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Muslims are Douchebags

I don't care how you spin it, Muslims are insecure little pricks.

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by thecraze

submitted April 22nd 2010

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Muslims are Douchebags
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muslims need to grow the fuck up, the rules their fake ass prophet set for them dont apply to people who choose not believe that bullshit. they should really think about the direction theyre trying to take the world in because if there is a world-wide jihad its going to be everyone else against their bitch fascist asses

as for the episode, i think they intended for santa to be in the suit. i also think it was set up because the way the people were talking at the end with the long beeps is the kind of joke they would do. i think it wouldve been better if they had the celebrities drain mofuckface of his "power" and then he wasnt immune to being made fun of anymore and they showed him and just said something like "so its ok to make fun of mohammed now"

but more importantly than any of that, OMG scott tennerman is cartmans half brother! and cartman made scott eat their dad!
7 years ago
Yeah really, I've never had someone ask me to not use the 'lords name in vain'.
7 years ago
Oh my god, Mohammed was such a dick, jesus christ!
7 years ago
Some people actually think that others saying "oh my god" is proof of a god.

Religious people are so fucking stupid!
7 years ago
And even MORE importantly, Cartman is half Bronco! OMG!
7 years ago
some people can actually go fuck themselves. others, hot women, can come fuck me
7 years ago
Parker and Stone have since said: "In the 14 years we've been doing South Park we have never done a show that we couldn't stand behind. We delivered our version of the show to Comedy Central and they made a determination to alter the episode. It wasn't some meta-joke on our part. Comedy Central added the bleeps. In fact, Kyle's customary final speech was about intimidation and fear. It didn't mention Muhammad at all but it got bleeped too. We'll be back next week with a whole new show about something completely different and we'll see what happens to it."
7 years ago
Parker and Stone have since said: "In the 14 years we've been doing South Park we have never done a show that we couldn't stand behind. We delivered our version of the show to Comedy Central and they made a determination to alter the episode. It wasn't some meta-joke on our part. Comedy Central added the bleeps. In fact, Kyle's customary final speech was about intimidation and fear. It didn't mention Muhammad at all but it got bleeped too. We'll be back next week with a whole new show about something completely different and we'll see what happens to it."
7 years ago
Hey, do you happen to know if Parker and Stone made any sort of statement after the episode aired?
7 years ago
It is on southparkstudios.com
7 years ago
SendMoreCops 12 hours ago says:

Hey, do you happen to know if Parker and Stone made any sort of statement after the episode aired?

thecraze 6 hours ago says:

It is on southparkstudios.com
7 years ago
SendMoreCops was making a joke dumbass. thecraze didn't get it and neither did you.
7 years ago
Go fuck a muslim, xzekiel
7 years ago
is that supposed to be an insult or advice?
7 years ago
I'm kinda torn on this one (that is muslims in general)

they whine like a bunch of little kids, but in reality we've been screwing them over for about 70 years...

I'm not saying they should get special treatment because this is retarded... That guy making the death threat needs to grow the fuck up. If you don't like our rules, honestly... Don't fucking move here. "Freedom of speech" isnt that hard of a concept to understand...
7 years ago
Hey now, be fair. Not all of them are whining.
7 years ago
Yes, Smurf. There are about 15 Muslims who don't whine.
7 years ago
Ronald is right, muslim whine like the fuck bombs they are..
7 years ago
I am sure a lot of people want to lash out and say, fuck muslims! Lets grab our bawmz! It's funny to ponder though how were over in Afghanistan ass raping the shit out of them right now.
A few stories come to mind that most of you don't care about. Bits about how others coaxed a young girl through the internet to commit suicide. The notions that I get from stories like these and the one that was posted here just now was simple. Nobody wants to be censored. People are going to say shit that offends others, sometimes deliberately for their own pleasure, and that is just fine.
I don't know if any of you feel the same way and it probably doesn't matter because the reason I say this isn't to discover how you feel but to arouse your curiosity. But when I think about -anything- being censored, I feel a light anger form inside of my mind.
For no reason of their own other than a few of what they do not understand. More than a few will immediately scoff at many views and opinions put before them. For those of you who feign ignorance as though it was a sort of 'in' or popular thing to do. I suggest that you take sometime, go for a walk, and ponder your freedoms and the value they have in your own life.
Freedom and Independence.
7 years ago
I blame the illuminati!
7 years ago
Hey, guess what?

