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SquidSharkOcean vs. StopSignSun

10 minutes of sheer repetitive genius

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by Steven_Seagull

submitted April 11th 2010

190 comments
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comments (190)
really???
8 years ago
no
8 years ago
fresse sonst bombe, du schwarzafrikanischer flüchtlingssohn.
8 years ago
that goes for the both of you!
8 years ago
i say that but im still laughing...
8 years ago
fail
8 years ago
indeed
8 years ago
how sad
8 years ago
^troll???
8 years ago
^whiny bitch pussy
8 years ago
no ??? needed cause we all know it to be fact
8 years ago
i really am wasting my time, you do a good enough job of making yourself look like a failing noob idiot all by yourself
8 years ago
troll... (no question marks this time)
8 years ago
oh look...cute little baby upchuck is back...ain't he cute y'all??
8 years ago
its cute how he calls me troll like its a bad thing, noobs are silly like that sometimes
8 years ago
You're no troll dubya - you're a White Knight who dates insane females who clean you out and fuck up your world with head warfare...and let's face it - you're no Brain Rambo, chum. :)


And judging by this gaychuk's avvy...Tom Cruise makes one seriously intimidating clown, man.
8 years ago
those are such nice words cruel i didn't know you cared. and i may not be a genius but i do know how to play stupid and how to get my way in just about any situation. and that suits me just fine
8 years ago
Yeah, I'm quite the himbo, when I need to be too. ;)

And don't worry dubya...I too am no Rambo when it comes to the insane ladies whom we cannot resist - despite knowing the potential ramifications.
8 years ago
...tough when the ones you want are like poison huh?
8 years ago
it can be, but i just try and avoid them at all cost at the moment to keep me from fucking things up any worse than they already are. i'm still on high defense and disaster recovery
8 years ago
fuck it! eat it man, it's the true food that feeds us!
8 years ago
one of these days cruel, but not today
8 years ago
I was referring to the hearty meal of intense pain that insane women dish up. We crave it! When it's cooked right and digested well it's ultimately far more fulfilling than a ifetime of easy meals lacking in any true flavour or difficulty in chewing.
8 years ago
Please for the love of god, shut the flying fuck up
8 years ago
you sound high, cruel.
8 years ago
Hahaha...BIN-GO Gull!
8 years ago
i know what stoned drivel sounds like,
i spew it most of the time.
8 years ago
Mine's pure gold though---bottle it up and make the cheese, Kraut!
8 years ago
i don't know what any of that is supposed to mean.

you remind me of a british possum right now.
8 years ago
^scary thought
8 years ago
Yeah, I'd never wanna be a sycophantic noob like that cheech mofocker.
8 years ago
Oh, hi poss...sup (black grape)
8 years ago
Is this what you've been doing with your time since you've been gone?
8 years ago
hehe, no, i just ripped this.

awesome right?
8 years ago
you're an idiot
8 years ago
neither did i ask nor do i care about your stupid little opinion, old man. you're one of the most clueless persons on this site and the fact that you don't like me or my posts is about as important to me as the loogie i just spat on your whoremothers decaying corpse.
8 years ago
Steven is cool, even though he does post really really bad videos that make me want to throw battery acid on him.
8 years ago
seagull you sound angry...tell uncle dik what's wrong
8 years ago
your face is
8 years ago
Jonesy will hate me for this!
8 years ago
Not just Jones...
8 years ago
lol
8 years ago
Fuck you Cody!
8 years ago
i never thought i'd say this, but he's cool.
and some of his recent stuff really made me laugh, the article this vid is from for example.
8 years ago
Looks like you lost your taste and/or funny bone you fucking dillweed.
8 years ago
My money is on stop sign sun.
8 years ago
yes im betting on him too , as he would evaporate the ocean into rainclouds
8 years ago
no way, squid shark ocean is the obvious winner
8 years ago
you sir , are a fool
8 years ago
no sir! it is you that is the fool *slaps fries with a glove*
8 years ago
WTF is wrong with you?
8 years ago
nothing, what's wrong with you?
8 years ago
IDK.
8 years ago
looks like a severe case of capscronymism to me...
8 years ago
STFU
8 years ago
yup.
8 years ago
someone visits cracked
8 years ago
i'm actually friends with cody johnston and even asked him if i could up the vid here...
8 years ago
Well aren't you uncool...
8 years ago
i am not.
8 years ago
You just said 7 minutes ago that he is cool. Make up your mind Oranje.
8 years ago
Different context, old man.
8 years ago
catchy
8 years ago
^ best comment of the post
8 years ago
That's just what I was trying to say. My dyslexia just makes it hard for me to express myself.
8 years ago
what? and stop using lysdexia as a fucking crutch! i am probably worse than you and a lot dumber (not to mention my assburgers) and i still manage! *puts on helmet, wipes off drool*
8 years ago
No, I'm going to be using my dyslexia as an excuse when I get married & start beating my wife.
8 years ago
in arizona it's legal to beat your wife once a month
8 years ago
So I need to move to Arizona & get atleast 28 wives.
8 years ago
that has got is the most arduous, costly, and lengthy way to commit suicide since humans began consuming tobacco products
8 years ago
*that has got to be the most

