points: 1

Pencil Test

NSFW

No shit, I could have told you that.

featuredfail

by DevilBlunt1989

submitted April 20th 2010

169 comments
what do you think? let everyone know!
tagged:
votes:
muchoworthytr_willk
not muchoworthy
comments (169)
Its because you look like a man.
7 years ago
I bet she could hide a can of tuna under each one.
7 years ago
the kid would have found your nipple if they werent pointing at your belly button. No shit you fail the pencil test
7 years ago
I can do the Pencil Test with my balls.
7 years ago
You can do the pencil test with your dads' balls.
7 years ago
And what about the chick that can hold bowling balls? She must have really awful tits.
7 years ago
Fuck
7 years ago
*translates to "i'm sorry i'm 5 or 10 years older than most of you, but after further review, my point is still moot"
7 years ago
possum, master of drivel
7 years ago
I don't remember being here last night. As a matter of fact, I'm still a little drunk.
7 years ago
hehe
7 years ago
why so serious ... I'd fuck here
7 years ago
what , right here ?
7 years ago
how about a magic trick? i'm gonna make this pencil disappear...
7 years ago
i have a magic trick where my balls disappear in your mouth
7 years ago
ta da
7 years ago
you're such a raging homo
7 years ago
if forcing my genitals in your mouth makes me gay then book me 2 tickets to elton john and put on your best jammies
7 years ago
you wanna take me to see elton john? that's kinda sweet, but i'm STRAIGHT.
7 years ago
lol
7 years ago
not after 20 minutes in a public restroom with me you won't be
7 years ago
no, scarred for life and asexual is what i would be after that.
7 years ago
That's ass sexual.
7 years ago
ding ding ding!!
7 years ago
lol tag!
7 years ago
Her left breast is less fail then the right one, that's for sure..
7 years ago
a bigger fail is wasting time filming some ugly bitch with yuck tits gab about shit nobody cares about, if somebody gave me money and permission to film a chick topless the last thing i'd do is search out an ugly chick with bad tits
7 years ago
who are you talking to?
7 years ago
its a general comment directed at the video, bird
7 years ago
strange, cuz the first sentence makes it sound like you were replying to something.
why use a comparative if you're not relating to anything outside your own post?

be honest, that there was one solid reply fail.
7 years ago
at the end of the video she says "my breasts fail" as in fail the pencil test. that is where i pick up my comment at, dumbass
7 years ago
knew it!
7 years ago
why would you defend yourself like that if it wasn't a reply fail?
7 years ago
LAWYER'D!!
7 years ago
oh and thanks, for the name calling, i always appreciate that.
7 years ago
why would you react so drastically after i already proved my point if you hadn't made a fool of yourself
7 years ago
DUMBASS!!!






*pats the bird on the head*
7 years ago
maybe you should watch the video next time before accusing someone of a reply fail especially when there is no other comments that i would have been replying to
7 years ago
i call it like i see it. hi sporty you douchebag!
7 years ago
I was calling mr. seagull a dumbass since he says he appreciates so much.
7 years ago
would fit as a reply to either crash's or alex' comment
7 years ago
which i'm still convinced it was supposed to be.
7 years ago
sorry, i didn't separate. i was responding to the bird bitching about me calling him names in my first sentence and in my second sentence i was saying hi to you and calling you a douchebag
7 years ago
i didn't even read any of the other comments on this post but you can think what you want, i don't give a fuck. but it still makes you a dumbass
7 years ago
logical fallacy, you're doing it right
7 years ago
I think you're both a couple of booger eaters.



*runs away to get another beer*
7 years ago
i only eat my boogers when i've done some sort of snorty drug.

dubs puts his on his kids PBJ's though.
they call it the "salty chunky".
7 years ago
*gack*
7 years ago
yeah, you are sick bird. and if i had reply fail i would have just said. just like every other time. i'm not a poser and you know it, nice try though... buddy
7 years ago
i figured it was worth to try... a lesser man might have caved in.

good show, old sport.

now go serve those boogersandwiches!
7 years ago
trolling bird watch out
7 years ago
to give you guys a hint, i would pass the pencil test.
7 years ago
Prove it.
7 years ago
I was chatting up a bird lastnight, left her for a few minutes & the bitch had the audacity to ask me if I could remember her name.