Stop talking.
7 years ago
Oh, & you're a cunt!
7 years ago
"when I think about -anything- being censored, I feel a light anger form inside of my mind."

What about child porn? 5 old men abusing a 3 year old baby, should that not be censored?
7 years ago
Oh you fucking interposter!
7 years ago
I'm starting to think Pinjas is Jerry Springer.
7 years ago
It shouldn't be censored, just illegal to make.
7 years ago
We'd probably have fewer pedos raping kids if they had fap material.
7 years ago
I was hoping he's answer before you got here, Wanko.
7 years ago
he'd
7 years ago
"it shouldn't be censored, just illegal to make"

someone needs to lookup "censor"
7 years ago
Here goes Wanko with his nonsensical pedo justifications again. Fucking imbecile. I'm not gonna say anything further...it's like the pedo equivalent of rish 'on cops'.

Absolute idiocy.
7 years ago
Just this...

Wanko says:

'We'd probably have fewer pedos raping kida if we had a few more videos of pedos raping kids for pedos to watch.'

Jesus fucking Christ. Don't ever call yourself smart ever again. This shit is why I hated your fucking guts last time...go sit in the corner and mutually-masturbate to Barny with dik and pedosteve (and drumblob).
7 years ago
It was a joke you fucking retard
7 years ago
...ummm nope you ugly little Chernobyl freak...if you weren't such a noob...you'd know that Wanko is actually serious when he says this...ask OJ or anyone else who was around when he's said it in the past.


Now...go scurry back to your inbred Scots village...and figure out how to re-inflate those dented parts of your skull, Mr Pop.
7 years ago
Clearly you don't understand humour triple chins
7 years ago
Tiredguy it's illegal to murder people but we don't then claim that videos of people getting killed are censored.
7 years ago
Moron. ^


Watching a death video does not perpetuate further proliferation or rise in murder rates...or feed the desires of inhuman scumbags.

STFU Wanko you massive idiot...look how that electrolysed rodent thought you were actually kidding.

Double pwn.
7 years ago
Yeah that's right I was serious. We have pedophiles, for whatever reason. You're not gonna change that. So you can make a huge deal over being disgusted with every part of their life or you can just say fuck it and leave them alone as long as they are not harming anyone.

The first option leaves them with little choice other than to totally bury themselves in the pedo closet which means no one knows they are a pedophile until they end up convicted of fucking your kid in the ass. It also means they'll start their own family and have their own kids, and their kids will have playmates, and so on. I'd rather a pedo could just say "hey, I'm a pervert and I like kids, fuck off" and watch kiddie porn in his basement to keep himself busy instead of pretending to be a nice family man little-league coach that everyone trusts until it's too late.

And of course if there is a genetic component to pedophilia then our approach is making the problem worse with every generation.
7 years ago
Oh and fuck you cruel you fucking boytoucher.
7 years ago
LOL you calling someone else a moron... hahahah!

What does it feel like to have nobody like you?
7 years ago
Cruel are gonna start pulling that "porn causes rape" shit now?

I think that horse has been beaten to death by enough studies showing rape decreases when porn becomes more available.
7 years ago
Wanko...they just all need to be rounded up and killed - problem solved. You absolute Lord of the Retards.