wtf was that?
8 years ago
& you wonder why a lot of your stuff doesn't get posted?

This is fucking stupid.
8 years ago
your face is fucking stupid, this is genius.
8 years ago
Explain the genius.
8 years ago
that's like asking me to explain Mozart.
8 years ago
mozart is garbage compared to this
8 years ago
That is exactly why art is fucking pointless.
8 years ago
This is bullshit & you can't even try to refute that.
8 years ago
not my fault you don't get it.
8 years ago
There isn't anything 'to get'.

It's nonsense which allows the suggestible with a void in their life to fill it with bullshit & faux appreciation.

Like 98% of all art.
8 years ago
what a stupid and ignorant thing to say.

i admit, this is random nonsense, but it tickles my funny bone, that's all.
but what you said about art is just plain bullshit. there was this "TMNT as drawn by the artist" post couple days back, were i told everybody that i've been to a malevich exhibit recently. and while i have to admit that theres nothing worse than so called connaisseurs going on about the stroke of the brush and the characteristics in the lines and all that crap, there's no denying that real art talks to us in a way that cannot be explained with words. the feeling of awe i get when i look at "gare de perpignan" by dali or when listening to the "carmina burana" or "thus spoke zarathustra" is real. it shows me the core of my humanity, of all humanity maybe. i dont expect you to understand that and i'm not saying that i feel the same way about this video, but in my opinion art in all it's forms is one of the main pillars of the human condition.
8 years ago
*golf clap*
because i like dali
8 years ago
let me clear things up for you two. OJ is a logically minder fellow so things like science and math that have rules and boundaries work for him. things like art that are abstract and have gray areas confuse and frighten him. he just can't explain or categorize it therefore it doesn't exist and is his opinion is useless. and, as we all know OJ's opinion should be everyone's opinion so when others enjoy and understand art it frustrates and angers him so he lashes out at the individual that sees something that he can't see. and if he can't see, touch, feel, taste, or smell it. its not there and you are stupid and crazy.

also, du bist in der liebe mit your mutter
8 years ago
This is a stupid pointless video, which in no way "talks to us in a way that cannot be explained with words". This bullshit can't be explained with words because it is nonsense.

Modern art is what I really have a problem with. It is just random shit stewed together before the 'artist' sits down & thinks about how they can justify the piece of shit to whoever is paying for it.

Like shooting thick paint at a door & saying it represents sex. No, it represents a pompous prick with a bunch of idle minded followers bullshit his way to the bank.
8 years ago
Steven_Seagull 12 minutes ago says:

"i admit, this is random nonsense, but it tickles my funny bone, that's all."

"and i'm not saying that i feel the same way about this video"

reaiding, you're doing it wrong.

you would hate malevich.

8 years ago
reaiding, i'm spelling it wrong
8 years ago
Steven_Seagull 51 minutes ago says:

your face is fucking stupid, this is genius.
8 years ago
Explain the funny.
8 years ago
http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-6-most-baffling-video-genres-on-youtube/
8 years ago
badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, mushroom, mushroom, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, mushroom, mushroom, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, snake! a snake, oh it's a snake, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger...
8 years ago
hills explanation trumps mine.
8 years ago
*wonders off to find badger flash and waste hours watching it like i did in college*
8 years ago
You should have posted the Tiger Woods one, everyone would have gotten that & it made me lol.

Whoever wrote the description for this view though is not an authority, it isn't funny, at all. Regardless of how often the description says that is is, then isn't then is again...

