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Pokerface Mashup

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by BigDumbHippy

submitted April 10th 2010

158 comments
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comments (158)
*gaga rant*
8 years ago
Yak's still right. Shitty thing was that I had to listen to that whole god damned song to be able to finish the rant...

It's a trick gentlemen, don't fall for it. Case in point... Yak's right and Gaga's wrong.
8 years ago
you got a brown spot there...right in the middle
8 years ago
haha this made me laugh
8 years ago
*Groan...well if her presence finally makes Madonna hang up her tampon, I guess she has served mankind.
8 years ago
Cartman Singing poker face is the only thing that came from that cunt that I like.
8 years ago
Cartman makes everything better
8 years ago
yes, yes he does. now screw you guys, i'm goin' home
8 years ago
good we hate you.
8 years ago
Aw just kiddin.
8 years ago
Aaa! you guys are assholes, and i do not have an anal probe!
8 years ago
still trying to stick everything you come across up your ass deedub?
8 years ago
why does it always have to be about something ether going into or coming out of my ass?! *farts fire* goddammit!!
8 years ago
hahaha
8 years ago
She looks hot as fuck in the platinum wig with the metal thing on her cheek, too bad that ain't the whole video.
8 years ago
ARRRRGGGG SHE MAKES MY EARS BLEED!!!!
8 years ago
Be happy. It's usually your asshole that's bleeding.
8 years ago
quit dreaming about your date last night
8 years ago
Quit failing at comebacks.
8 years ago
after you quit failing at life
8 years ago
i waited 13.78 hours for THIS?
8 years ago
Another zinger from you. You're on a roll.
8 years ago
call me butter
8 years ago
QUIT FUCKING INTERPOSTING ME.
8 years ago
lol
8 years ago
does dogs are pretty awesome
8 years ago
agreed?
8 years ago
I don't understand the question :/
8 years ago
he accidentally the whole thing
8 years ago
Can any of you fags think of any good films/documentaries/TV shows you'd recommend?
8 years ago
documentary: "the yes men", "the yes men save the world", "the corporation"

movie: "six degrees of separation", "barton fink", "the player"

tv show: "baywatch", "baywatch nights", "knight rider", "americas got talent"

and almost everything on here is worth watching: http://www.vbs.tv/
8 years ago
Baywatch, Baywatch nights, nightrider & americas got talent?

I have the yes men save the world downloading already, but after those recommendations I'm tempted to stop it.

Fucking hell man!
8 years ago
fuck and the aristocrats are both good documentaries.

defendor was a decent movie i saw recently.

breaking bad is an awesome tv show.
8 years ago
dude, don't hassle the hoff!

seriously, we were just talking bout hoff in chat and i found it funny.let's try again:

tv show: "dexter", "arrested development", "its always sunny in philadelphia", "parks and recreation", "modern family", "the wire", "breaking bad"
8 years ago
dont know bout defendor, but everything else the Adams says is true.
8 years ago
Well I have seen the aristocrats, but wish I hadn't.
8 years ago
That just isn't funny or entertaining in any way.
8 years ago
I din't like Dexter, but I've heard good things about arrested development, its always sunny in Philadelphia & I've actually got angry with people before for not watching The Wire. I've seen all 5 series of that, twice.

Think I'm going to give Defendor a go.
8 years ago
WATCH IN THE LOOP!!!
8 years ago
Then you'll wanna watch In The Thick of It.
8 years ago
defendor looks decent, think i'll dl that too. and i'm absolutely positive you will love the yes men movies.
8 years ago
or The Thick of It, which is its actual name.
8 years ago
Im only getting save the world, is the other one just called yes men?