I know...let's just State-fund all drug addicts too...that way we don't have to worry about them robbing people to fund their habits. Oh oh, and serial killers...let's create 'meat parks' full of unsupecting afterbirths like Camnobyl for them to prey on (I mean, after all, who's gonna miss a 5ft, 80lb chromosome disorder?)
7 years ago
I remember seeing this British show demonstrating how men wouldn't try to help an obviously lost little girl in the city because they were too worried they'd be accused to being a pedophile. Way to help out humanity by being scared of fucking pedos under ever rock.
7 years ago
Okay...I'm convinced you're a genuine pedo now...just put a lid on it Fred West, okay? Your arguments are ridiculous and about as logical as captain Spock after a 5-week meth binge.
7 years ago
Yeah Cruel, that will work, just like Iran has no fags.

Oh wait, it's pretty fucking hard to tell if someone is a fag or a pedo unless they say so or the rare case where they get caught. I'm sure they'll come forward after we tell them they'll be killed.
7 years ago
CruelHM I just made a joke about your skanky daughter in another thread, get some balls and reply, wimp
7 years ago
I'm saying let's round up the ones we know about...and end them humanely before they go on to ruin countless innocent lives. I'm sure your views would be different if you had kids of your own. you fool.

If a guy (or woman) gets caught committing some sexual misdemeanour on a child...kill the mofocker before they commit a more serious offence. This is the one area I completely support witch hunts on.

If you buy into the whole 'they can't help what they are' shit...you can go fuck yourself with a broken Natty Ice bottle.

Pedos aren't 'born that way'...and I don't give a fuck about any 'academic studies' which suggest that's the case.
7 years ago
There's probably so many homos and pedos and others that engage in exclusively non-reproductive sex among humans because of how we try to deal with it.

In nature, if a male horse is only attracted to other male horses, it does not reproduce and it's genes die with it. If the horse is only attracted to fags like you, it still doesn't reproduce and it's genes die out. If it's attracted only to baby horses it won't reproduce and it's genes are gone. You basically never see an exclusively gay/pedo/bestiality animal.

But if it's a human we're all like "live a normal life with a family and kids and just pretend or you will be punished" and we get the perverted genes that could otherwise not survive passed on no matter what.
7 years ago
I never said leave them alone if they've hurt someone, dumbass. The point is that if they're a pervert and they got it under control and aren't hurting anyone then fuck off.
7 years ago
Cruel what are you saying? You became a pedo because you watched kiddie porn?
7 years ago
Duuuude? Shut up.
7 years ago
Everyone raise their hands if they went out and sucked a guy off after seeing that gay porn video yak tricked us with the other day...
7 years ago
Cruel you got nothing except some dumbshit idea drilled in your head about "this is how we should do it, anything else is stupid" and nothing to back it up with.
7 years ago
Nobody 'accidentally' wacthes kiddie porn...they seek it out because they are pedos...you tool.
7 years ago
Why did they seek it out the first them then?
7 years ago
*first time.
7 years ago
They're not born pedos, and the porn didn't make them pedos, so what is it? Why are they pedos? Enlighten us.
7 years ago
Wanko...you got nothing but illogical laissez-faire bullshit. This is the one area I don't mind sounding generic on - kill the fucking life-destroying, self-serving miscreants.

