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Mako vs. Seagull

Where did Mako go anyway?

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by PunkChef13

submitted April 21st 2010

116 comments
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Mako vs. Seagull
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comments (116)
mere foreplay
7 years ago
you like it rough then ?
7 years ago
you know it
7 years ago
Are golden showers considered 'rough'?
7 years ago
they are if i hit you with my penis
7 years ago
your what?
7 years ago
Mako is in route to mexico in t - 6 hours
7 years ago
It is always nice to see one of them die.
7 years ago
ffffffffffffffffffff
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
7 years ago
Mako ftw.
7 years ago
shut the fuck up before i rape you to death with a broom handle, you stupid inbred whore.
7 years ago
and kitty said I was mean, ffs
7 years ago
Kittys a dumb whore.
7 years ago
You sound like drumburger...did you also lose out to the giant German?
7 years ago
...I hear he as a 2-foot penis...it's hard to compete with that...
7 years ago
...I hear blobby tried to win the day with his 2-foot stretchmarks...
7 years ago
sexy!
7 years ago
oh, how i'll miss cruel...
7 years ago
now what?
7 years ago
okay, i just looked up the bans...what does "testing" mean?
7 years ago
what a fucking killer...
7 years ago
ya,that aint a mako,its a tigershark,get it right retard
7 years ago
are you kidding?
7 years ago
its not a seagull either
7 years ago
more like guillemot
7 years ago
Whatever it is...it's one less anoying, loud-ass bird that tries to shit on your head to worry about.
7 years ago
its supposed to be good luck that
7 years ago
Haha, innit? Probably explains a few things...because in close to three decades of living in Cornwall (where there are more seagulls than people) I have never once received a direct hit - just a few near-misses. I feel luckier for not having been hit by Pterodactyl shit tbh.
7 years ago
sucks you pussies can't have guns, it would be so fun to empty a box of shells taking those fucking flying rats down
7 years ago
Can take them out with air rifles
7 years ago
but air guns are not as fun as shotguns or even a .22
7 years ago
shotguns can only be so much fun , they dont require any skill. air rifles need skill to be shoting birds
7 years ago
fries...I actually shot down a sparrow mid-flight with an air rifle as a kid. I felt pretty bad (but also rather accomplished).

And dubya...it's great fun to get a gull to eat bicarb...and watch them explode as they fly off (I've never done that)
7 years ago
sure you haven't cruel
and since when does a shotgun not require skill? its just funner cause they cause more damage. i used to hit birds with my red rider bb gun when i was a kid but i graduated to real guns when i grew up
7 years ago
a 12 gauge shotgun only needs to be aimed in a rough direction to gain a hit , how is that a skill
7 years ago
For once, fries is making valid points.
7 years ago
thanks cruel but my points are always valid
7 years ago
So really what that means is that fries is being stupid? Ok got it, thanks triplechins
7 years ago
no he's not, you both don't know what you are talking about. to hit a moving bird at 60 yard requires a little more than aiming in a rough direction, not to mention hitting two more birds at equal distance and in evasive maneuvers (max limit is three shells in the gun for hunting)

trying to hit birds with a child's toy is just a waste of ammo
7 years ago
What a puzzler...is it easier to shoot a bird with a firearm that sprays countless projectiles in a concentrated pattern...or an air rifle with one pellet at a time? If the said bird is within the shotgun's range...guess which is gonna be easier?

'The typical use of a shotgun is against small and/or fast moving targets, often taken while in the air. The spreading of the shot allows the user to point the shotgun close to the target, rather than having to aim precisely as in the case of a single projectile.'

Hmmm. You idiot.
7 years ago
ffs ... whats the shot spread for a 12 gauge over distances ? now talk about hittin a bird with a single pellet.. takes skill if you ask me
7 years ago
Amen...fries and cruel have some unity...aww my 'Mucho birthday bro'
7 years ago
would explain why the american army use so much fire power to take out just 1 insurgent
7 years ago
'friendly fire' ftw!
7 years ago
you are the idiots, i never said using a shotgun was harder, i said it was funner. then you said using a shotgun takes no skill which was another idiot statement that i corrected you on

plus you two are gayer than you've ever been right now buddying up like that
7 years ago
i never denied that its fun but that can only last so long. should be more about skill
7 years ago
and to that i say using a child's toy isn't skill, its a waste of ammo. like trying to snipe with a handgun. just cause you only get pretend guns and don't have the option to get the tool you need to do the job that doesn't mean you can justify having to use your toy by saying it takes more skill
7 years ago
yea its a terrible waste of ammo you tard... 5 mm pellets are so expensive
7 years ago
when you have a $1000 a week drug habit then everything is expensive
7 years ago
Ummm...dubya? We CAN get actual firearms in the UK you realise?
7 years ago
i couldn't care less what you can or can't get and i'm playing on the old stereotype of the UK not being allowed guns just to work fries up. nevertheless, you wouldn't be able to legally shoot them in a city or crowded area unlike out in the country so it wouldn't matter anyway if you did have a shotgun
7 years ago
i bet he got real worked up from that gem...
7 years ago
can you all manage without my pearls of wisdom for the next 6hrs ? ive gottas go to work now
7 years ago
we'll try fries, i think elpiss can manage enough selfpwns to keep the fail count up until you get back
7 years ago
The spread from a shotgun depends entirely on the choke used.
7 years ago
I don't think fries or Cruel have seen shooting.

