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Allen Iverson

stop crying you bitch

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by BigDumbHippy

submitted April 26th 2010

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gee if i just signed up to bounce a ball around for an hour once a week for millions of dollars i think id be a little more happy than that

professional sports players are so fucking ungrateful. we dont need these assholes just get off your fat asses, get some friends and play sports yourself, its much more fun
8 years ago
Obama's first order of business in office should've been to make sure these mongrels who can barely speak english correctly get paid what they deserve by putting a limit on how much you can be paid for playing a game. You should get 30-60k a year tops for that bullshit job and even that's being generous.
8 years ago
They look at it in the sense that they won't be playing professional sports all their lives so they compensate them with these high salaries to take them into retirement. Unfortunately, it's like giving a fat kid a candy bar at lunchtime and telling the to save it for after dinner. It just doesn't work.
8 years ago
No, they do it because of supply/demand.

There is a lot of money in basketball, so they have to pay the players a lot of money or someone else will.
8 years ago
i agree in spirit with hotshot, but the fault lies with the asshole fans of these bullshit team sports, who pay shitloads of money to watch these douchebags and/or who shit themselves turning it on the television. i never watch that shit, don't care the slightest fuck about it, and never will. couldn't even tell you what two asshole teams played in the most recent superbowl.
8 years ago
suck it up pussy, you probably made 100k in the time it took you to make that whiny ass speech.
8 years ago
yeah yeah I don't care , ZAP!
8 years ago
xaggly
8 years ago
The only thing I could do was stop watching after 10 seconds and listen all the way up till I finished writing this comment.
8 years ago
practice? you talking about practice man! practice!
(google it)
8 years ago
Ya, we've seen it..
8 years ago
"I was born to play basketball"

Ya some poorly thought out, unbalanced sport that a white guy thought up in a night of brainstorming 50 years before you were born was the reason you were put on this Earth.
8 years ago
Basketball was invented in the 1890's and is by no means poorly thought out or unbalanced.
8 years ago
Try and think of the guy's thought process. Let's have the player bounce the ball? What the heck? Let's put the goal 10 feet high to ensure that the sport will someday be exploited by teams finding freakishly tall people to play? It's one of the only sports where someone with little skill can dominate the game without even knowing how to properly shoot or dribble (like Shaq). In balanced and well thought out sports, the person that works the hardest or has the most skill becomes the best. Not the one that had it in their genes to be a 6'9 freak of nature and got calls from teams just because they were closer to the basket than most people.
8 years ago
... and I'm sorry, "80 years before you were born"...
8 years ago
Name one sport where size doesn't provide an advantage.

Longer legs provide greater stride and speed, longer arms provide greater reach and allow you to swing with more force, and more body mass allows for greater momentum and ability to move through opponents, while being able to stop them from progressing. Just because your short pastey ass sucks at basketball is no reason to blame the game.

Shaq might not be able to make free throws but he is still an insanely good basketball player.
8 years ago
what is this about?
8 years ago
Basketball?
8 years ago
It's about 3 minutes long.
8 years ago
^win
8 years ago
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