And wtf are you talking about with the whole gene thing? You seem to be implying no pedo will reproduce if they are given the option to 'basement dwell' and not pretend to be 'normal'. These cunts reproduce regardless...and are experts at gaining trust and appearing normal...I'm saying...once they get caught (as inevitably most of them do eventually) KILL the fuckers...that way we can be sure at least some of their genes are removed from normal society.
7 years ago
I have to get some lunch, I'll get back to pwning your boytouching ass later.
7 years ago
Wanko says: I'm leaving now coz I just caught a glimpse of how fucking dumb I'm being.
7 years ago
Yeah! Lets destroy everything that society/media tells us to or that we don't understand!
What a horrible delusion you live under cruel. I truly hope you never gain any form of personal power in your own life as I am sure you'd abuse it to fulfill your biases and agendas.
I think this entire 'thread' has really been twisted out of what it is about. There are rapists on Earth, and there always will be. You can kill every rapist on Earth today, and tomorrow there will be more rapists.
As state, all of these ideas, freedom, censorship, and rape have nothing to do with genetics. People are often confused and scared of what is around them, a small idea forms in someones mind, and it snowballs until it eventually turns into some sort of a witch hunt.
I don't think anyone is going to argue that raping a 3 year old child is a correct thing to do. I feel like this debate is between a regular joe and some mother who has been raped several times and found her daughter raped and killed or something.
I completely agree with wanko's argument and I think he put it will. It seems likely that you are projecting your own negativity in life upon what is going on in this 'thread'. If you need to do something with your time outside of arguing with strangers on the internet about ideas you don't understand, I recommend trying to find some form of understanding. Do research on the psychology of a rapist, try to understand why one may desire to force their sexuality upon another. Through your studies you may gain a level of understanding.
A thief can be sent to prison for stealing, but there is nothing 'fixed' about the individual. He spends his time surrounded by other thieves learning about what to do and not to do to get ahead of their 'game'. Basically they come out of prison as a super criminal and little more. Would you suggest we kill the thief to prevent his thieving forever? Why did this man steal? Two wrongs don't make a right.
7 years ago
Shut up camy, it wasn't a joke.
7 years ago
omg, you total cock...don't presuppose to know jack-shit about me or my level of understanding on anything. Let me reiterate for your tiny mind THIS IS THE ONE SUBJECT I WILL APPEAR IGNORANT ON.

Go fuck yourself, and take your futile, long-winded posts with you.

I used to have the trademark on novellas here...but you've now turned it into a bad thing...a very bad, and boring thing.

You're saying nothing...and saying it too often...at least break you're shit up with the occasional new paragraph, you utter dolt.
7 years ago
Seriously...you're a moronic noob.
7 years ago
does pj ever make a comment that is under 1000 words?
7 years ago
...oh, and the net detriment to society of a thief, and the potential overall damage to an individual from the actions of a thief...cannot really be compared to the utter devastation engendered by the actions of a dirty pedo.

There is no 'miracle answer' here...but if you subcribe to Wanko's illogical laissez-faire stance...which obviously would proliferate further harm...you are a genuine half-wit.

Do yourself a favour and close your mouth.
7 years ago
No dubya...and the noob never says anything remotely interesting or worthy of further discussion. I alas had to read that pointless crap above, since I saw it was aimed at me.

Basically...to summarise...he said 'blah blah blah...I agree with Wanko's fine statement of allowing child rapists to watch videos of child rapists raping children to thereby reduce the incidence rate of child rapists raping children...and let's never euthanise such scum, because 'two wrongs don't make a right'...oh and by that I mean capital punishment is all wrong...yet I live in a country which freely embraces it'

Dumbass.
7 years ago
If we're into summarizing then how about "I'm cruel and I just said I'm ignorant on this subject but I'll keep arguing anyway."
7 years ago
Cruel the approach of being fucking paranoid over people seeing kiddie porn has sure worked in getting rid of pedophiles so far, huh?
7 years ago
Also you didn't tell me how people come to be pedos. You said they're not born that way, and kidde porn doesn't turn them that way, so what is it? If we really wanted to solve the problem instead of letting it grow while we occasionally make an example of a priest here and there then wouldn't a cause of pedophilia need to be established?
7 years ago
I agree with you Wanko on most everything except for one thing Cruel hasn't brought up, the children's rights; which I think is the major reason for child protection laws. Even though someone at 17 may be okay with being in a porno, they're not an adult by law. As for the age issue, it may be arbitrary, but a number does need to be set otherwise every fucking kid would need a psychological evaluation to determine if they're emotionally ready for sex, as well as a physical examination, let alone consenting to porn. I know that back in the day if they bleed they can breed, but honestly chicks aren't rationally minded these days until their late twenties at least, if ever. I'm kind of on a tangent here and not really trying to argue, I'm just saying you can't simultaneously protect children's rights while allowing dirty old men to beat off to them on film.
7 years ago
Chicks aren't rationally minded.
7 years ago
Under the current system, I'm in favour of censoring child abuse, obviously.

