today. I'm hoping there are some hot 16 year olds.
7 years ago
well i thought all 3 were watchable , however anyone who is taken in by Loose Change is a fuckwit
7 years ago
I still can't get over the fact that a self proclaimed nerd such as dw didn't like the LotR movies.

*shakes head*

And to think...I call you a friend...
7 years ago
i don't know what loose change is. and i am not into historical fiction, i'm sci-fi. there is a big difference.
7 years ago
doesnt know Loose Change ? how long you been on the internet ...
7 years ago
since the early 1950's
7 years ago
^noob!
7 years ago
*pulls a tube out of the computer and smashes it over sporty's head*
7 years ago
Now you're gonna have to get the repairman to come to the house and fix it.
7 years ago
its already, he already comes around on a regular basis to 'fix' my old lady
7 years ago
*it's alright

fuck me...
7 years ago
Nah...I'm good thanks
7 years ago
but thanks for the offer
7 years ago
damn!
7 years ago
WTF is exploding out of the tower on the right? It's nowhere near the rest of the smoke...
7 years ago
Aviation fuel
7 years ago
probably
7 years ago
no its the passport of the air pirate that was found intact later on the ground... even though the flames melt WTC burning at 5000 celcius... it all adds up now. morons.
7 years ago
Alda dont let your anger for americas stupidity cloud your thoughts.
7 years ago
awwww, poor alda is another victim of uncle sam's idle hands
7 years ago
hmmmmmm, jessica alba panty shot.

*drools*
7 years ago
you're mistaking Alda for Alba ?
7 years ago
gay
7 years ago
i was referencing the movie "idle hands".
i was expecting dubs to get it and you to not get it and shut the fuck up. i was at last partially wrong.
7 years ago
least*
7 years ago
Shutting up.

but i still think its gay
7 years ago
gay? this?

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b219/MisterFreak/bM2322-JessicaAlbaIdleHands-4.jpg

i think shutting up may be a good idea.
7 years ago
No , mistaking Alda for that is gay tho
7 years ago
which is not what i did.
7 years ago
ok whatever
7 years ago
yes i got it and the alda-alba thing was just an unfortunate coincidence

*opens link of alba panty shot and instagasms*
7 years ago
IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT:

I IZ GETTING DRUNK NAOW!

AND I'LL BE HERE ALL NIGHT CUZ I DONT HAVE A LIFE AND MY FRIENDS ARE ASSHOLES. STICK AROUND TO SEE SOME HOT BIRD-ON-GROUND ACTION!
7 years ago
*takes off pants*

oh shit! i'm still at work

*quickly puts pants back on*

damn dress codes and decency laws... >=[
7 years ago
beer no. 1
7 years ago
beer no. 2
7 years ago
it took you 40 minutes to drink one beer? it would take me like 40 seconds and i can't even stand beer. i would have already pissed the first beer away after 40 minutes
7 years ago
beer no. 3

(we talking half liter bottles here dubs, plus i was on the phone.)
7 years ago
a little over 2 cups, that's not that much. and i would take wine over beer anyway and wine bottles are three quarters of a liter so :p
7 years ago
i'd outdrink you any day off the week.

only chance you might have is if we were competing in jizz chugging.

we all know only elpiss does that better than you.
7 years ago
sorry, i don't drink anymore
7 years ago
I don't drink anymore either...but i damn sure don't drink any less than I ever did!
7 years ago
beer no. 4
7 years ago
you Germans drink those little 250ml bottles just like the French
7 years ago
look up, i already said its half liter bottles.
7 years ago
although this one was in the freezer too long and turned into a beer slushie.
7 years ago
fucken disgusting
7 years ago
ah didnt read that bit , i was still looking at the gay Alda-Alba comments
7 years ago
you were jerking it to young jessica in her undies, dont lie!
7 years ago
DONT LIE!!!
7 years ago
I'll out drink both of you faggots.
7 years ago
i weouldnt even want to hang out with you Brad let alone go on a drinking comp
7 years ago
we're already over the jizz chugging thing rish, but thanks for playing.
7 years ago
I saw that. I have to disagree though. I bet dw would out cum guzzle elpiss any day of the week.
7 years ago
<puts away about 3 or 4 mixed drinks and a 12 pack of beer a night. If anyone does more than that, you're lying and you're not really reading this thread because you are in a coma in some third world hospital bed.
7 years ago
fries you are a fucking retard. Bradley is my dog's name, you dumbshit. You found my dogs Myspace page and you think you have discovered something personal about me and you never shut up about it. You are a fool.
7 years ago
oh my.

