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Cat Evolution

Soon it'll be opposable thumbs.

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by yak

submitted April 11th 2010

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cute
8 years ago
That's nothing special, Claude's been walking upright for years.
8 years ago
haha
8 years ago
there's a difference.
thats a cat....






claude's a pussy.
8 years ago
I want reparations for all of my kinfolk who dun got et up by yo great-great-great grandpappies and chilluns.
8 years ago
fuck yo couch...sue us
8 years ago
way to go randy.
8 years ago
lol@chilluns. actually, we say chirruns and only backwoods white folk say grandpappie. we usually nickname our grandparents, like "Madea" (mother-dear), Dot, Gran, Pops, Paw Paw and so on.
and that is todays lesson in Black 101
8 years ago
I call your mother "Owda-de-Van" AWWWWW SNAP! *struts like a black cat*
8 years ago
OhSnap still come around here?
8 years ago
she's dead.
8 years ago
some us already has thumbs ! Us hemmingway catz is pimp like day Vive la revolution !
6 years ago
must be something extremely fucking interesting he is looking at
8 years ago
Not you then...

:)
8 years ago
true, i am extremely uninteresting
8 years ago
what you do is put shock pads on their front feet that activate with pressure
8 years ago
someone has serial killer potential
8 years ago
what you do is not be a fucking shit cock face and not torture kitty cats you ginormous sack pile of dead baby dicks
8 years ago
and that is why your gay.
8 years ago
MIRRORS, INVISIBLE STRINGS, CGI...
8 years ago
MAGNETS, ALIENS, BERMUDA TRIANGLE...
8 years ago
COAT HANGERS, DEMONIC POSSESSION...
8 years ago
BUCKET OF ICE CUBES, A 2 IRON, A 1976 CADILLAC ELDORADO.
8 years ago
Send over a bottle of bubbly with a bucket of ice and a card. Have it say, "Tough break, get drunk on me. Use the bucket to ice down your marbles, Yours, Z."
8 years ago
MAGIC EVERYWHERE IN THIS BITCH. FUCKING MAGNETS.
8 years ago
CHAINSAWS, MUSHROOMS, DIRTBIKES..
8 years ago
TERRA FAILS...AS USUAL!

MORPHOGENETIC FIELDS, QUANTUM UNCERTAINTY, STRAWBERRY JELL-O
8 years ago
SOMETHING UP ITS ASS WE CANT SEE...REMOTE CONTROLLED ENIGMATIC TECHNOLOGY
8 years ago
Dude, you dont even know what the fuck im talking about..for once just get of my ass....its been like 2 months...stop stalking my posts
8 years ago
UHM, THIS IS MY THREAD.

NO STALKING. AND IT WAS ALL CAPS AND ABOUT TRIOS OF UNLIKELY EXPLANATIONS FOR THE VID.
YOU POSTED A LOWER CASE TOMMY BOY QUOTE.
THATS A TRIPLE FAIL: STOP FAILING AND I'LL GLADLY GET OFF YOUR BACK....
8 years ago
A persons ability to spot & follow a pattern is a great indicator of intelligence.

Unsurprising you didn't manage to do that, Terrapin. You fucking moron.
8 years ago
NEITHER DID YOU, OJ!!
8 years ago
SHADOW PUPPETS, '67 MUSTANG TRANSMISSION, 2' DOUBLE-ENDED MAGENTA DILDO
8 years ago
WHAT DID YOU SAY?
8 years ago
I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!
8 years ago
TERRAFAILS PIN OR SOMETHING....
8 years ago
The theme was over by the time I commented actually. Firstly, Terrapin broke it & then I commented after you where you were still commenting in caps, but not about crazy explanations for the vid.