Who who the fuck pays attention to names when you can see hefty cleavage?

Anyway, Soah...boobs!
7 years ago
oranje loves trannies
7 years ago
we now know why OJ can only score with ugly bitches
7 years ago
maybe soah has 12 year old bumps
7 years ago
Having banal conversation w/ a woman and OJ gets excited enough to tell mucho. good job doing something most of us do daily
7 years ago
I second the motion for Soah to show some boobies. All in favor?
7 years ago
Why did she even try?
7 years ago
self empowerment or some stupid bs like that
7 years ago
i seriously doubt any normal woman could pass this test
7 years ago
hahahahahahaha........hahahahaha.

your sex life must be so goddamn pitiable if you honestly mean that.
7 years ago
dik says: "waddaya mean non-saggy? you talking crazy!!"
7 years ago
lol^
7 years ago
Any chick with more than a C cup couldn't
7 years ago
they're supposed to be like that though.
7 years ago
have you guys seen a woman naked?
7 years ago
unless she has tiny breasts i dont think its possible?
7 years ago
I did one time.
7 years ago
I dated a girl with implants the size of grapefruits that didn't sag in the least...she couldn't even hold air under those puppies
7 years ago
implants are not attractive to me
7 years ago
me either...but they were fun to play with a few times
7 years ago
the best fucks ive ever had have all been from women with saggy tits
7 years ago
My wife has saggy tits...and we had great sex...before we got married!
7 years ago
my wife had saggy boobs also...mind-numbing sex also...

brofists sporty now

no homo
7 years ago
And on that note...I'm going to curl up next to ST now....night mucho
7 years ago
I've been with girls in their early twenties who would've been able to. Not saggy, just big natties
7 years ago
15 minutes to post time?

*facepaw
7 years ago
@ zeke..."would've been able to" ...what?
7 years ago
I never tested it, but I'm confident they could.
7 years ago
From now on I'm going to have to make them do the test.
7 years ago
*puts zeke on full ignore status
7 years ago
really? why?
7 years ago
possum has nearly 100 hours of hardcore sex with "the wife" on videotape, fact...
7 years ago
i defy any of you fags to prove it
7 years ago
Post it!
7 years ago
*waits
7 years ago
ok, just testing poss, looks like your ignore button is working
7 years ago
sorry, no...she was a schoolteacher in a small midwestern town...she was also a nympho(in private at least)...she also has immediate family that A) hates my guts, and B) would like to see me dead...
7 years ago
aww, fuck
7 years ago
seagul said in the chatroom that hes fucked 2 separate hot chicks with big natural breasts and gave them both the pencil test and they both passed..........
7 years ago
of course my bullshit meter went mental
7 years ago
*cues up Video #4-a...from March, 1995...
7 years ago
thats not even remotely what i said, i'm not gonna bother anymore though...
7 years ago
effing germans
7 years ago
seagul thats exactly what you said
7 years ago
not one but 2 girls..big real breasts you did the pencil test..both passed...that's what you said
7 years ago
hahahaha, lollercoaster, you know perfectly well what i said....
7 years ago
go troll someone else now, old man
7 years ago
are you threatening me?
7 years ago
are you seriously denying that?? yak was there
7 years ago
i wasnt even talking to you
7 years ago
yak would never lie
7 years ago
go
7 years ago
troll
7 years ago
someone
7 years ago
else
7 years ago
!!!
7 years ago
holy shit, that comment count, it's






OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
7 years ago
if you mean me simpleton ..i'll decide what i do
7 years ago
get with the pics hitler or i'll pwn you more
7 years ago
more?