thanks rish.

first lol i had on this fucked up piece of shit day.
7 years ago
lol, nobody could out cum guzzle elpiss. the fucking three gorges dam would say "fuck this!" before he would
7 years ago
Well Bradley is a gay name for a dog
7 years ago
bradley is a gay name period
7 years ago
fries, you calling anything 'gay' is fucking ridiculous. Go look in a mirror.
7 years ago
i'll take up your offer of a drink 1rish1 just so i can prove im not gay
7 years ago
no way in hell would i get drunk around rish, if he didn't try and rape you himself he would probably sell you to some of his butt buddies
7 years ago
There is no way in hell you would ever get drunk around me because there is no way I'd ever be caught dead drinking with the likes of you or fries.
7 years ago
Sell? I'd have problems giving you away.
7 years ago
beer no. 5
7 years ago
Just starting beer no.1
7 years ago
Ok bird...you're a lame excuse for a german drinker!



And fugs...catch up bro!
7 years ago
Gimme a chance, I've only just started.
7 years ago
im half way through a can of Kestrel Super

i'll have a buzz on soon
7 years ago
Beer #2
7 years ago
Hey fries...mail me some of that shit. I'll pay ya back I swear!
7 years ago
*pats fugs on the head*
7 years ago
dont you have strong lager where you are Sporty ?
7 years ago
*bites Sporty's hand*
7 years ago
Sadly no...nothing reaching the 9th percentile :-/
7 years ago
*screams like a little girl and runs away from fugs*
7 years ago
You wanna try some Crest Super , that stuffs 10%
7 years ago
fries, you should try some Crest toothpaste, you fucking queer.
7 years ago
ok I'm out. Going to see pops in the hospital. Be back later.
7 years ago
beer no. 6
7 years ago
#3
7 years ago
fugs! chat! now!
7 years ago
fags
7 years ago
i hope im not missing anything
7 years ago
#4
7 years ago
this isnt a competition for pissheads y'know
7 years ago
#5...
7 years ago
beer no. 7
7 years ago
6 and seven done, and I'm off to bed.
7 years ago
beer no. 8
7 years ago
3 gin and tonics and 7 beers...suck it bird :-P
7 years ago
ow!...my liver....
7 years ago
how big are you beers, im drinking half liter bottles.

also, i dont care, if i'm drunk and happy and you're drunk and happy then the rest should not matter.
7 years ago
drunk does not equal happy for me. it equals aggression, violence, then sleepy
7 years ago
your point being?
7 years ago
Well my beers are only 12 ounces but my 3 mixed drinks consisted of a pint of gin.



*cheers bird*
7 years ago
like, how is taht not happy?
7 years ago
*correct spelling of 'that'*
7 years ago
yeah...how is taht no happy?


*HIC*
7 years ago
And I'd be pissy too dw if I got drunk off wine
7 years ago
*sigh* good night you two drunk fucks, enjoy your hangovers in the morning
7 years ago
bye sports.

oh, and fuck you, at least i'm staying up and continue drinking...
7 years ago
Hangover?? what's that? hehehe



nighty night dw!
7 years ago
oh, heh.

it's dubs that left.....
7 years ago
fuck if i care, you re both fags anyways.
7 years ago
bye? I'm not leaving
7 years ago
crazy goobers, night
7 years ago
*slaps the bird with a soggy herring*
7 years ago
so, i'm annoying, huh?
7 years ago
my real name is Chip Shoulder
7 years ago
8

and i'm out.

and poss, you know i love you, its the chatting up noobs part that unnerves me...

night mucho
7 years ago
night bird...

but "noob chatting" is the funnest part :/
7 years ago
i seriously could not remember anything past beer 6.

i'm a fucking light weight.
7 years ago
this one's getting archived, the whole post is full of win
7 years ago
I didn't read shit. For the record, you people are homosexual.
7 years ago
*adds more funny to d-dubs archive*

when i woke up this morning, i laid on the bed fully clothed, there was a huge pile of pasta and half a beer next to me, my desk was covered in tomato sauce and last wednesdays south park episode was playing on repeat (mustve been playing the entire time i was comatose).

when i opened the blinds and the window there was a beer soaked rag on the outside window sill i dont remember putting there...
7 years ago
add a prolapsed anus and you have what xzekiel calls a "regular weekday morning".
7 years ago
lol, smooth. i don't get the appeal of lost time but the stories are usually priceless

and for the record, zeke is a meany when he's fucked up
7 years ago
hahaha
7 years ago
*& a little rent boy crying in the corner of my room.
7 years ago
well, i told you not to cry, you lil' wuss.
7 years ago
Doncaster town centre will have a few thousand people in it tonight, all waking up with 'lost time'.

