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Series of funny pics

sorry bout the german, couldnt find it in english

featuredfail

by Crashninja

submitted April 23rd 2010

209 comments
what do you think? let everyone know!
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comments (209)
you should be.
7 years ago
peter fox? really? as if the scooter vid the other day wasnt enough bad german music.
7 years ago
did you get this in an email subject: RE:FWD:FWD::FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:OMG THIS IS SO FUNNY WATCH!!
7 years ago
the mails i get from toolman look like that
7 years ago
Toolie sends you emails ?
7 years ago
What, you don't get the weekly Toolman newsletter?
7 years ago
fries is an unloved noob
7 years ago
suck it, noobfries!
7 years ago
wtf ? i thought he and i were buddies too....
7 years ago
toolman961@comcast.net

hit him up, i'm sure he won't mind.

it's what i did when i found that mail addy in a months-old thread.
7 years ago
is he on msn ? i could add him there too
7 years ago
i have no idea, msn is for fags.
here's an idea, drop him a line and ask him yourself, you lazy fuck!
7 years ago
Toolman newsletter?

I want in.
7 years ago
tools 'll hate me for reposting his addy.
7 years ago
Tools forwards naked photo's of his stepdaughter
7 years ago
if only
7 years ago
I want in!
7 years ago
msn is not for fags you slimy kraut!
7 years ago
oh yeah?
7 years ago
oh yeah?
7 years ago
well...
7 years ago
YOUR FACE!!
7 years ago
go eat your boogerwich , msn faggot!
7 years ago
PWNED!!
7 years ago
slimy and sick
7 years ago
i'll go take a shower now, your claim will hold no more merit then.
7 years ago
but you'll always be sick, no matter how much you scrub
7 years ago
ah well.....

as long as i'm not fat.

or bald.
7 years ago
I love the Toolman newsletter.
7 years ago
who doesn't?
7 years ago
Did I send you guys the one called (My Last E:mail)?

And whose Brian Marsh?
It's one of you fucks now that I seen this!
Be a man and tell me who you are.
7 years ago
I'm also on Skype.
7 years ago
*frantically looks up tools on skype now*
7 years ago
so, when does the funny happen?
7 years ago
when you stfu
7 years ago
that made me feel just like Wanko
7 years ago
step aside greasy skid-mark,only room enough for 1 wanker
7 years ago
00:50 is from scary movie, lol ass fuck!
7 years ago
what do you mean by bitchofelix?
6 years ago
there is no "t" in his name, jarhead. and it means hes a naughty boy cause he likes to fuck burros
6 years ago
most have already been on here
7 years ago
most had ur mum too... lamo...
7 years ago
ive nearly completed San Andreas
7 years ago
& it has only taken you 5 years...
7 years ago
lol
7 years ago
well i didnt get round to it the first time and ive just started playing it again
7 years ago
the gta somalia made me piss my pants, but anyway. fries wtf? san andreas isn't that hard to 100%
7 years ago
the gta somalia one is from an old cracked.com photoshop contest, there were literally dozens like that, most of em pretty awesome, can't be arsed to look through the pwot forums to look for it though.
7 years ago
well you're a lot of help
7 years ago
fiiiiiiine....

wait
7 years ago
i believe it was this one, if not, it's still 19 pages of great fun:

http://www.cracked.com/forums/topic/54425/photoshop-contest-ending-9.15.09-if-video-games-were-realistic/0
7 years ago
you're welcome, boogerlover....
7 years ago
*cracks whip* atta'boy!
7 years ago
my bad, was this one:

http://www.cracked.com/forums/index.php?topic=33459.0

but they're both fun, really.
7 years ago
yes, they were fun, thanks
7 years ago
no biggie
7 years ago
Cracked is for gays.
7 years ago
shut the fuck up you flaming horned ho(mo)rse! cracked is teh awesome!
7 years ago
Does anyone know why i cant join any Co-operatives on Farmville @ Facebook ? it's driving me mad.
7 years ago
fag.
7 years ago
^that's why
7 years ago
anybody else notice how fit Lorraine Kelly is looking in todays London Marathon ? not bad for a 50 yr old lass
7 years ago
Did you see the Dispatches about how the London Marathon is a charity yet only donates a fraction of the money raised to charity?

80% of the money doesn't even get allocated to a charity. The other 20% doesn't even get paid out in many cases.
7 years ago
way to undermine my argumentation, asshat!
7 years ago
"Oh I ran the London Marathon for charity raising £1000 for a childrens hospice"

"Maybe £150 will get to them, you sweaty noob"
7 years ago
I've told you before OJ, the money is just resting in my account
7 years ago
shut up fries
7 years ago
^reply fail!
7 years ago
i was doing the old school thang, Oreo2000.
7 years ago
After all the shit you gave dw about his supposed reply fail?

You failed, admit it. You fucked up & went oldskool in an attempt to cover it up.