Don't question me, the spirit of the thread was already over.
8 years ago
AND NOW YOU JUST POST LOWER CASE TO SPITE ME, RIGHT?
8 years ago
Of course.
8 years ago
FRIGGIN LIMEY ASSHOLE!!
8 years ago
CATATONIA, INVISIBLE BOX, ZERO GRAVITY
8 years ago
FTW CATATONIC DRUG INDUCED STATE OF FUCKED-UP-ED-NESS
8 years ago
hard to belive since it never changes angles and for all i knoe there is an arm behind it holding the cat by the neck...
8 years ago
is it an act or are you really that stupid?
8 years ago
yak he be dat ritarded
8 years ago
do you really have to ask yak...come on
8 years ago
yeah yak it's like asking if terrapin likes it in the ass, the answer is always yes
8 years ago
I dont like it in the ass drummy, I can just put up with it if it happens and we are making sweet monkey love
8 years ago
in high school, his final exams were tying his shoe laces without assistance
8 years ago
bbbt he cheated and wore Velcro shoes that day
8 years ago
terrapin stop denying cock butt
8 years ago
OK, I love a nice fat black cock in my ass every so often, at least 2 times a week...that's not allot though is it?
8 years ago
as long as you admit it
8 years ago
few, finally we got over this...I was starting to look gay there for a little while
8 years ago
starting?
8 years ago
Yeah, that was kind of a joke that went over your head..
8 years ago
no, i got it, you didnt.
8 years ago
oh, ok then
8 years ago
you want me to break it down for you? if youre having trouble with this, i'll help you.
no charge
8 years ago
yes please I need help...but I could use some meds that I dont think I can get form you...I do appreciate any help you could give me...that is awfully nice of you BBBT
8 years ago
welcomed
8 years ago
fuck for all i know the cat is hanging by the neck with fishing wire
8 years ago
i'm sure this isnt the first time youve been called an idiot.
8 years ago
"34 million years of Not Giving A Fuck?"...werd to your mother
8 years ago
Word To Your Mum
8 years ago
Has anyone ever listened to The Black Keys...is it worth a buy? I heard they rock by some say they suck...does anyone have any input??
8 years ago
you buy music?? lol
8 years ago
what the atze said.
8 years ago
if its anything white people listen to, Im sure it sucks...
John Lennon for example.
oh... hi dik. didnt see you there
8 years ago
yeah, white folks are really jealous of lil wayne, lil jon, and all those other awesomely talented lil niglets.
8 years ago
Yea thats why they keep buying their music, black people buy bootleg.
8 years ago
actually all of them have been number 1 all billboards multiple times, and has international success. there are even german versions of lilwayne and jay-z's album...
your turn.
8 years ago
thats tru beezy, ive never bought a legeit copy of any lil wayne albums. all bootlegged
8 years ago
what do you mean by "german versions" ?

and i don't doubt their success, i just say they suck (wayne and jon, can't say the same about jay-z).
8 years ago
success does not equal quality, look at gagas success and look at how curtis mayfield only got recognition after his death.
8 years ago
german version= both have albums that have been translated in different languages, including german
8 years ago
are you telling me theres a version of the black album or whatever where jay-z raps in german? cuz that would be awesome!
8 years ago
in the music biz, quality is based on recod sales. somebody has to think Lady Gaga is hot shit if she's a platinum artist.
and yes, some people are highly underrated and dont peak until its too late
8 years ago
uhm, no. record sales are based on record sales. i'm sure theres plenty of folks at sony, universal and bmg who know that 60% of what they churn out is shit, but hey the bait's gotta attract the fish not the fisherman, right? but don't mistake success for artistic quality, it's just not true and definitely not the same.
8 years ago
yes there is a version. this german kid i worked with had it, it's not actually jay-z rapping it, but its all his lyrics translated on the same beats
8 years ago
"oooonnnlyyyy oonce the drugs are done, i feeeel like dyinggg... i feeeel like dyyyyinggg.....
8 years ago
oh lame, i thought hova did it himself.
you know like the hoff did, back in the 90's?
8 years ago
Germans love the Hoff
8 years ago
oh my, thanks captain statingtheobviousismywayofshowingmyretardation.
8 years ago
worst superhero ever
8 years ago
no wonder, he's british.
8 years ago
we like to call him stoimwosmr, for short
8 years ago
*bad music taste senser is tingling*

Did someone just say they liked Lil Wayne?

Where's my shotgun?
8 years ago
Artistic quality is just a personal opinion... We all have our preferences
8 years ago
Needs a beer in one hand
8 years ago
And a fatty of catnip in the other hand!
8 years ago
First they learn how to walk... next they'll start using tools...
8 years ago
Wow that's funny how your comment mirrors the title and description.
8 years ago
Shut the fuck up monkey face.
8 years ago
Did you make that gem up yourself or did you just cut and paste it from when yak said it somewhere?
8 years ago
Your family resembles a plethora of animal shit.
8 years ago
the egyptians were right.
8 years ago
too bad it doesn\t have a big toe.. they\re good for balance..

i am drunk.. pacific standard time
8 years ago
witch cat, bonfire for you
8 years ago
This pussy is half meerkat!
8 years ago
Are you really?
8 years ago
I wouldn't have been able to resit pushing that cat. Not hard, just a bit of a nudge..."over you go"
8 years ago
It is ClaudeBall's Evolution!
8 years ago
Don't be rude. You should ask if you can jump on his penis first. You can't go Dick-Riding all willynilly n shit.
8 years ago
STFU..i was not talking to you..you faggit..
8 years ago
lol i aint the one on trhat cats dick
8 years ago
"Those fucking skateboarders better stay away from my car, look at them, roaming the streets like they ain't got a care in the wo- oh you fuck, did he just lean on my car? Sonofa-"
8 years ago
FUCKING GRAND THEFT AUTO POSTER
8 years ago
DONT MIND ME, JUST SHOUTING MY FUCKING FACE OFF
8 years ago
cat standing up like that is highly inteligiant!!!!!!!
6 years ago
yeah i said giant so?
6 years ago
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