But if it was a choice between that or NO censorship whatsoever, I'd choose no censorship.

Cruel, if you don't see the big picture, just look at how Britain has become a libel tourism hotspot. Big companies/rich people can do & say whatever they want, & if people disagree with them, they are then taken to court for libel. If you don't have the enormous sums of money required to defend yourself, you're fucked.

Just look at this: http://business.timesonline.co.uk/tol/business/law/article7098157.ece

You're arguement is honourable, but if protecting the children meant letting the rest of society being fed bullshit & people getting away with, for example, killing an entire village to build a gas papeline, it's short sighted.
7 years ago
zxek the issue of consent and rights are seperate from the material. The people getting beheaded in videos on here didn't consent but we are still allowed to see the video. We might find the video distasteful but at least the gov isn't tracking who downloads it and throwing them in prison.

Producing the material should absolutely be illegal when kids are involved, no question there.

What they should be allowed to produce is the fake shit, but some govs have gone so far as to ban anything that portrays minors having sex, even if it's as stupid as the bart simpsons with a boner. That's the misguided paranoia. Like seeing a drawing having sex with a drawing will turn people into crazed child rapists because the imaginary age of one of the drawings is too young.
7 years ago
I feel dirty just from reading that thread
7 years ago
I put it the best, the rest of you should shut up.
7 years ago
maybe i don't wanna shut up!
7 years ago
A quick search of hentai on redtube (US site) turned up multiple animations of girls of questionable age, and I'm pretty sure the U.S. has some of the strictest child pornography laws out there. Also, you can't go on any porn site without seeing Bart Simpson blowing a load, but I don't believe that's what pedos are after. If some perv can resist touching little boys by looking at anime, then there's really no problem. Obviously though, it's a major problem despite the abundance of animated 'porno' out there.
7 years ago
*Takes deep breath and groans*

....I agree with Cruel on this one.
7 years ago
*ducks*
7 years ago
I agree that it becomes more of a problem when society just tries to sweep shit under the rug and pretend it doesn't exist, or peg it as just plain wrong. You end up with guys with families fucking dudes in spas or touching little kids behind closed doors, like wanko was saying. There should be a way to address the problem more openly without so much public ridicule. I'm not saying I don't think pedos should be ridiculed persay, but it might be easier for them to discuss it or seek help without such a stigma attached to it. If there was a healthy way for them to satisfy their desires without violating children the world would be a better place. I'm not sure what that would be though.
7 years ago
Yeah that's completely different to what you were saying earlier Wanko...so just stfu you backtracking imbecile...earlier the videos were fine and should not be censored...now they should be 'faked'.

Dickhead. Stand by your immoral, illogical view on censorship.
7 years ago
Hi cruel!
7 years ago
You dumbfuck the first thing I said is that they shouldn't be censored, just illegal to make. And of course that statement did make sense to your little feeble mind so you switch into your dipshit subroutine and start going on your rant about protecting the children.

Hey maybe if the government locks us up whenever we see a murder video, there won't be any more murders!
7 years ago
El_Wanko 10 hours ago says:

It shouldn't be censored, just illegal to make.
7 years ago
...moron.
7 years ago
Personally I don't give a fuck about kiddie porn, my statement is simply "fuck censorship in every form and fuck you."
7 years ago
How you gonna censor something that doesn't exist in the first place?
7 years ago
The point I got from Wanko's argument was that if you allow people to have porno, the number of rapes go down. I'm not sure if that's statistically true, but it makes sense to me. The real problem with kiddie porn is children's rights. Anyway, fuck you all, I'm gonna go eat.
7 years ago
The making of the niche porn necessary for the satiation of the perverted minds of a pedophile first prerequires the production of an illegal video involving the destruction of a child's life. A 'faked' version still conveys the message that it is somehow acceptable or necessary...and i seriously doubt anything less than the real thing would prove effective on the warped, drooling mind of a pedophilic asshole.
7 years ago
I'm pretty sure it's illegal to make now and yet it still exists - amazing huh? Did you know people grow pot in their homes too?
7 years ago
I knew you talked shit and were an oaf a long time ago.
7 years ago
Pwned.
7 years ago
You just don't seem to be able to separate the act from a video of the act.
7 years ago
Did you know that if you copy a video of a bank getting robbed on your PC it doesn't actually cause the bank to get robbed again?
7 years ago
But dissemination of a child being raped does mean the net pain and disrespect to that child's very existence rises inexorably, and potentially increases the pain for their parents too?

