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Cupcake Choking

Be careful drums.

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by DevilBlunt1989

submitted April 18th 2010

58 comments
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8 years ago
whats a twing?
8 years ago
I know its past your bedtime, DouchebagDoctor, but your fail is enough for me.
8 years ago
DD has some good drugs.
8 years ago
Anyone remember back when Mucho didn't suck? Like, before all of these stupid fucking ads?
8 years ago
Yeah, before your stupid faggot ass showed up.
8 years ago
Hi Hank, did you miss me?
Don't worry, your aim will get better some day.
8 years ago
FakeAssN is correct though
8 years ago
My mucho is setup so it looks like it did when I signed up. Even fewer ads, in fact.
8 years ago
hows that then ? this place is riddled with ads
8 years ago
Firefox addons.
8 years ago
I browse mostly over a remote desktop connection so if there were more ads, especially animated ones, I'd be fucked.
8 years ago
hahahaha dumb bitch. so did she die she fucked her head up pretty good hahah.


this mademy night.
8 years ago
She lived, I cleared her throat with my dick.
8 years ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
8 years ago
beezy i dont think a toothpick would help very much in this case...
8 years ago
He jammed it 30 times.
8 years ago
LOLZ
8 years ago
World's worst Heimlich maneuver giver.
8 years ago
along with the World's worst friends
8 years ago
he got a quick tit grope in there too , i see nothing wrong with that hiemlich
8 years ago
"She's choking, give her CPR."

I do not want that bitch around me when if I ever choke.
8 years ago
hahahaha...
8 years ago
I once choked on some food, it was not fun and I was all by myself, could of fucking died man
8 years ago
Why does that not surprise me? Seriously, man, chew your food.
8 years ago
post the video and dont forget the sign,blubsave
8 years ago
did you know that more women die from choking than men do? because when women start to feel they are joking they try to go to somewhere more private because they are embarrassed. statistical and psychological fact.
8 years ago
i find joking to be really easy
8 years ago
ch-oh-king
8 years ago
I personally have never eaten so much so fast that I cocked myself.
8 years ago
We-ea-sel
8 years ago
lol, first women dying of "joking" then OJ is "cocking" himself. this thread is pure gold, like a madlibs or something
8 years ago
Bu-ud-dy
8 years ago
Pauly Shore is dead. lets keep it that way
8 years ago
Yak started it.
8 years ago
AIDs?
8 years ago
acute career failure.
there's no known cure
8 years ago
That was my first thought, yak when you said more women die of choking. This girl wouldn't even say anything until it was too late. hoping some water would do the trick and save her some embarrassment. The sooner women stop being so embarrassed about things like this or masturbation or whatever, the sooner they will achieve something resembling actual equality. vanity is holding women back more than anything
8 years ago
Don't forget the fact that they are the lesser sex..
8 years ago
And they can't do math or drive.
8 years ago
Or use the toilet properly.
Always leaving the seat down. Bunch of animals
8 years ago
hahaha
8 years ago
The smash of the head on the counter elicited genuine lols.
8 years ago
"friends"...
8 years ago
"She should have more water"

Yeah, I really want that guy around when I'm in trouble.
8 years ago
She will never make it in the porn industry.
8 years ago
Did she die?
8 years ago
i call dibs on the body
8 years ago
I call dibs on the cupcake lodged in her esophagus.
8 years ago
She should have masterbated at that very moment.
8 years ago
haha
8 years ago
I know I was.
8 years ago
haaahaaaahaha
8 years ago
Didn't one fucking dumbass think to pick up the cupcakes before she hurled all over them?
8 years ago
Haha! Thud! I got choked out once and i thought i was on the magic carpet with jasmine...
8 years ago
Lay off the acid, son
8 years ago
*blames adams again
8 years ago
So any news story that details what ended up happening?
8 years ago
recover password
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