I didn't like breaking bad either, was a little silly.
8 years ago
yeah it is, its the first, save the world is the second. dude i'll get to in the loop and that other one, i'm still busy with my regular shows plus the stuff you told me last time (phoenix nights, black books, gavin and stacey).
8 years ago
OK, so long as you keep taking in that good shit.
8 years ago
i have to admit, phoenix nights is really exhausting, the accents are hard to get for someone who mainly watches stuff with american english in it, but i'll get there eventually. oh and as i stated before, i loved alan partridge.
8 years ago
seagull you forgot Baywatch Hawaii...noob
8 years ago
East Bound and Down Oj
8 years ago
haha I didn't think about the accents in Phoenix Nights, he's from fucking Bolton. A lot of English people are like "what...?".

Seen it xzekiel, good stuffs.
8 years ago
right, east bound was good. btw, does anybody know if there will be a second season? oh and speaking of midseason shows, nurse jackie and party down are quite good too.
8 years ago
I liked Born into Brothels, King of Kong, Anvil, Home...and Capturing the Friedmans is pretty sick. Afghan Star was kinda boring but interesting at parts. This is pretty entertaining: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zm1PEY8F4xE
8 years ago
yes, there'll be a second and final season this year i think http://www.sharapovasthigh.com/2009/04/eastbound-and-down-coming-back-for.html
8 years ago
king of kong and anvil were great.

and thanks for the info, zeke.
8 years ago
np seagull. About Afghan Star, it's interesting to see into their culture as the Taliban had banned music, dancing, and television for a number of years, but then it starts to suck cuz you're just sitting there watching them sing.
8 years ago
I'm not joking when I say that I am personally responsible for atleast 16/17 people watching King of Kong who would have never seen it otherwise.
8 years ago
Please tell me you've seen American Movie
8 years ago
I had to watch it with them, cause "its about some guys going for the record of an arcade game" does not sell it to people.

Too many people would turn it off after 10-15 minutes thinking WTF?? But after watching it, I think most of them tried to get others to watch it. It's fucking brilliant.

Fuck Billy Mitchell!
8 years ago
I'm bookmarking this page.
This thread is going to be filled with gold!
8 years ago
zeke, i'm trying to find it ever since the avgn recommended it, cant find it anywhere, but it sounds awesome.
8 years ago
Of the documentaries I've seen, American Movie is by far the best. I also want to see Which Way Home, but I can't find that online.
8 years ago
American movie seagull: http://crackle.com/c/American_Movie/American_Movie/2448594
8 years ago
We're sorry, the video you are looking for is not available.

Please browse the Crackle Show Guide to see our video library.

but thanks anyways.

oh and speaking of awesome doc's, "zoo", "darkon" and "monstercamp"
are quite good too.
8 years ago
(I emailed Mike Schank telling him how much I like his music in the movie and he sent me an autographed cd)
8 years ago
http://www.movies-links.tv/movies/american_movie/
8 years ago
that website is awesome for streaming movies!
8 years ago
thanks oj.

hey did you look at the link in my first reply? they have some great doc's about liberia, north korea and loads of other shit (norwegian black metal, the sex trade etc).
8 years ago
vbs is great
8 years ago
it really is...
8 years ago
i loved the travellers guide to north korea, the best part was shane getting drunk and karaoke'ing a sex pistols song while all the koreans looked at him like he had rabies.
8 years ago
ha, yeah. that was pretty sad, that one woman he played pool with--waiting all week to try to sell someone tea. It was like him showing up was the best time of her life.
8 years ago
oh god, the tea lady, she really made me sad...
8 years ago
it is pretty awesome though how they have statues packed with explosives
8 years ago
one can only guess whats going on in kim jong ills brain...
8 years ago
Link me directly to where I can watch this North Korean show pweease
8 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6oIu0RpDEWQ&feature=related
8 years ago
http://www.vbs.tv/de/watch/the-vice-guide-to-travel/vice-guide-to-north-korea-1-of-3

three parts instead of fourteen, you're welcome.
8 years ago
:( my bad
8 years ago
Cheers, the Liberia one is like 8 parts!
8 years ago
there used to be single vids of the travellers guides, where they d all been cut together, but they seem to have vanished...
8 years ago
vbs is fucking awesome!!
8 years ago
I've never seen so much awesome in one place.
8 years ago
especially the motherboard bit
8 years ago
told ya!
8 years ago
I'm so ronery...
8 years ago
best documentary? "This Is Spinal Tap"
8 years ago
uhm. no. iz mockumentary, iz rockumentary, but iz not actual documentary. iz awesome, though!
8 years ago
uhm, just trying to be sarcasmic, bird :(
8 years ago
off topic does not equal sarcastic
8 years ago
Right, Steven. When it comes to marketing, PR & basically communicating information, I know how it is done. I do it.