You moron. Shut up. I'm way too smart for your dull mind.
7 years ago
So why can we watch videos of someone being murdered? Isn't that similarly disrespectful to the victim and family?
7 years ago
It's not on the same level as a defenceless minor.
7 years ago
Hahah I was wondering how far you'd have to stretch for a bullshit reason that could be shot down in a second.
7 years ago
So I guess we should go to jail for seeing a video of a defenseless minor killed?
7 years ago
Yes.
7 years ago
Cruel says: Grrr it just is I don't know why but I just know 'cause it was drilled into me for decades.
7 years ago
At what age can we watch people die and not go to jail?
7 years ago
No. That's your dad's cock drilled into your butthole...hence you needing to carry on the legacy and justify its existence.
7 years ago
Pwned.
7 years ago
'Cause I'm pretty sure at this point you're saying most of mucho should be locked up... there had to be one underage kid killed on video by now.
7 years ago
Uh-oh. I watched the aborted fetus video. Now I'm fucked.
7 years ago
Maybe whunu was right about calling the FBI when we saw that clip from CNN about the kid smoking up.
7 years ago
Fuck you whunu, that was sarcasm.
7 years ago
It was naked too...that's practically snuff.
7 years ago
I'm naked now.
7 years ago
proof please
7 years ago
That's inappropriate Kirk. There are limits.
7 years ago
No way am I reading all that shit ^
7 years ago
Oh go on...like you've got anything better to do at the moment
7 years ago
even if i didn't have anything better to do i still wouldn't read all that worthless bullshit babble
7 years ago
just kill all the kids.

no more kids = no more pedos

seagull pwns all of you
7 years ago
bravo bird...bravo
7 years ago
Cruel, you are one incredibly intelligent, handsome, and charming bastard; you require no validation. Those that would sit in judgement of you can go to hell.

For the record, I would have shit on camera for you, if only you had asked, darling. One would call that "love and devotion"... at least, I would.

RIP CruelHM
7 years ago
i am speechless. i have no speech.

7 years ago
why not shit on camera for all your other friends here at mucho?
its the least you could do
7 years ago
did cruel sign into thejews account? cause if not the jew is fucking dead to me.

thejew it's fucking on like an oven
7 years ago
yak just validated that it indeed was thejew

thejew=deadtome
7 years ago
i'm sure she is devastated drum...
7 years ago
if anything ever happened to parker and stone, i think it would be the strange marking point of the shit hitting the fan.
7 years ago
haha yeah
7 years ago
I watched the episode before it was censored, and it was pretty dickless to begin with. You could tell they were trying to be "edgy" and still mincing around the point they were trying to make like never before. Every political and religious figure that is held by some to be above reproach has been trashed on this show repeatedly, relentlessly, and hilariously. The cunts at CC relented and censored this already watered down sanitized poke at Islam?

Fuck you comedy central. Way to both willingly submit to sharia law (while unimposed), and prove when it comes to free speech you've got the balls of a fucking brine shrimp.

