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Poledancer

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She can only do that trick once.

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by Mako

submitted April 14th 2010

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A screen from Cannibal Holocaust, how very edgy.
8 years ago
that movie suckded
8 years ago
*Cannibal Ferox
8 years ago
oh fuck, my bad
8 years ago
the turtle slaying...favorite part
8 years ago
Cannibal Lolocaust sucked.

There's been QUITE a few great foreign horror/gore film releases in the past few years.
8 years ago
uhm, you know its almost 30 yrs old, right?
8 years ago
Right. And I appreciate older movies...I think some of the best horror movies are about that old. Ex: Rosemary's Baby, old Texas Chainsaw, old Dawn of the dead.

I'm all for gore and splatter, and b movies, and everything inbetween, I just didn't love Cannibal Holocaust.

Lols, ever seen "I Spit On Your Grave?" Best scene ever produced in cinema, in which a man fucks a lamb and slits its throat.

As for new movies I'd reccomend checking out, the French A l'interieru (Inside) [One of the more fucked up, and genuinely disturbing movies of the past few years], Splinter, Tokyo Gore Police, Haute Tension (High Tension) [nice early Wes Craven homage], The "Mother of Tears" trilogy has some uber brutal gore.


8 years ago
i like disney cartoons.
8 years ago
and sparkles and ponies and fat dicks?
8 years ago
Most of those movies sucked. Inside was really good though.
8 years ago
uh oh
8 years ago
dammit sporty , again with the new avvy?

noobxforxnoob: i'm not in the mood, go bug someone else.
8 years ago
Awe, cheer up Mr. Grumpy! I'll send you naked pictures of my ex if that'll help :(
8 years ago
No one wants to see him naked.
8 years ago
haha
8 years ago
You're the boss, but I'd say it makes you seem like an awful big queermelt saying no to tits and a cunt :D
8 years ago
a queermelt? How about a nice cup of "Shut the Fuck up"?
8 years ago
Tits & cunts are as common on the internet as sodomy in a church.
8 years ago
I miss the church...
8 years ago
no one fucks a lamb in I Spit on Your Grave shit for brains
8 years ago
and Haute Tension sucked donkey balls
8 years ago
Splinter??? Seriously???
8 years ago
(I'm turning into dik)
8 years ago
Wait a minute zeke...I thought fries fucked a lamb in I Spit on Your Grave...or at least while watching it.
8 years ago
maybe while watching it...that i wouldn't know
8 years ago
Your correct, wrong movie. The movie was Island of Death. And it's a goat being fucked, not a lamb :D
8 years ago
It's "you're"...and who doesn't fuck goats? I mean come on...
8 years ago
You're correcting grammar on the internet? On MS nonetheless?
What's next, correcting....SPELLING?

Oh sickburn.
8 years ago
well at least ya got "you're" right...
8 years ago
i approve of sporty's new avatar
8 years ago
thank you dubs!
8 years ago
you were close shit for brains, seagal does love to sparkle like a gay vampire and who doesn't like ponies? but he likes long dicks better than fat dicks. easier to swallow that way
8 years ago
oh, look at who's still butt hurt over selmas missing dick. and you got it both wrong. it's sparkling pony dick actually.
put a geriatric in a zardoz costume on the back and i'm sold.
8 years ago
wtf? oh you mean the comment about salma not having a dick. lol, i forgot about that. fuck you anyway!

pony dick? *sings*
look at my horse, my horse is amazing
give it a lick, mmmm tastes just like raisins
with a stroke of its mane, it turns into a plane
and then back again, when you tug on its winkie
ewwww that's dirty, do ya think so?
guess i better not show you were the lemonade is made...
8 years ago
^looks and smells like a hankyrap to me
8 years ago
thats cuz you're clueless and can't remember something even if it was posted on mucho not too long ago. lay off the drugs, mayn!
8 years ago
here poss: http://www.muchosucko.com/show/my_amazing_horse-66063/

don't set it to loop if you are fucked up or you may never come out of it
8 years ago
How the fuck do you guys remember that shit?
8 years ago
I IZ GOT TEH BRAINPOWER OF AWESOME REMEMBERANCE!!
8 years ago
The last thing I remember is when I was struggling to remember what happened before I started trying to remember stuff.
8 years ago
i have the whole song memorized, i can just do that with some things. i have 'what's it gonna be?' memorized as well. another catchy instant classic
8 years ago
but i can't remember important stuff like peoples names or what i did yesterday or the time and day when i did do something
8 years ago
...or what I had for breakfast
8 years ago
Memories are for fags.
8 years ago
i reluctantly find myself agreeing with oj
8 years ago
i can't even remember if i ate breakfast... or supper for that matter
8 years ago
second breakfast, elevensies, afternoon tea?
8 years ago
FOURTH MEAL
8 years ago
supper, dinner?
8 years ago
4th?

