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gay scientists made an important find

they found the gene that makes people christian

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by drumrave

submitted April 10th 2010

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haha... ill get a projector and play this at the church down the street
8 years ago
gotta love the onion
8 years ago
No I don't.
8 years ago
i like fried onion most.
8 years ago
this is not the onion
8 years ago
It's the Chaser show "CNNNN", from Australia. Good show.
8 years ago
I got your pink tiger.
8 years ago
homosexuality is a genetic mutation but anyone who thinks we are within eons if being able to isolate specific genes and control them knows less about genetics than jesus did about the actual beginning of the universe
8 years ago
Actually we're not that far away. Biggest problem is figuring out the triggers that turn on certain genes at certain times, so that we can grow cells the way we want them to grow.

It's basically the biggest barrier in Stem Cell Research at the moment... since we don't know how to control it very well, they like to turn into tumors (normally non-cancerous) since they don't grow in the proper order. I give it 10-20 years and we'll be able to do gene therapy on that level.
8 years ago
I don't know if I have that long.
8 years ago
"homosexuality is a genetic mutation" Thanks for the info professor Kojach. Perhaps you would like to inform every medical and scientific organization under the sun of your findings because they still maintain that there is no proof that homosexuality is a natural occurrence and that in most cases it develops at an early age.
8 years ago
How old were you when you figured out you were gay?
8 years ago
"All I know is that I'm a Jehovas Witness, And all the rest of you are AIDS infected Queers who will smolder in the bowels of hell..
8 years ago
^modisoon is my dead wife's daddy - fact
8 years ago
Sorry to hear about your bad luck then.
Both of you.
8 years ago
If being gay is a genetic mutation, maybe you can ask god why he did it.
8 years ago
Sometimes when I feel bad about getting food stamps and assisted housing and not taking care of my six kids while I sit on the couch smoking weed while waiting for my $3000.00 tax "return" (which I didn't pay a cent towards), I shake my fist at the sky..

And between clenched teeth I cry "WHY, GOD.. WHY DID YOU MAKE ME THIS WAY!!!
8 years ago
implying that people who don't pay taxes get tax refunds? wow, that's news to me.
8 years ago
He doesn't like to mix fact with opinion, so he just leaves out the facts.
8 years ago
We need to hang out Roland.
8 years ago
I dunno if it's 3k but if you pay no income tax they recommend you still file a return 'cause you can get various credits and shit back and stimulus checks.
8 years ago
I pay tax on my welfare and can get "tax returns" sometimes, I would rather keep the money but it's automatically being taxed to the stack before it comes to my bank account , at least i can get part of the money back, then the rest goes to my retirement(pension)system , which grows larger by the time and will give me more money when I get older, I wonder if I get welfare and pension at same time, would be great .

A life without work! Reality for some

FUCK YOU ANTS
8 years ago
plantshit were are you now?
8 years ago
Mental institution?
8 years ago
1. Facts are irrelevant on tax day.
2. Tool, bring guns and beer.
3. TiredGuy if you pay in like 2k and get back 6k (courtesy of your intellectual ineptitude, lack of drive, and uncanny ability to pop out random bastard children at the drop of a hat) you'd consider that paying in?
4. Fuck the stack.
8 years ago
My ex knew Craig Ruecastle, wish they were still on TV, doing all individual projects now :(
8 years ago
Here's three degrees of no one cares.
Fuck off.
8 years ago
suck my balls
8 years ago
meh.
8 years ago
awesome.
8 years ago
The joke would've actually made sense if a gay gene had actually been discovered and it had been proven that gays were actually born that way. Flipping the roles doesn't really work as satire when gays actually are hoping scientists find the gay gene.
8 years ago
What's the difference? It's a perversion, so with supernatural providence removed from the equation, why not round up gays into concentration camps?
8 years ago
I'll tell you why...because they'd put on "Hello Dolly" in the mess hall, that's why!
8 years ago
(supernatural providence...wtf)
8 years ago
get ahold of yourself claude
8 years ago
this is stupid...
8 years ago
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