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The Tale of The Wisdom Teeth and the Unicorn

I think the Jesus Christ rap pretty much is the icing on the cake for this.

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by yak

submitted April 17th 2010

42 comments
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comments (42)
this bitch is whack, the drugs haven't even kicked in yet she's just that crazy with a terrible speech impediment :(
8 years ago
she could be a ritard and she still wouldnt want your fat taco eating ass crawling on her
8 years ago
haaaaahahaha, drums is fat
8 years ago
Anyone got her phone number? She sounds like she could be a blast at a party.
8 years ago
whatever she's had, i want the same.
8 years ago
cock...
8 years ago
You asked for it.
8 years ago
thats some erratic heartbeat, she prolly died
8 years ago
They float away to the land of the Aids?
8 years ago
...that doesn't sound very magical
8 years ago
She must be refering to Africa.
8 years ago
And that was taken before the drugs went into affect!
8 years ago
I kept all 4 wisdom teeth and then I grew an extra one. I don't understand why people's jaws are so fucking small.
8 years ago
I only had three removed. The fourth one never grew.
8 years ago
I bet Rothlisburger could have sex with this one, and get away with it too.
8 years ago
I would.
8 years ago
That's pretty much a given
8 years ago
Effects of sodium thiopental only last about 5-10 minutes, so you have to work fast.
8 years ago
For Oranje, that also is a givin.
8 years ago
Seems to be a connection between flat chested chicks and being religious.
8 years ago
Why would she fly to the land of the blueberries and eat onions and mushrooms all day?
8 years ago
A. She's currently under the influence of a rapid-onset, short-acting barbiturate general anaesthetic.

B. "Side effects include headache, emergence delirium, prolonged somnolence, and nausea. Injection of sodium thiopental is followed instantly by an odor or taste sensation, sometimes described as being similar to onions"

C. Honestly, who doesn't like blueberries?
8 years ago
That all sounded smart and stuff... But if I was in the land of blueberries, I would eat blueberries, not onions and mushrooms...
8 years ago
Man, blueberries run everything in the land of the blueberries. You better ask somebody.
8 years ago
eating your house would get old after awhile..
8 years ago
If fries lived in the land of french fries, I think he would be homeless... Just sayin'..

Before OJ corrects me.. *chips*
8 years ago
*french fried taters. MM-HMM.
8 years ago
Reckon I'll have me some of the big 'uns.
8 years ago
take back my 2minutes of my life!!!
so-so. not BOOOM
8 years ago
boom!
8 years ago
boom?
8 years ago
kerpow!
8 years ago
blammy?
8 years ago
schwing!
8 years ago
bedazzle
8 years ago
WANK!!
8 years ago
wank?
8 years ago
http://ken-jennings.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/wank.jpg
8 years ago
WANK!!
8 years ago
come on sporty, seagal doesn't need us anymore. he can continue this bit of back and forth banter all by himself now
8 years ago
SPROIOIOING!!
8 years ago
lmao@dw
8 years ago