Breakfast
Dinner
Tea

Anything is is just snaking. It's the constant snacking which makes you guys obese.
8 years ago
else*
8 years ago
^dont you start on that supper/dinner thingy, sport...i've lost friends over this
8 years ago
i eat about twice a day and use supper and dinner interchangeably
8 years ago
It's dinner unless you're at a church eating baked beans and corn bread or spaghetti
8 years ago
Dinners & teas are like the same thing. Both are/should be, full proper meals, just at different times.
8 years ago
<Southern boy here. It's all about the supper!
8 years ago
i guess supper is more homemade or family oriented where dinner is fancy or eating out. i don't know, this is the first time i have put any thought into it and have little interest in differentiating between the two
8 years ago
cannibal holocaust, its a bike saddle, make-up and a prop pole in her mouth. saw the movie yrs ago, still have nightmares about it sometimes.
8 years ago
too slow
8 years ago
had a nightmare featuring my dead wife last night, steven...wanna trade?
8 years ago
idk, was she hot? does she put out in those dreams?
8 years ago
she still puts out, but she's pretty cold these days
8 years ago
well, i'm good then, i've got enough of my own ex's haunting my dreams.
8 years ago
lol
8 years ago
never had a dream about my ex-wife, ever
8 years ago
mind if I have one?...

any pics?

*waits patiently with semi-erect penis in hand*
8 years ago
pics of my ex? photobucket. happy hunting
8 years ago
ummm....nope, i'm good i guess
8 years ago
sorry, forgot your computer illiterateness but i'm not linking anything here and can't be bother to go to chat
8 years ago
dw - i wuz just sayin that i guess i'd rather not see any pics posted by anyone you've ever fucked, okay?

no offense
8 years ago
wow... thanks for the vote of confidence in woman buddy. but you shouldn't underestimate my ability to score woman way out of my league and my ex is no exception, but have it your way. the pics are always there if you ever change your mind
8 years ago
btw, i took the ones of rehab girl off but if you want them to fap to as well i can put them back up
8 years ago
are we talking bout aloe veras' mum?

she hot!

also, dubs looks a lil like you, poss.
8 years ago
aloe vera, hahahahaha. yeah, my baby momma
8 years ago
i just didnt wanna use her real name and thought that'd be a funny compromise.
8 years ago
did sumbody say "rehab"?
8 years ago
it was funny and thanks for your consideration but this scene has already taken place and OJ made an identical comment to yours but used her real name. i don't really care cause i put it on the pic so whatever
8 years ago
court ordered rehab to be exact, and a cargo ship load of pure concentrated crazy
8 years ago
whoa, cool off...it's 12:30 CST, and i have NO IDEA what any of you guys are talking about...

...scampers off to chat, just to say hi and bye
8 years ago
it's called a google search, supsom.
8 years ago
there's a lot of love in this reply chain.
8 years ago
Unfortunately it's all bum love
8 years ago
you'd pay to get some love up your bum, cheeks.
8 years ago
he's made cause he missed out on the bum lovin'
8 years ago
I'd so do your ex wife.
8 years ago
Got rid of the 'stache, right?
8 years ago
nope, i grew a beard over the winter and dropped to a goatee for a month or so and back to the stache at the moment. i have a negative of me with the beard, i'll up it to photobucket in a min...
8 years ago
and my hair is REALLY long. everybody hates it so i'm keeping it until i can't stand it anymore in the heat of summer
8 years ago
k, negative is up. i've been meaning to add it for months. i don't have anything recent but i was thinking about making a toolman style self video with my new work camera just for the fun of it and uploading it to mucho
8 years ago
A few more of the ex would be nice, plus one or two of rehab girl.