You need to know how to shoot before you can even skeet shoot. You need to know how to aim, which is your dominant eye, where is your target going to be...?
7 years ago
Although hitting a bird with an air rifle is more impressive.
7 years ago
When I jerk off, I can USUALLY hit the towel...as long as it's not moving.
7 years ago
thank god, someone that actually knows something about a gun that isn't a toy. i wasn't going to waste my time with the choke and spread shit cause i knew it would go right over their heads
7 years ago
but its funner, sporty, to try and hit things that are moving. like small animals and children or a surprise bukkake on your woman or other unsuspecting females
7 years ago
nothing says 'i love you' like a warm shot of dna to the face
7 years ago
lol
7 years ago
I fired many guns in the US - including a .357 magnum, a Russian sniper rifle, and an AK-47.
7 years ago
Fries 7 hours ago ,"whats the shot spread for a 12 gauge over distances ?"

i didnt claim to know i was asking.
7 years ago
i know very little about guns but i do know whats relative.. bunch of moronic tits... except you cruel
7 years ago
It is illegal to shoot seagulls in the US.
7 years ago
I believe the same is true here kirk, right fries??

What a nonsensical rule...seagulls are annoying cunts...and agrressive parasites here too.
7 years ago
is it technically illegal to kill any bird in the UK without a proper licience ...
7 years ago
What model .357 do you have cruel?
7 years ago
i do know some idiots up the road keep feeding a flock of feral flying rats. im gonna go put a load of rat poison down one day
7 years ago
God damn! I hate idiots feeding those vermin. Holiday makers come down here every season and feed those Pteradons up...then get all shocked when they swoop down and steal their ice creams.
7 years ago
I think it is also illegal to feed them. They are protected birds because they are garbage eaters, so the Feds think they "help".
7 years ago
They're aggressive and dirty cunts here. I did feel bad when I hit one with a rock a few years back though...it was hovering at a perfect height of like 20 feet. Had to try...and pow!

*errrk*
7 years ago
...fucking 'sea'gulls...not 'towngulls'. Don't they know what they should do? They should catch fish.
7 years ago
A seagull wouldnt be too hard to miss at 20 feet , the things are big enough... depends though on what type of shot you were useing. was it a single or multiple type projectile ?
7 years ago
It was a fucking rock fries
7 years ago
ah right.... it was kind of a dig at the argument we had earlier Sporty
7 years ago
ok ok...well he was using a full choke
7 years ago
I say rock...more a 'big stone'. I mean...you gotta use something a bit substantial...coz I've seen a Cornish gull close-up, and they're not small.
7 years ago
...and I dunno what type sporty...I just know I couldn't seem to hit a tin can with it...but enjoyed it nonetheless...only got ten round with it. AK was fun too...if totally impossible to hit shit with either.
7 years ago
embed a fish hook in a piece of bread then jerk them out of the sky when they fly away
7 years ago
this is what happens when your roomate uses your pc.....
7 years ago
dont taunt the banned
7 years ago
The Germans never win.
7 years ago
...except at losing wars...they're great at that.


Oh, and never apologising for their actions...do you realise the mofockers have only been around for a little over a century as a 'country' too?
7 years ago
BAM!
7 years ago
that bam was for tool, i don't know what the fuck cruel is rambling on about again
7 years ago
try swallowing a history book instead of cum wads for a change then
7 years ago
KAPOW!
7 years ago
that's not what i meant dumbass, i mean you are sounding like a retarded attention whore and spamming babbling nonsense, shut the fuck up
7 years ago
Ummm, no...you fucking little bitch. Go put your nurse's outfit back on, and let the site fuck you up the ass
7 years ago
...again
7 years ago
That's what I ment Cruel. They never win.
7 years ago
I know...I was totally being a cheeseball, and rehashing your joke...hmm.
7 years ago
Alright, I'm outa here for now. Goin to the store to get the wife something for brunch.
7 years ago
you're a fucking moron cruel. where do you get this stupid shot you make up? mimicking dik doesn't make you cool it makes up annoying like him and you are starting to sound like elpiss with all your rambling nonsense shit. seriously calm your ass down. has the people here got you so ruffled up you've lost it or what?
7 years ago
*stupid shit
7 years ago
The last person on God's Green Earth I would ever mimic is that shitstain...but in reference to your 'lost it' remark...you should re-read that whole post...because it seemed to be replete with fail and ruffles.
7 years ago
'You try too hard Cruel'

Been doing it here for nearly half a decade...gotta be good to try hard at something, doesn't it?

(Flipping burgers does take it out of me some days alas)
7 years ago
dwill acuses people of being spammy when hes the first boring spam whore around here... stfu for a change you sweaty hairy balls sucker
7 years ago
must be a pretty sad life behind the computer all day
7 years ago
and elpiss accused people of being gay when he is the most cock sucking butthurt asshole around here... stfu for a change you burned out drug addict
7 years ago
i get paid to sit behind this computer and make fun of you all day, then i go home and actually have a real life with real friends and real family instead of pretending that sucking cock for drugs is having a life
7 years ago
to make fun of someone you to say something funny or at least witty about the other person... you repeat the same retarded shit everyday in all the threads... no imagination, no intelligence in yopure monkey brain what so ever. dumbass
7 years ago
^ that needs no response other than thank you for validating mine and everyone's claim that you are a burned out retard
7 years ago
Crack dreams don't count as imagination elchris.
7 years ago
tyrone, what was with the speaking in 3rd person shit? i remember it was stupid as hell
7 years ago
I was being obnoxious. Not much has changed
7 years ago
But still not as dumb as trying crack
7 years ago
I've smoked crack a few times...feels great for about 20 minutes, then you feel all depressed you just wasted $70...then you want some more.

Meh. I'm sticking with pot.
7 years ago
oh hi cruel
7 years ago
i guess you can't respond because you're banned aaaaahahahahaha suck it!
7 years ago
pwned
7 years ago
And I know that dik will miss him most of all...
7 years ago
is that the ultimate pwned dik?
why use a term for 18 year olds dik?
PWN3D
7 years ago
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