I have never been to Korea, so I can't say what anything is like there definitively, positive or negative. However, what I can tell you is that that VBS North Korea show was like a masterclass information management. It was like a how-to guide to forming opinions.

I lost count of how many unsubstantiated claims that bearded presenter made. They said this to us, they said that to us, they threatened us with jail etc etc. Funny how they didn't manage to capture any of that on film, in any way. Mixing fact with opinion is the definition of propaganda. They were showing footage & making statements which couldn't be even remotely validated, brilliantly influencing the opinion of anyone watching that show.

I wish I wrote this as I was watching it so I didn't have to think back for examples. That school is a good one though. I'm not saying what he said wasn't true about them being taken and forced into learning specific talents. It sure as fuck wasn't proven in any fucking way though. I couldn't tell you have many boarding schools there are in this country where children live and learn.

I'm not saying North Korea is a nice country, I very much doubt it is. However, taking everything he said as fact would be naive.

As an academic piece of work, which I know it isn't, it would be considered worthless.
8 years ago
Those statues at the DMZ are filled with explosives...

He could have said they were filled with dead babies if he wanted to. A journalist would have worn a hidden microphone, camera whatever.

All of that information was worthless without confirmation.
8 years ago
north korea is best korea
8 years ago
...watch out for those Easter Island statues, probly filled with thor heyerdahl tiki dolls...
8 years ago
of course it is. no other korea has exploding statues
8 years ago
damn you possum with your interposting and your gay makeout parties
8 years ago
haha...what?
8 years ago
OJ, i never said i took anything shane smith said in this or the liberia guide as fact, but it is hella entertaining to watch. and i've seen 2 or 3 other docs about people taking this "north korea guided tour" and they are all in the same vein. i'm sure that this was full of unfacts and bias, but i'm also pretty sure that north korea is actually one of the worst shitholes in the world.
8 years ago
I didn't say you did.

North Korea's shitholeness isn't relevant here. What I said was that his documentary was devoid of any fact or proof. Not a single piece, unless you count the time the guide said "I would ask you to step aside" when having his picture taken in front of the mural.

It was entertaining, but it quite obviously & intentionally failed to supply a single piece of harassment or ill-treatment. The sheer number of times that he said what happened before or after he was at a certain place & why things were happening just started to really piss me off.

I guess it is just because I am used to documentaries made by the liked of dispatches. When they were in Burma for example, filming undercover & showing what was really happening. Opposed to showing you absolutely nothing but making a number of claims.
8 years ago
If you're interested...

Burma's Secret War

Dispatches exposes the surge in violence inflicted on the Burmese people by their own regime. Enslaved by a brutal military dictatorship which wields absolute power, Burma is a secretive state where suppression reigns and dissent is not tolerated.

Journalist Evan Williams, who is banned from entering the country after reporting on Burma for more than 10 years, goes undercover to investigate the mass ethnic cleansing, forced labour and vicious clamping down of political opposition that characterise the dictatorship.
8 years ago
^ thinks michael moore films are documentaries
8 years ago
That is how a documentary needs to be done if it wants any credibility.
8 years ago
hmmm
8 years ago
*now bokmarks thread too*

impossible to keep all that shit in mind...
8 years ago
lol bird...

*favorites thread
8 years ago
I feel another "last" war coming on...
8 years ago
we've got enough last threads already, but hey knock yourself out sports, maybe you can win this one.
8 years ago
*is still last on three threads*
8 years ago
saying that is like tossing a gold coin in a circle of pirates
8 years ago
is supernova still in makeup?

ps- solly
8 years ago
Screw you possum.