Preferably nudes.
8 years ago
*sigh* i will see what i can do about pics of my ex and i have no nudes of rehab girl. she supposedly has a porn floating around out there she did when she was meth addict skinny but i have yet to see any proof of its existence
8 years ago
hey...where's the link to your photos?
8 years ago
photobucket sporty, same username
8 years ago
alright OJ, enjoy them while they last cause i'm gonna take these new ones down soon
8 years ago
I so would.
8 years ago
ZOMG! You're hairier than fries :D
8 years ago
not quiet, but i probably will be at his age
8 years ago
What a perfect night! I've got a 12 pack of natty...some hairy pics of dw and some smokes.



*closes bedroom door*
8 years ago
OJ, you so would what?
8 years ago
Ledonna would soooooo get it
8 years ago
Right up the khyber
8 years ago
Your ex, but I'd be all over rehab girl.
8 years ago
cheeks, dubs, something for you guys to hate:

http://www.kleptones.com/pages/downloads_hiphopera.html
8 years ago
Would sound better with a certain singer on it
8 years ago
to add to the fantasy, rehab girl has over 20 tattoos and counting, plus various piercings
8 years ago
wtf is that seagal? some freaky shit
8 years ago
tupac? he's in there....
8 years ago
its a mashup of several queen songs and some hip hop classics, 78 minutes nonstop mix, it's pretty gooad actually, bicycle race vs eminem has to be my favourite part.
8 years ago
Ledonna is rehab girl I assume?
8 years ago
I got bored with it after about 5 seconds
8 years ago
i'm just skimming through it and my ears are still begging me to stop it.

speaking of weird music, i built a two hour play list on youtube last night of nothing but "string quartet tribute to" videos and vegged out. led zepplin, red hot chili peppers, nirvana, gwen stefani, evanescence, foo fighters, metallica, marilyn manson, and depeche mode
8 years ago
About when Von Sydow shut up
8 years ago
^ just to name a few. i was so fucking mellow by the end of it the house could have been on fire and i would have just turned my head and said 'fuck it' in slow motion
8 years ago
sporty, yes
8 years ago
On a side note, I want to know why Brian Blessed hasn't done a voice over for sat navs
8 years ago
dubs, you want mellow? google "harptallica" some time, it's exactly what the name suggests, and its awesome!
8 years ago
He would be awesome on one
8 years ago
ok...she's pretty fucking smokin! Can you mail her to me?
8 years ago
seagal, not usually but i was feeling that way last night. i also love me some apocalyptica but harps might be a bit much, i'll give it a try.
8 years ago
sporty, she only communicates in two languages. sex and money, if you got that then you are her property until she finds something better
8 years ago
gotta go pick up my kids at t-ball practice, later fuckers!
8 years ago
cya bro
8 years ago
There goes a man who's been bled dry by a porn star
8 years ago
Of course, when I say "man" I mean hairy fucking hobbit
8 years ago
So you buy her shit & have sex with her?

That sounds like a profession.

The worlds oldest.
8 years ago
*starts digging in his wallet*




lol@cheeky
8 years ago
1. i'm not a hobbit you ass! i'm a troll, get it right
2. i was bled dry by the slutty bitch, not the pornstar
3. i didn't learn that lesson about rehab girl the hard way. it was drilled into my head by my friends and the rest of her family. the only thing i gave her was my time and friendship and i took her to see new moon... fuck you all!
8 years ago
We ain't got nothin' but love for ya man...you and that Ledonna chick
8 years ago
i'll fap to rehab girl. link that shit!
8 years ago
dont lie dubs, you're like a lunar calendar.

you see new moon once a month.
8 years ago
nvm....i found it. which one's which?
8 years ago
the hot one on the floor is rehab girl




*gets a funny feeling down below*
8 years ago
you're loony bird

my friend's wife (rehab girl's sister) bought new moon and was joking about me watching it with them. i told her to shove it up her ass and that movie sucked
8 years ago
you shan't recover from that one, dubs, sorry.