Noob.
7 years ago
fries was on a comment frenzy posting 4 unrelated and boring seperate comments, i thought about replying to all of em or replying to just one, and then i thought fuck it and went for the old school thang.
i dont care if you believe me, calling seagull a liar seems to be all the rage on here these days.
7 years ago
and now i feel kinda dumb for not posting this as a new comment as well.
7 years ago
you are a liar seagull cos my comments were not boring at all
7 years ago
you got pwned on the first three and ignored on the fourth, thats a mix of boring, stupid and plain unnecessary.

but go ahead call me a liar too.
7 years ago
No, no, no, Steven.

You fucked up.
7 years ago
*frowny face*
7 years ago
& even if you didn't I'm saying you did.

I'm getting revenge for dw.
7 years ago
You big reply failing noob.
7 years ago
oj's got teh gays for d-dubs?

inteeereeesting...
7 years ago
The only reason I didn't comment on the dw thread was that I couldn't be arsed logging in.
7 years ago
i can't even remember when i did log in manually the last time...
7 years ago
How do you log in?
7 years ago
I automatically logout when I close Firefox, as it deletes my cache.
7 years ago
...along with my porn site filled history.
7 years ago
nah, i keep the cache, i'm the only one using my PC. i only clear the cache and history when people come over and thats the only time i have to log back in manually.
7 years ago
Camy's gonna get jealous
7 years ago
I'm jealous
7 years ago
*blushes*
7 years ago
nobody gets to touch my laptop cept my bfs and i made a log in for them and my other computers (including work) are off limits to everybody so i don't bother with deleting any browser shit
7 years ago
Just for the record, when dw types bfs he means boyfriends.
7 years ago
Most of you know this already
7 years ago
cheeky is just jealous
7 years ago
Camy has full access to DW's hard drive.
7 years ago
That's a euphemism.
7 years ago
sure doesn't, i did look at his one time. it was so full of scat porn that it took me three days to get the shit smell off my computer
7 years ago
DW shits on his computer
7 years ago
Then gets Camy to lick it clean
7 years ago
Then they switch
7 years ago
you got some fucked up fantasies cheeky
7 years ago
Why else would you have the smell of shit on your computer?
7 years ago
Although some of my fantasies are pretty fucked up
7 years ago
I actually need a shit right now

Where's CruelHM's daughter when you need her?
7 years ago
So ...so I can shit on her face ..
7 years ago
I'm sure you know this already
7 years ago
meh
7 years ago
no you weren't
7 years ago
lol

yes i was!
7 years ago
Noob
7 years ago
at least im not a gay unicorn
7 years ago
haha
7 years ago
now if only someone combined the unicorn pic with the hot piece of ass pic, mucho would implode...
7 years ago
It must have taken him a while.

The pic he took my face from is the one with my nephew, I think. I'm looking up in that one, so he has done well with the angles.
7 years ago
well, he's a wonder dog.
7 years ago
FFS Will you 2 gaylords just get a room and some lube
7 years ago
Yeah, fries/Steven!
7 years ago
you and cheeky..should too..
7 years ago
No lube left after your last show
7 years ago
yay cheeks!

thats how its done!!
7 years ago
Noone believe you
7 years ago
pfffsh, i'm getting used to that.
7 years ago
at least i know the truth.

that's all that matters to me....
7 years ago
fucking lying bird
7 years ago
what all are we calling seagal a liar on today?
7 years ago
reply fails, pencil tests and a bunch of other shit i already forgot...
7 years ago
details are not important

seagal's a liar!
7 years ago
Poopydick
7 years ago
Liar!
7 years ago
hahaha, poopydick
7 years ago
You're all a bunch of poopydicks
7 years ago
Why? you want to suck them all.
7 years ago
Why are you so fucking retarded?
7 years ago
cheeky ate poopydick with his morning tea today
7 years ago
dw supplied the poopydick for cheeky's breakfast.
7 years ago
Yucky. Poopydick tea is almost as bad as this video.
7 years ago
Just for the record, DOERanger has admitted having poopydick tea.

The fag!
7 years ago
right, and now you're all going old skewl.

sometimes i hate you fags so much....
7 years ago
Mr Fugs likes poopydick tea enemas
7 years ago
fact: most old school threads are born from a reply fail

we love you too bird :D
7 years ago
shit, that was a reply fail fail
7 years ago
Mr Fugs likes to drink his poopydick tea enemas
7 years ago
It's ok DW no one noticed
7 years ago
i did
7 years ago
fuck you all *goes back to looking at video game 'shops*
7 years ago
well, they are pretty awesome 'shops though.
7 years ago
The germans notice everything
7 years ago
no, i did not.