8 years ago
*this video
8 years ago
*brain slowly decays to slime at the hypnotic beat of dancing badgers...*
8 years ago
funny or not, it makes me laugh.
8 years ago
hmm.....
8 years ago
Well I guess that in the minds of the unintelligent and easily amused this could somewhat be considered 'genius'
8 years ago
yeah and in the mind of a lobotomy patient you could be considered straight, swallowjizz.
8 years ago
It reminds me of the heroin addict chasing the dragon that he'll never catch.
8 years ago
irrelevant. How is 10 minutes of pure retardation relevant to my sexuality based on the mindset of a lobotomy patient?
8 years ago
it's not. i'm just saying that you love to suck cock.
8 years ago
god, shut the fuck up stjizz. you don't get it cause you are stupid and closeminded. it takes true intelligence and an imagination to understand art. you have neither, that is why your music sucks
8 years ago
stfu dwill
8 years ago
thanks for reminding me elmear, you have to not be a washed up cock sucking drugging to get it as well
8 years ago
youre plain retarded, impotent loser
8 years ago
so elchris, how'd that european crack binge go? how many truckers did you have to suck off to get across the continent?
8 years ago
none. had to beat up a couple of niggers and rob em though, im back in venezuela next week
8 years ago
he pulled the ol' sell your body for sex then sneak out with the guys wallet to support his trip
8 years ago
"the oll sell your body for sex" cant you see how fucking stupid you are
8 years ago
*beat off a couple of niggers


desperate times when youre a crackhead, i guess
8 years ago
finally caught the dragon i see
8 years ago
tyrone still mad cause i laughed at you being homeless? get a fucking job and quit whining nigger
8 years ago
hahaha, dik's still got it!
8 years ago
the only stupid i see here is you. do you not see how delusional you are?

btw, what is your run off count up to? i mean the one in real life and not the one in your head. that's right, its still at 0
8 years ago
lmao. when the fuck did this happen? you laughed at me for being homeless? son, you gotta lay off that shit. seriously.



besides, im rich bitch, i own my hous
8 years ago
and both cars are paid for
how much is your rent?
8 years ago
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh. i remember now. when i said i lost everything in Katrina. you used that against me for exposing you on being a crackhead.
it failed then and it still fails
lmao @ me homeless
8 years ago
a successful black man is like dividing by zero, the extremity of the paradox causes the universe to implode *duck and covers*
8 years ago
I got bored with all the rants, so I need a re-cap, who won?
8 years ago
ok, here is the summary

OJ: it's not a fucking sandwich! (sorry wrong thread, for real now) oh no! something i don't understand. i'd better over compensate by spamming the 'i'm right, you're an idiot' card
seagal: unfortunately no one can be told what the why is... you have to see it for yourself. then extends hands with blue and red pill
bling: is standing naked in the corner pissing on himself mumbling something about mozart then passes out
OJ: is all over the blue pill like a elchris on cock then calls everyone idiots again
bling: vomits then chokes on it a little
seagal: says fuck it, takes the red pill and flies away on magic fairy wings
me: brain slime oozes out of ears and nose
stjizz: runs in room wheezing, opens his mouth then shits himself
chris: same delusion, different day
tool/dik: both drop golden one liners
tyrone: causes universe to explode

and the winner is! ...nobody, this whole thing was a waste of time, i feel sorry for anybody that reads any of it. and have a nice day
8 years ago
There is nothing to understand about this video!
8 years ago
LMFAO, thanx for the summary.
8 years ago
Original description:

"You know how repeating something over and over can eventually be funny but then it stops being funny but then it becomes funny again but then it stops being funny but then it becomes funny again but then it stops being funny but then it becomes funny again but then it stops being funny but then it becomes funny again but then it stops being funny but then it becomes funny again but then it stops being funny but then it becomes funny again but then it stops being funny but then it becomes funny again but then it stops being funny but then it becomes funny again?

Me neither, but I did it anyway."

That doesn't actually make it funny.
8 years ago
The Milgram experiment showed how people believe what someone who they deem to be an authority figure tells them.

The guy who wrote that is not an authority figure, he isn't right & it's not funny.
8 years ago
If I put on a white doctors coat & told you to suck my dick, you guys would probably do it.