*wanders off to find new moon rifftrack bootleg*
8 years ago
Oh wait...nvm...it was just a gas bubble
8 years ago
http://thepiratebay.org/torrent/5453730/Rifftrax_-_Twilight__New_Moon

in case anyone is interested...
8 years ago
I watched Twilight and New Moon--not the worst movies I've seen...better than Avatar.
8 years ago
i'm good bird, thanks. if you do watch it be sure to go back and watch 'new moon in one minute' though. i showed it to my sister, who is a twilight fan, just the other day and it was still just as funny the first time

i disliked avatar as much as new moon
8 years ago
Avatar, when not in 3-D, is the most overrated piece of shit movie in history
8 years ago
saying avatar is better in 3D is like saying a turd tastes ok with ranch on it
8 years ago
I didn't see it in 3D
8 years ago
I haven't seen a movie in the theater since 300 and the only 3D I think I've seen was Captain Eo...might go see Clash of the Titans though
8 years ago
Well I have to say...that turds are MUCH better with a bit of ranch
8 years ago
i don't know what a turd tastes like either but i can guarantee a turn with ranch will still tastes like a turd
8 years ago
*turd
8 years ago
but you already like eating turd sporty so that doesn't count
8 years ago
last movie i saw in the theater was daybreakers, before that g.i.joe and star trek, both awesome
8 years ago
xzekiel, you're now officially a gay.

On a side note, apples don't generally last that long, do they? I've had a bag of apples for about 6 weeks & they're all fine. I keep them ontop of the microwave, so do you think they have mutated?

I just ate one & it tastes normal.
8 years ago
I would have taken rehab girl to watch twilight, so long as she agreed to suck me off in the cinema.
8 years ago
the 3d was the only good thing about avatar.
it didnt make the movie any better, but i liked the depth the images had in the quieter scenes, it fucked up the action scenes though, friggin motion sickness bullshit is what it was.
8 years ago
Don't watch clash of the titans, it is really fucking dull.

Annoyingly so.
8 years ago
I agree bird. I will however disagree with dw saying that g.i. joe was awesome. I liked the new Star Trek a lot...but g.i. joe was kinda meh...
8 years ago
Dammit oj...I've gotta take the kids to see that. I'm sorry to hear that.
8 years ago
g.i. joe was awesome and so was starship troopers 3, you assholes! *runs off crying*
8 years ago
i finally get it, dubs just has terrible taste in movies.
8 years ago
duh, i always have extremely weird taste in entertainment
8 years ago
Like your love of gay porn, dw.
8 years ago
So do I have super hero apples or what?
8 years ago
i only love tranny porn and only if the tranny is doing a chick. that doesn't make me gay. it just means i like regular porn with more tits
8 years ago
dw - not going into photobucket...i prefer to wait for the inevitable shopped version posted here
8 years ago
they guy going on about his '6 week old super apples' is calling me gay...
8 years ago
not hurting my feelings poss. i don't give a fuck if any of you look at my pics or not but they aren't going to wind up on here, i can tell you that for sure
8 years ago
"they aren't going to wind up on here, i can tell you that for sure"

Famous last words of words which are famous, & last!
8 years ago
don't say last, you'll get them all worked up again
8 years ago
LAST
8 years ago
I'm proactive, Steven is reactive.
8 years ago
NO, I'M NOT!
8 years ago
apples usually keep about a week at room temp, 4 or 5 weeks in the refrigerator. So yes Oj, you have super apples.
8 years ago
So there we have it.

If you have perishable food, keep it on top of the microwave!
8 years ago
I ate one, so that means I pwned a super apple.

I'm a nemesis.
8 years ago
I refuse to own a microwave. My landlord lives next door and I swear he's playing "My Heart Will Go On" on a fucking clarinet.
8 years ago
i seriously hope you are joking about the 'magical' microwave
8 years ago
Why do you refuse to own a microwave?

If you warm soup in a pan, you have to wash the pan. What the fuck is wrong with you?
8 years ago
He finally got SquidSharkOcean vs. StopSignSun out of my head
8 years ago
Your apples are normal. Your sense of time is fucked up.
8 years ago
lol@ my heart will go on. fuck dion!
8 years ago
^ zeke wraps his entire body with tinfoil, to fool the alien clarinetists
8 years ago
Ever since I was a kid microwaves have given me headaches when they're in use. Even when they're unplugged they emit radiation. The guy that invented the microwave refused to use one, therefor, I do too. It's not hard to wash soup out of a pot.
8 years ago
yeah OJ, your ham musta gone bad and that cheese and ham toastie you had yesterday fucked you up and made you think 6 weeks had past by in one day
8 years ago
*removes milk from fridge & placed atop microwave*
8 years ago
lol!
8 years ago
jesus fucking christ you paranoid fucks, microwaves are not dangerous or magical. they are just a waves like radio and light and occur naturally. all a microwave oven does is focus and reflect the waves across the food multiple times. nothing gets out of the box
8 years ago
fuckin toasties!
8 years ago
dw = schroedinger
8 years ago
I've always gotten headaches from microwaves, can't explain it. Also I don't like my food 'nuked.'
8 years ago
You say that dw, but I'm sat here with immortal apples.
8 years ago
zeke = schizotypal personality disorder - NOT to be confused with actual schizophrenia
8 years ago
nuked food does suck but some things are good microwaved and they are fucking convenient