im just mixing it up.
7 years ago
Like how weak the Polish frontier defenses can be
7 years ago
why does everybody seem to be even more retarded than usual on sundays?
7 years ago
Hangovers
7 years ago
Though I'm still hungover from Friday
7 years ago
im drunk from right now
7 years ago
i love my drunk self, i dont remember any of those 14 hr ago comments....
7 years ago
And like how there will always be someone willing to fap to scat
7 years ago
cause sunday is a lazy don't have to do anything and don't give a shit day
7 years ago
bunch of fucking lightweights , some of us still work on a sunday
7 years ago
sucking of strangers in public restrooms seems to be a 24/7 gig.
7 years ago
hahaha, fries has to work on sunday. sucks for you!
7 years ago
ive even managed to get in a couple of hours metal detecting
7 years ago
'metal detecting', huh?

i dont even wanna know what that means in straight person words...
7 years ago
prolly something about coins and arseholes...
7 years ago
scavenging is fries second source of income
7 years ago
besides, sunday is sports day. if i'm not outside soaking up some nature then i'll be watching sports
7 years ago
why do you lot have to imply a gay element to everything ? i found a whole load of stuff detecting so far
7 years ago
like what?
7 years ago
seagal was the one that said it was gay. it just makes you seem like a goofy old man to me
7 years ago
i think its kinda cute, actually.

no homo.
7 years ago
in 3 days detecting ive found 5 old penny coins, an old 3pence , loads of 2p's and 1p's and 3 £1 coins
7 years ago
in 3 days detecting ive found 5 old penny coins, an old 3pence , loads of 2p's and 1p's and 3 £1 coins
7 years ago
wow, if it goes on at that rate, you will have that metal detector paid off in just under a year.
7 years ago
fuck
7 years ago
kinda cute = gay
gathering coins = lame
double post = smooth
7 years ago
anyone else wanna totally fuck the shit out of that flo chick from the progressive commercials? she is completely annoying and half of me wants to strangle her but the other half of me wants to ravage all three of her holes
7 years ago
i havent got the slightest clue what you are talking about.
7 years ago
me niether
7 years ago
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flo_%28Progressive_Insurance%29

the stephanie chick that plays her is pretty funny
7 years ago
i wouldn't touch her with fries' cock.
7 years ago
that article is just a starting point. you have to repetitively subject yourself to all of the commercials she is in to gain the love/hate emotional response her image now brings me
7 years ago
okay you bunch of bassoon blowers, time for some unhealthy RL fun. sit tight and anticipate the return of future seagull (most certainly drunk and/or stoned) in a couple hours.

take care

present seagull
7 years ago
heeeey, future (now present) seagull here.

present (now past) seagull was right i'm drunk as fuck, but i'm typing really slow so you fuckers wont notice.

i'm the beer ninja!!
7 years ago
fuck off then, try and not OD on that real life shit. its dangerous, addictive and destructive
7 years ago
Real life is real?
7 years ago
what?
7 years ago
speaking of real life, i got some shit to do of my own. fucking car needs serviced... *grumbles then gets to work*
7 years ago
That's right, you just deprive some poor mechanic of a job...
7 years ago
sorry fugs but i always do as much as i can on my own especially when i have my dad to help me. i changed the oil and put some new spark plugs in today
7 years ago
Oil filter?
Air and fuel filters?
Wheels off, brakes cleaned and checked?
Fluid leevls and tire pressures?

Oil and plugs ain't what I'd call a service, Mr Cowboy.
7 years ago
well duh the oil filter, i cleaned the air filter but it doesn't need changing every time. i don't do anything with the fuel filter unless it starts acting up. i don't mess with the brakes unless they need it too or if i have the wheels off but i don't take the wheels off unless they need rotated which i will do next time. i always check the tire pressure, fluid levels and belts. i keep losing coolent and have to refill it every month or so, gonna have to get that fixed soon :(
7 years ago
Blah blah blah...

You're still a cowboy :)
7 years ago
cowboy? i don't get it...
7 years ago
care level zero
7 years ago
Shut the fuck up, water pigeon
7 years ago
care level minus ten
7 years ago
If I knew Fugs, which I don't, Id get him to work on my car, which I don't have, for free.
7 years ago
If...
7 years ago
I'll work on any car that anybody doesn't have, for free.
7 years ago
The worst thing about being a mechanic is the the size of the bill I present to myself after repairing my car.
7 years ago
What do you mean?
7 years ago
"one lonely dickjerk and some towels to cry in" ? seems like fair pirce for a mechanic...
7 years ago
10 seconds in and i have no idea what i was trying to ay up there
7 years ago
exaggly
7 years ago
tight fisted spunk bubble
7 years ago
Get with the program Fugs
7 years ago
Shaddap!
7 years ago
This site is so fucking dying isn't it?
7 years ago
Shhhh!

Listen ...
7 years ago
Hear that swishing sound? Those are web-ghosts!
7 years ago
ooooOOooooOooOOoo!
7 years ago
bigassmessage.com/a1f8b
7 years ago
Fuck you TEA BAG.
7 years ago
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