Fuck Comedy Central and Fuck Mohammed! May poop be upon you.
7 years ago
How exactly did you watch the unedited version when it was censored by comedy central before being aired?
7 years ago
Are you thinking of episode 200?, not 201.
7 years ago
^misplaced question mark
7 years ago
I find it funny that something is the image of moho. If I draw an apple with a penis raping a pear and then have a tomato with a speech balloon saying "yo mohammed wut up nigga?" then is the apple his image? Is my description right here his image? Either way they can fuck off.
7 years ago
I want one of those picture for my facebook profile.
7 years ago
What about this?

http://i39.tinypic.com/j9rrck.jpg

Kinda gets the point across.
7 years ago
That is surprisingly close.
7 years ago
I'm awesome, I know.
7 years ago
lol
7 years ago
I think I found my new facebook pic, thanks OJ!
7 years ago
haha
7 years ago
fucking children! that's all these extremists are. ;O mi gad, my holy figure is being fucked with...i am going to cry and whine like the insecure fuck I am. Never mind that I turn all muslim women into 3rd class citizens and have no problem having sex with little boys, whe peple cartoonize my prophet, that is when i get pissed.
Side note, in less than 50 years, when the ME oil supply runs out, no one will give two fucks about you and the whole ME will look like Somalia
7 years ago
I am gonna go draw a cartoon and call him Mohammed this way I can FINALLY use that shiny new .45 on any of those religious nutbags that try to take revenge on me...
7 years ago
You dont own a gun.
7 years ago
and you don't have a penis so who gives a fuck?
7 years ago
http://www.phoenixnewtimes.com/2010-04-01/news/honor-thy-father-the-inside-story-of-the-young-muslim-woman-honor-killed-by-her-father-because-he-believed-she-d-become-too-americanized
7 years ago
damn, when will people realize that we have science now and we no longer need stupid religions and customs to govern us because we are not mindless cavemen anymore. i am liking the idea of nuking them all more and more
7 years ago
In one of the father's phone calls from jail he tells his wife "No one hates his daughter, but honor is precious, and nothing is better than honor, and we are a tribal society that can not change. I didn't kill someone off the street. I tried to give her a chance, but no result." The girl refused to live with them and obey her father and be forced into an arranged marriage so he ran her down with his Jeep. That's honor.
7 years ago
tell them their fucking honor is off the side of a cliff, go get it
7 years ago
Then he says "Trust in God, and pray to God (Allah), and don't rush and retain a mediocre lawyer." That's laughable.
7 years ago
you should be shot just for attempting to justify murdering your own child
7 years ago
Zeke did that?
7 years ago
That's mean!
7 years ago
Those were convos from jail phones that the police had bugged. At one point he told his wife to try to find a Muslim lawyer, but if she couldn't he'd go with a Jewish one if he could find a loophole. All in the name of your religion my ass.
7 years ago
zeke?! you crazed fucking sand nigger!

no, but elpiss would slit his own daughter's throat and drink her blood for drug money. that is if he could get it up and had sperm that wasn't retarded and deformed and was able to fertilize and egg
7 years ago
FUCK YOU MOHAMMED COCK SUCKING MUSLIM..FUCK YOU!!!!SERIOUSLY..EAT SHIT!!!
7 years ago
Shut up, you donkey abusing mexican fag.
7 years ago
i might be wrong here but thats probably the first sensible thing ive seen you say. pity about the caps lock though , you idiot
7 years ago
kirk you damn interposter
7 years ago
haha sorry.
7 years ago
Since both you you are muslims, I am glad South Park made fun you, cock sucking faggits.....For the last time JIMMY, I know you have assburgers syndrome for the enterprize. When are you going to post a video when she sticks her dick inside your ass?
7 years ago
Welll...that made little to no sense whatsoever. Bravo.
7 years ago
WTF did that say? Someone interpret.
7 years ago
I think he said you were a muslim, had an unnatural love for the Enterprise, and then suggested that the Enterprise had a penis and you were going to post a video of it fucking your ass.
7 years ago
lol
2 years ago
In conclusion, all Muslims are douchebags.

/end thread
2 years ago
its not over until the fa....toaster comes in to talk about dicks
2 years ago
recover password