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Gun nut

Yeah... His penis is probably so small, it makes CruelHM look like a pornstar.

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by smerf

submitted April 14th 2010

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That harness is fucking awesome. I'm calling this guy when the zombie apocalypse hits.
8 years ago
He'll be dead before you get there... And no it's not awesome.. If you've ever shot a gun you would know that.. Pansy
8 years ago
this would all be useless if you cant get decent head shots... everyone knows that how you kill zombies
8 years ago
"A scoped rifle without a bi-pod, is like a woman without a stove."

-Gloria Steinem
8 years ago
Redurrson, could you carry those two guns like that without the harness for an extended period of time? Didn't think so dickhead.

Fries, good point.
8 years ago
you'd be the first zombie who's brain i would blow out, wimperror.
8 years ago
Good assumption emp.. I couldn't, but I could carry one and put your balls in the sights.. Fag
8 years ago
He's now ready to take on the mailman... if he doesn't fall over first.
8 years ago
Thats pretty cool. I wonder how it works when the guns are going off.
8 years ago
Firing 2 guns at once is not effective. And I'm pretty sure that his 249 will have a malfunction with a magazine AND a small belt of ammo loaded.
8 years ago
The recoil would obliterate any chance of accuracy as well... IMHO, this is a stupid piece of crap that should be melted down for scrap metal...
8 years ago
I'm sure the recoil would put him on his ass
8 years ago
also, how the hell does he plan on re-loading? I mean, both his hands are occupied holding those rifles
8 years ago
steady cam operator preparing for his killing spree
8 years ago
also: sweet harmony by the beloved?
8 years ago
and a gas mask?
8 years ago
if it had a donkey it would be one of bichos home videos.
8 years ago
STFU
8 years ago
didnt i tell you the other day you dont get to make rules around here? or was that some other noob? either way: NO!
8 years ago
you spammy there though Seagull
8 years ago
the noob thing is getting old there spermgully
8 years ago
i calls em like i sees em. now stfu, noob.
8 years ago
don't noobs reply to themselves?.... think on it, rulesmasta.
8 years ago
do i know you?
8 years ago
never heard that one, noobs do reply fail all the time though
8 years ago
i think i don't.
8 years ago
and i don't want to change that.
8 years ago
move along.
8 years ago
damn you dubs, you broke my self reply chain.
8 years ago
solly :(
8 years ago
ahh, how cute, you have pet names for each other....
8 years ago
yep, and our pet name for you is dumbass
8 years ago
that is so clever, youz still so badass dickwadhill. STFU NOOB!
8 years ago
whoa there motor mouth. two comments in one day, you spammy fucking whore. better slow your ass down, you don't wanna over do it
8 years ago
lol, you only ever come up with 2 things:
stfu noob
whoa, 2 comments in 1 day...
so original, mental midget...
8 years ago
even with that harness he's just going to be wasting ammo. i doubt he could even fire accurately with just one of those in that thing, let alone two.
8 years ago
He has horrible trigger discipline.
8 years ago
agreed. Obvious noob... no real experience... even at a gun range...
8 years ago
i always keep my finger on the trigger... how else are you gonna kill someone on "accident"?
8 years ago
jackass.
8 years ago
the music really turned me on
8 years ago
his harness needs some wd-40
8 years ago
wd-40 is not rated as a lubricant. It is used for displacing water. (W = Water D = Displacement 40 = 1940)
8 years ago
I still spray some on your momma's asshole before I go to town on that shit.
8 years ago
wd 40 works extremely well as a lubricant
8 years ago
on his momma's asshole
8 years ago
That would make for an oily dump.
8 years ago
IIRC (and i'm not going to fucking check), the "40" in "WD-40" represents how many trials the inventors had to go through to come up with that formula. it's also probably the world's most popular lubricant... after KY of course.
8 years ago
+1 for TiredGuy
8 years ago
By the way the 40 is the formula's they tried befor getting it right....
8 years ago
are you retarded?

or do you think that's funny?

