points: -2

Stupid norwegian blonde

she`s a quick learner

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by Asparfum

submitted April 15th 2010

51 comments
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comments (51)
Im not reading all this.
8 years ago
compression artifacts make the subs unreadable,
vid fail deluxe!
8 years ago
It helps if you keep pausing it, but it still doesn't make much sense. The translation is a little fucked up. She still seems fucking stupid though.
8 years ago
omfg how hard is it to understand that the processor is inside the computer fucking stupid whore
8 years ago
I hate the voice of that host.


From 0:37

Man : Your job is to change the processor, thats it there.
Chick : That little thing there? Where does it go? Is it behind?
Man : Thats inside the computer.
Chick : But is that behind?
Man : Inside.
Chick : But inside doesn't tell me anything, it doesn't tell me anything! Is that behind!?
Man : Inside means on the inside! Look, this is in front of me, this is behind me, this is up and this is down...
Chick : But is that in the front or the back!?
Man : This is my stomach, its on my inside.
Chick : Thats it im out of here.
8 years ago
Then she has the same conversation with nerd #2 and complains about the complicated nerd language they use.

Later he tries to explain her that the screen she looks at is just a monitor, while the "box" is actually the computer.....she doesn't believe him.

Nerd2 : That box is the computer!
Chick : But the box isn't near the computer at all! Its just a box! Don't call it a computer call it a box!
Nerd2 : But that's really the computer..
Chick : That's not what i asked
Nerd2 : Have an open mind and this will go easier
Chick : That's it, i can't take this anymore
8 years ago
Then she runs around complaining about how stupid the nerds are and how they can't explain things simply so that normal people can understand.

Yes i was bored.
And i have no life.
And im gay.
8 years ago
did tools fuck your mouth-hole yet?
8 years ago
No, he's still saving for a ticket to fly me over
8 years ago
Was she a hooker?
8 years ago
A princess.
8 years ago
cant top that
8 years ago
guess times are tough for everyone these days
8 years ago
They may not be the smartest women on earth, but they know their handy work.
8 years ago
this is how most of the girls are in Scandinavia (except Finland)
8 years ago
haha! - i fucking KNEW you were actually a finn, you non-swede finn-type paranoid schizophrenic!
8 years ago
I'd stick my CPU in her box.
8 years ago
If that fatty had any fucking brains he would have given her step by step instructions on how to suck his dick and then changed the processor himself.
8 years ago
i wouldn't recommend someone changing out the processor without know what they are doing. especially if they are as dumb as this bitch. i'll do it for you for $50 an hour, three hour minimum (it only takes about 10 mins to change one if you got all the parts and tools on hand)
8 years ago
Yeah, I've done it twice, it's as easy as changing a lightbulb.
6 years ago
What the fuck are you doing back here?
6 years ago
makodragon is just jumping into a two year old conversation that dw was having with himself...
6 years ago
LMAO!!!
6 years ago
Sabine Schmitz is on Top Gear again. She is one hot fucking kraut
8 years ago
just like me
8 years ago
only got your word on that one
8 years ago
http://i44.tinypic.com/und7b.jpg

no sign, fake.

that's really me though.
8 years ago
thats my job application pic, got me another interview tomorrow.
8 years ago
that could be any nerdy german looking guy, i say liar again! :)
8 years ago
nerdy german looking guy? shut the fuck up, dr. beardfacé!!

and it is me, the signed mucho pic to back me up will follow....some day.
8 years ago
special bonus:

http://de.tinypic.com/view.php?pic=5ags49&s=4
8 years ago
hahaha, yay for scrubs reference!

and i'm back to the stache now thank you very much! yeah, someday i will make a toolman style vid and if nothing else my .50 cal video will come soon hopefully *crosses fingers*
8 years ago
four eyed poopydick muncher
8 years ago
you get to call me names when i've seen a pic of you, cheekynob.
8 years ago
Was that in Munich?
8 years ago
nah, carnival in cologne, theres not much carnival going on in bavaria. but you're right, it was an oktoberfest style beer tent where the pics were taken.
8 years ago
I'M FUCKING GORGEOUS!!
8 years ago
You're one skinny lederhosen wearing sunbed thief.
8 years ago
& you put pictures on your CV?
8 years ago
Ever tempted to send in a joke application with goatse, or even cheeky?
8 years ago
it's pretty much the norm to do that over here, leaving it out is bad style.

whats a sunbed thief?
8 years ago
there's cheeky pics? where?
8 years ago
sad note: i am most likely related to

A) most of these idiots
B) and also Persona
8 years ago
perfectly acceptable justification for suicide
8 years ago
...and even plants might be a 2nd or 3rd cousin :(

...and the less said aboot elchris, the better...

oh...oh god...

*runs out into traffic
8 years ago
funny story about road kill, the local bbq restaurant has 'creamed possum with coon fat gravy' on its menu as a joke.

damn... now i want bbq, they place is fucking awesome too
8 years ago
*that place
8 years ago
*eats an after dinner mint, and splodes all over Meaning Of Life"
8 years ago
serious hungry now - brb
8 years ago
Men are too patient. Someone has to stop worrying about her feelings and just tell her "You are an idiot and you are annoying"
8 years ago
LL ?
3 years ago
recover password
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