I'm going to an all you can drink bar & all you can drink is now illegal here, go figure...
7 years ago
i just looked doncaster up on wikipedia,
it's tiny!
7 years ago
What?

It even says 'is a large town' on wiki.
7 years ago
68k? that's smaller than the town i work at just over 80k and that is still small in comparison to real metropolitan areas
7 years ago
More like 300,000
7 years ago
"large town", there you have it.

i live in a "large city", so 120k (what wiki says "donny" urban area has) is tiny to me.
didn't wanna offend you, small town boy.

*cues up bronski beat for oj*
7 years ago
yay! i iz maded a possum!
7 years ago
bunch of boring fags....
7 years ago
look at oj smudging numbers like hes a politician or a hebrew
7 years ago
hey dw, is it cool if i beat off to your ex wife?
7 years ago
she's pretty smoking and i'm all about crazy ass bitches
7 years ago
go for it buddy
7 years ago
she's all yours, you can beat off to rehab girl if you like
7 years ago
thanks for the green light. another hour or so....
7 years ago
sure thing, enjoy
7 years ago
gracias. give me an hour or so
7 years ago
take all the time you need, i still haven't taken down the pics i put up and said i would take down a few weeks ago
7 years ago
I have a bad feeling about this
7 years ago
They'll be back, and in greater numbers too.
7 years ago
thats no moon.
7 years ago
its fries mum.
7 years ago
You don't need to see his boarding pass.
7 years ago
What film is that ?
7 years ago
jihad wars: episode خمسة
allah strikes back
7 years ago
Durka
7 years ago
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^spammy fags
7 years ago
^ needs a hug
7 years ago
mmm your manly warmth makes me feel so safe and secure like i'm swimming in heaven
7 years ago
i just threw up in my mouth a little.
don't know if it's the hangover or zeke's gay that caused it.
7 years ago
i'd like credit for your nausea
7 years ago
i'm starting to remember why i always put zeke on ignore in chat and mute in vent
7 years ago
sure.
7 years ago
interpost
7 years ago
I'm banned from vent. Joke's on you sucka!
7 years ago
horray for you, i haven't been in vent or spent any measurable amount of time in chat in months. it got old and gay when the exciting and new wore off
7 years ago
Kirk just banned me from chat because I called him gay. He must be harboring latent homosexual tendencies.
7 years ago
I didn't realise xzek was such a woman.

He's posting pointless comments all over callingother people spammy etc.

What is the point? The irony.
7 years ago
stop spamming limey
7 years ago
well that is what you get for crossing the cap't
7 years ago
it was generalized, and he was the only one that took offense....such a raging homo
7 years ago
still, i'm sure you deserved it
7 years ago
no, i actually did not.......other than telling him he enjoys the company of men
7 years ago
no retort, just banned......pussy ass
7 years ago
The dark side is full of niggers.
7 years ago
^sand
7 years ago
El_Wanko's vaseline is full of sand
7 years ago
^ is still shitting out sandy logs
7 years ago
Ooooh so you just automatically assume its me thats takes it like that uh ? what if it's me that gives it to Wanko... ever thought of that eh ?
7 years ago
fine. ^ is still picking sand out of his teeth after eating wanko's chocolate pie
7 years ago
on a subject change matter though... i think 2bit and i should get it on.
7 years ago
yeah i would change the sub too if i got double pwned like that.
7 years ago
that was no double pwn
7 years ago
Fries says 30 minutes ago - "El_Wanko's vaseline is full of sand"

Where a comment is open to merriment and possible gay quips , it shouldnt be classed as 'pwning'
7 years ago
hmmmm
7 years ago
seems like that sand got into your vagina too somehow.
7 years ago
BLAMMO!
7 years ago
TB does have some righteous titties
7 years ago
Ive declared my love for her many times
7 years ago
and a few others too
7 years ago
I disagree with you, fries. TwoBit and you should NOT be getting it on.

Her and I should be.
7 years ago
maybe it was the jawa's
7 years ago
only imperial stormtroopers are so precise.
7 years ago
(most blatant lie in the OT)
7 years ago
no fucking shit
7 years ago
Wow, that wasn't too bad.
7 years ago
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