Don't you fucking dare try & paint me as being some fucking Michael Moore fan boy. His shit is just as bad.

I hate it when people listen to/watch a convincing arguement, swallow it whole & then start churning it out as fact without ever considering that it isn't actually true!
8 years ago
just teasin oj...

subject change - getting the "new" Dr Who stuff on BBC america next week...is it worth anything?
8 years ago
pop culture fun fact: everything with "who" in its title sucks. proof? the who, dr. who, look who's talking, who's the boss?, whos that girl.....
8 years ago
horton hears a who being the notable exception from this rule...
8 years ago
I don't know anyone that watches Dr Who. It's supposed to be a popular show though, but so is X Factor.

This is how I know I am better than most people.
8 years ago
the who have some good songs and guess who has a shit load of good songs
8 years ago
It isn't something I'd ever recommend. You'll have to ask Steven what I'd recommend, as I can't remember...
8 years ago
haha, forgot "the guess who", they suck too!
so does the euro hip hop fag named "guess who",
as well as the movie "guess whos coming to dinner" and the atrocious ashton remake "guess who?"
8 years ago
nevermind...i thought i saw a chick i could fap to in the ads...considering she must've been british, i...thought it was...noteworthy...?
8 years ago
my point still stands uncontested.
8 years ago
friggin interposs!
8 years ago
The Isley Brothers--Who's That Lady?
8 years ago
pwned
8 years ago
i now officially go out to clean up my garage *truth!*

i can only face it after 9 beers :(

wish me luck
8 years ago
I did read that the new Dr Who sidekick bird is "too sexy" & people (I assume women) have been complaining.

8 years ago
bah! that sounds like a poor man's curtis mayfield zeke. so, fits my rule too....
8 years ago
you're stretching it bird
8 years ago
see you guys in 20 minutes - bye
8 years ago
no, you suck seagal! only the sith deal in absolutes, burn him! he turned me into a newt then shocked me with force lightning.... i got better
8 years ago
zeke, don't even get me started on bad songs that have who in their title, we'll be here for days.

who knew

who let the dogs out

who knows

who is it

lets face it, even weezers buddy holly sucks cuz of all the whoo whoos in it...
8 years ago
okay, i'll admit it, i'm just sticking with my ridiculous premise for fun by now, but there is a certain truth behind it.
8 years ago
Like me & my dumb Americans premise.
8 years ago
kinda, only more retarded.

and way funnier!
8 years ago
Eh, no.
8 years ago
eh, yes.
8 years ago
I get piss off like 10 people with my shit, you got 2/3 max.
8 years ago
Pissing people off is funny.
8 years ago
you get piss off people?

SO FRIGGIN GROSS!!!
8 years ago
*to
8 years ago
i'm not a troll like you, i enjoy having fun more than pissing people off.
8 years ago
I enjoy having fun BY pissing people off
8 years ago
I don't enjoy having fun
8 years ago
Just got my tickets for her Minneapolis show yesterday. Yup....I am a fag.
8 years ago
you have no place in Mucho
8 years ago
full frontal now!..and i might forgive you
8 years ago
ermmm...no fries...NO!
8 years ago
i don't know, typs is still a pretty cool chick
8 years ago
Leave Typs alone!
8 years ago
oh, so now i'm the bad guy?

typs is my buddy, we kid around like this all the time...

typs?
8 years ago
Possum, heard this yet?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9Sp_aDzPBY
8 years ago
who/what, urks?
8 years ago
okay, wow - thnks negro!
8 years ago
The song in the link.
8 years ago
Interposter.
8 years ago
and, after wiki research - jerry casale IS with them again - yay!...only "original" member not there is "Alan"...and who cares, he's a drummer :)
8 years ago
I love you guys.
8 years ago
the Walken makes this A-OK
8 years ago
it's "The walk-man"
8 years ago
I wanna bang this broad!!!
8 years ago
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