microwaves are created by a magnatron that pulses electrons back and forth in a horseshoe shaped loop to create the waves inside the loop, and are powered by a strong capacitor. i bet both of these put off a pretty good electromagnetic field and that could be what is affecting you
8 years ago
Thank you possum. What kind of pills do you have for me? And don't hold out on the good stuff.
8 years ago
possum = card-carrying member of the Avoidant Personality Disorder club
8 years ago
I'll just eat things cold or stick it in the oven for 15 minutes
8 years ago
my ex gf left some Seroquil, want it?
8 years ago
Unlike you dw, I care about my health. Anyway, I gotta head out for more beer and cigarettes.
8 years ago
nom, nom, nom...sorry, too late zeke
8 years ago
lol
8 years ago
@ zeke - me too...see y'all at midnight EST
8 years ago
Well that makes sense, poss.

*back to wiki*
8 years ago
Looks like bed time then.

Toodles, fellas.
8 years ago
me too, later
8 years ago
night oj
8 years ago
night oj
8 years ago
night dw
8 years ago
LAST
8 years ago
Actually last.
8 years ago
see below
8 years ago
fries has the right idea, lasting is still gay but even more so in the middle of the comments
8 years ago
i keep seeing these fucking splinter cell commercials. is it just me or does it look like total shit? looks like the quality of some of the models i first made when i was learning how
8 years ago
Kojach its a great game... very short tho... frm what i've read 5hrs long... 100 with the co-op

still get the demo... its fantastic...
8 years ago
what? i dont have a fag box so i cant, and microsoft is being dicks about porting to pc, fable2 still hasnt been ported

doesnt matter though its not like you can watch 3d blu-ray movies on the inferior machine
8 years ago
banned in like 14 countries for use of live animals, such as, a large turtle, monkey brains, pigs. premis of the pic is it is the counter counter rape murder of the counter rape of the rape of the native people from some american 80's reporters in search of thrills, glory, and fresh monkey brains, i mean fresh like you need a sharp machete
8 years ago
try again sss...
8 years ago
hey nimrod,dont they have a mucho in your native language?
8 years ago
how do you translate clicks and whistles into text?
8 years ago
!
8 years ago
"motherfucker has a click in his name"
8 years ago
click pop zing whistle et kring zu??
8 years ago
She can really work that pole!
8 years ago
^Warsaw native
8 years ago
Nice tits.
8 years ago
"I went to ASK JEEVES" And I typed in Price Line Negotiator! And inquired as to the cost of Vomitcircus' boy-hole ... They informed me that a ,and I quote ... CAPTAIN of industry, indeed a very ENTERPRISING individual, had purchased the rights to the unstable queers gaping butthole. This saddens me.
8 years ago
you are the biggest idiot on this site, and that's really saying something.
8 years ago
DD makes me sad.

how aboput a ban so i can smile again yak?

no reason, just my happiness....
8 years ago
he is a stupid retard but his comment made me chuckle for some reason
8 years ago
nothing that attention whore has ever said even came close to being funny, i just feel embarrassed for him because of all of his desperate attempts to say something shocking or amusing that always end in horrible failure and self defeat
8 years ago
well its kinda funny cos he wants to own Vomitcircus' butthole but he's sadden cos someone else already owns the rights to said butthole
8 years ago
not just anyone, he was (badly) referring to kirk. but its not funny, even bad for a playground joke
8 years ago
anal penetration
8 years ago
Can any of you guys help hold her legs for me?
8 years ago
do it yourself lazy
8 years ago
last
8 years ago
Last
8 years ago
last
8 years ago
seconded
8 years ago
All incorrect.
8 years ago
Really?
8 years ago
correctamundo
8 years ago
Yup
8 years ago
Really?
8 years ago
Woops
8 years ago
Shaddap
8 years ago
sorry fake!!!!!!!
6 years ago
Can't be comfortable....
6 years ago
oj meets zombee
5 years ago
recover password
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