Especially if I told you there was deeper meaning.
8 years ago
who is the authority figure again? and i never follow authority or the crowd. in fact, i usually go the opposite direction just to piss people off that try to tell me what to do

p.s. that description made me laugh and if you can read it all the way through without laughing then you have no sense of humor and no soul
8 years ago
NO!
8 years ago
no problem BM

in retrospect, i wish i had said 'dik/tool' instead but that would have been chronologically out of order and my OCD can't tolerate that
8 years ago
wow, i'm gone a couple hours and ^ that happens.

you pricks.
8 years ago
what did i do?
8 years ago
When's the sequel coming out?
8 years ago
It'll never be as good as the first.
8 years ago
the only movie ive ever seen that the sequel was close to as good as the first.. was godfather 2..and really only because it was basically an entirely different movie
8 years ago
There was Evil Dead 2.
8 years ago
Evil Dead just got dumber & dumberer
8 years ago
empire strikes back
8 years ago
You can't even include Star Wars in a debate like this.
8 years ago
you're right, its awesomeness far exceeds any other movies
8 years ago
X-men 2
8 years ago
yeah, that one was better than the original imo. i also liked tremors 2 and 3 as much as the first
8 years ago
grimlins 2 was as good or better
8 years ago
*e
8 years ago
"some people call him a gremlin"

"well, the name of this lil' grumbling is gonna be Fruit Loop"
8 years ago
spam about in my submission, i dont like when they get more than 60 comments.
8 years ago
i like 'em lean.
8 years ago
like, you can watch it, but please only talk about it if you really have to...
8 years ago
and that was three answers in the wrong thread....
8 years ago
WHAT THE FUCK???
8 years ago
ah well...

*rolls up*
8 years ago
hi seagal! and i'll spam where ever the fuck i want! if you don't like it then don't submit shit :P
8 years ago
come on, my ocd friend, count out who posted the most comments in here, i bet it's me.

i was just talking shit.
8 years ago
as always.
8 years ago
no, just forget it! i won't talk on your precious fucking posts anymore! *holds back tears* i'll just go somewhere else... where i'm appreciated! *runs away bawling*
8 years ago
I put this on in the background as I was trying to get on a chick. She left.
8 years ago
COCKBLOCK SUCCESSFUL!
8 years ago
god this is tedious
8 years ago
it gets better after about 4 minutes.
8 years ago
That is a barefaced lie!
8 years ago
Don't believe the Germans, fries. Doing that cost us 6million Jews.
8 years ago
i didnt want to go that far in case i cerebral hemorrhage
8 years ago
it's not as if those were "your" jews...
8 years ago
he means europe as a whole
8 years ago
oh, so now you consider yourself a part of europe again?

crazy flip flopping island monkeys.
8 years ago
well not as such but we were allied to Poland during the 1930's
8 years ago
My dog is having a seizure right here on the floor as we speak.
8 years ago
"it's not as if those were "your" jews..."

hahaha!
8 years ago
Those jews were the property of my family
8 years ago
We farmed matzo balls just outside Bonn
8 years ago
Those filthy bastard Nazi's took them
8 years ago
Mainly because they needed soap
8 years ago
i'm pretty sure you can't "farm" matze balls.
8 years ago
holy crapola...
although this is probably the best thing to have been on Mucho in a while
8 years ago
Well it's better than your idiotic comments, that's for sure.
8 years ago
Pwn3d!
8 years ago
wanko's glass house just fell.
8 years ago
wait... "holy crapola" is a pretty gay comment
well deserved pwn, wanko
8 years ago
Stay away from my house. I'm calling the cops.
8 years ago
Fuck where'd my TV go?
8 years ago
it wasnt me. i only steal bikes
8 years ago
AND shotguns!
8 years ago
that shotgun was borrowed...... and never returned. so yes, shotguns too
8 years ago
This is like Barney torture
8 years ago
like listening to dik
8 years ago
how does it end?
Hopefully,theres this stupid shitmunchin nazi german fucker who is riding on the highspeed train in fance,i think its called the TGV,and it jumps the track into a stone embankment and said Nazi shitmuncher,turns to liquid know-nothing shit spackle
8 years ago
it ends with jizz in your beard, as always.
8 years ago
happy ending
8 years ago
?why?.....whyyyyy?!!!!!:((((((((

fuck you alll.....whyyyy?!!!!!!!noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
8 years ago
Silence!
8 years ago
it was hard to imagine anything more tedious than this song...until the comments...the horror...the horror
4 years ago
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