buahahahahahaha.
7 years ago
what pics?
7 years ago
i hate bullshit seagul..and you're too old to be lying about pussy
7 years ago
so whats up the the possum sex vids?
7 years ago
dik, your inability to handle the truth or just read back what i've said does not make me a liar. i'm still not bothering with the deliberate changes you made to my story, but don't call me a liar, cuz i'm not.
7 years ago
in fact, i don't think i ever lied about anything personal on mucho.
7 years ago
her face failed!
7 years ago
deja> sigh.... 90 more min :(
[23:36] <dik> BULLSHIT
[23:36] <yak> seagull dates tweens
[23:36] <dik> the only way is if their breasts are tiny
[23:37] <dik> thats it
[23:37] <dik> its fucking physics
[23:37] <Mr_Seagull> first one was from 19- 23 second one from 24 - 26, they were prolly oo young to be saggy
[23:37] <dik> seagulll youre literally lying
[23:37] <Mr_Seagull> and it were c cups
[23:37] <Mr_Seagull> both of em
[23:37] <dik> its not possible
[23:37] <Mr_Seagull> im literally not
7 years ago
whoa reply fail
7 years ago
guilty
7 years ago
how do you still have that? did you save it.
7 years ago
haha
7 years ago
it was only a little while ago
7 years ago
okay, there we have the c cups, now find the part where i put the big in quotation marks and the part where i said they did it themselves after reading about it somewhere and then see how that correaltes with all the bullshit you spewed up there.
7 years ago
all hail the king of trolls!
7 years ago
i seriously wish your kid dies in a car accident.

soon.
7 years ago
point is he said he did the "pencil yest" with 2 chicks which was a lie ..then denied it which was another lie
7 years ago
*test
7 years ago
you wish dik jr dies in a car accident?
7 years ago
because i caught you in a lie and proved it you want dik jr to die?
7 years ago
what lie? caught how? i just want you to experience intense pain because i dont like you, and trolling me with some outrageous accusations is not helping with that.
7 years ago
and i said they did the testing themselves, you cant even read back the stuff i said, you gigantic moron.
7 years ago
that's it, i'm through with you. you're blacklisted again.
7 years ago
and how the fuck did you prove anything? by using words over the internet? your retardation and delusions know no bounds, do they?
7 years ago
look helmut..you said you gave 2 separate chicks the pencil test... 2 separate chicks...both you said you were fucking...then you denied saying that..then i went into my chat logs and proved you did...what's complicated here?
7 years ago
now you want dik jr to die...thats pretty extravagant
7 years ago
no dik, i said they did the testing. go, look it up. those were my friggin ex girlfriends, i even told you how long we've been together. believe me, people in regular relationships do way sillier things than that. i'm not surprised you don't know about that.
7 years ago
hey, both of them measured my dick too!
7 years ago
so you had two girls at once?
7 years ago
yes blunt, that is exactly what i was saying.

they names were zoe saldana and michelle trachtenberg.

you went to the same illiterate classes as dik, huh`?
7 years ago
thier*
7 years ago
oh fuck me!!!!
7 years ago
back to the original lie adolf...no way two women with larger breasts than me would pass that stupid fucking test
7 years ago
now we're just running in circles, dik.
7 years ago
im just sitting here ..seems like you're running in circles to me
7 years ago
lol.....
7 years ago
ZZZzzzZZZ...

are we done?
7 years ago
you lied..you know it..you lied to try to cover up your lies ..then tried to act like you weren't lying which in a way is another lie
7 years ago
dont start bird.
7 years ago
god you lie a lot
7 years ago
gentleman calm yourselves.
7 years ago
and dik is off to the next round
7 years ago
seems like you're the one running
7 years ago
i'm calm..i don't want to say i've seen a lot of breasts but i've seen a lot of breasts and every natural breast i've ever seen besides a tiny one could hold a pencil
7 years ago
pretty sure i can do it
7 years ago
as i said hours ago, maybe the difference is that i have seen breasts of under 50 yr olds....

good night dik, i made my point a friggin million times now, you can call me a liar, demand pics of my exes or whatever else, nothing won't change the fact that i seem to have had way nicer boobies in my life than you.
7 years ago
in fact i'd even go so far as to say it's abnormal/impossible
7 years ago
i don't know if you've seen nicer boobs than me but..i know boobs..and you're lying about them
7 years ago
on another note, how did you do it seagull.
7 years ago
keep telling yourself that.

bye dik
7 years ago
also i think its way out of line to bring people's kids into it!
7 years ago
low blow!
7 years ago
bird trolling complete. how many special Olympics has he been in?
7 years ago
I pass the pencil test :/ I bet twobit fails, she's young and has big tits but I bet those puppies can hold up a pencil
7 years ago
alot of very nice conversations here pupils.:Pé
7 years ago
Anyone know what this is from?
7 years ago
so much ownage in these comments
4 years ago
recover password
most discussed