it is not.
8 years ago
it's informative though
8 years ago
Anybody notice that the chilidog vendors in San Andreas never seem to have any money when you kill them...
8 years ago
no, TG's was. mobyretard's was just, well, retarded. and redundant.
8 years ago
jesus fries? you kill for money in san an?
just place some bets on the 12 to 1 horse...
money was the first thing i took out of the equation in that game, i had several millions before even attempting the 10th mission.
8 years ago
and if you kill for fun, kill hookers, cops and business people.
8 years ago
Actually, mobyretard, they tried 39 times before getting it right.
8 years ago
killing any females in San Andreas is fun , i ride the pavement just for that
8 years ago
MoobyRETARD just tried for the 124th time and still didnt get anything right.
8 years ago
and fries, killing anything in san an is fun, there just arent enough killable animals.
8 years ago
pimps also carry a lot of cash usually but the bird is right, the horse racing is the easiest way to get money, i usually stop around 20 million and never have another thought about income
8 years ago
the only reason to kill is for fun but i did make over a thousand dollars in one sitting just killing hookers in the neighborhood at the beginning of the game for the fuck of it. sneaking up behind them and slitting their throats never gets old
8 years ago
another fun waste of time is getting about 10k smg rounds and riding a bike up and down the sidewalk of the strip in venturas and mowing down anything on foot. you get stars fast doing that
8 years ago
i loved to do base jumps on the bmx, on the ps2 you would survive the fall as long as you stayed on the bike, on the pc you didn't.
8 years ago
never played it on the pc. its actually hard to kill yourself on the ps2, especially after leveling everything up
8 years ago
i wasnt doing it for the money , just seemed odd that they selling chili-dogs all day and yet they got no money. i usually go for the drug dealers for a quick and easy $1000 a time
8 years ago
good point fries, the money seemed so random anyways so i never paid much notices especially after cashing in my trailer park pension at the race track
8 years ago
i was never a fan of the bmx but i did love the dirt bike ('dirty sanchez' i called it) and ramping off of the highest cliffs i could find. you are right seagal, as long as you stay on the bike you won't die no matter how far you fall
8 years ago
the bmx was awesome cuz you could jump, and with maxed out stamina and a fast trigger finger you could go almost as fast as the sanchez. nothing better than going on the highway as fast as possible and jump over oncoming traffic. and yeah, thats why they called it the sanchez, the gta games are chock full of sexual innuendo.
8 years ago
the robbery mission is what i always did first cause it eliminated fatigue and gave you infinite stamina. then i usually go for the weapon spawn missions like the spray tags, camera and horse shoes, not to mention the oysters that make dating a walk in the park
8 years ago
usually?how often did you play it through?
i did it once on the ps2 and once on PC.
the ps2 playthrough almost cost me a relationship.
8 years ago
there are several missions early in the game that you can walk away from and have no police interference. perfect time to explore, level up weapons and do bonus missions
8 years ago
You fuckers need to get some jobs. Y'all are playing too many video games.



sheesh
8 years ago
i've played it through or at least started a game several times doing things a little differently or just goofing off. i lived and breathed the game for months then put it down and picked it back up a few years later. its been a year or so since i have played it last though
8 years ago
theres this lil village called pine something, i usually ran circles there blowing up trucks and jeeps, they would respawn very quickly and you could max out a weapon skill in mere minutes.
best place to do the ambulance mission, too.
8 years ago
< at work now, and fuck you sporty!
8 years ago
well that's just rude
8 years ago
i prefer maxing out weapons with head shots, much funner than blowing up cars. and i fucking hate the ambulance mission! i know what town you are talking about and it is still nearly impossible to achieve even there. the police mission is fun with a tank, just steal one from the army base when the stars are off during a mission and store it in a garage then finish the mission so you can go crime stomping! :D
8 years ago
i always used the burger joint glitch for the police missions.

and fuck you sporty.
8 years ago
the ambulance mission is a piece of cake
8 years ago
just go to the town where Barbara lives and keep your siren on all the time. the ambulance mission was fucking rock in Vice City though
8 years ago
i never was able to finish it in vice.
that was like 55 minutes of absolutely flawless driving you had to do, it was hell!
8 years ago
yeah keeping the ambulance in good condition was hard but if you had enough time you could use the pay n spray booths
8 years ago
or was that the taxi missions....
8 years ago
i dont think you could p&s the ambulance
8 years ago
im mistaking it for taxi missions
8 years ago
that was the taxi, no p&s for emergency vehicles
8 years ago
the side missions in vice were a bitch. i never thought about trying the amberlamps mission at the cop town in the desert, fries. i'll give that a try
8 years ago
thanks for that DW , seeing as i'd already corrected myself...
8 years ago
i was just agreeing with you, sheeesh!
8 years ago
that was an interpost but your welcome DW
8 years ago
I beat the ambulance mission in vice city because I don't fucking suck.
8 years ago
I think. You drive around picking up dudes that run into it even though they should be crippled, right?
8 years ago
are you saying thats how you think the games played ?
8 years ago
So this is what the tea party people do in their free time.
8 years ago
needs more Beretta
8 years ago
who is he going to stop with his airsofts?
8 years ago
those damned neighbors pets that have been shitting on his lawn
8 years ago
"Great, now what do I shoot? .......hmmmm"
8 years ago
That has to be the gayest thing ever posted on the history of the internet.
8 years ago
oh i dont know , ive seen some very gay things
8 years ago
'no homo'
8 years ago
What's ^ supposed to mean.
8 years ago
supposed to be that if you say something involving gayness you have to protect yourself by calling 'no homo'
8 years ago
According to you, that doesn't work anymore. Or is that just in Tyrone's case?
8 years ago
well if it works for everyone else then why not me
8 years ago
You're the one calling Tyrone gay, COME ON.
8 years ago
I'm waiting for the video where this guy goes nuts in a public area
8 years ago
I'd rather see a nun gut.
8 years ago
you'd rather have a nut job
8 years ago
*some dudes nuts
8 years ago
Fail
8 years ago
wrong , it was a whammy
8 years ago
Lets just call it fwammy and leave it at that...
8 years ago
fammy
8 years ago
more or a faily really.
8 years ago
I can accept that
8 years ago
thats silly , it's either a fail or a whammy , it cant be inbetween.... that would just be neutral
8 years ago
Tight!
8 years ago
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