points: 7

Oh, butterfingers

How?

featuredgross

by DoctorLev

submitted April 9th 2010

53 comments
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Oh, butterfingers
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im hungry... spam anyone???
8 years ago
Looks more like a spiral-cut ham.
8 years ago
Maybe they're gills on a mutation of a new Aqua-man species.
8 years ago
Handburger anyone?
8 years ago
Finger-food. Yum.
8 years ago
Look on the bright side, no fingerprints.
8 years ago
not quite... his fingerprint would be a ton of horizontal scars...
8 years ago
truth be told, fingerprints come back after a while
8 years ago
fun fact: the more you damage your fingertips, the more unique your fingerprint becomes
8 years ago
Trust a black guy to research fingerprints.
8 years ago
^racist pig!
8 years ago
My dad doesn't have fingerprints. He's worked with his hands too much and they've worn off.

They took his prints three times before giving up when he went in to get his concealed carrying permit.
8 years ago
is your dad a gingoid too?
8 years ago
did they stick their hand in a blender?
8 years ago
doesn't make sense to me really... maybe a weed whacker with a metal spinny part?
8 years ago
'a metal spinny part' Just another example of the collegiate intelligence that we are so graciously endowed with here on MS..
8 years ago
It happens to me when I try to open a bottle and it's stuck on really tight.
8 years ago
i wonder where it hurts most
8 years ago
QUICK, get the lemon juice
8 years ago
And the salt wrap!
8 years ago
Two birds with one stone: Jerk off with Neosporin.
8 years ago
hahaha
8 years ago
what do they just superglue that up? can't stitch it, can't staple...
8 years ago
wheres the story behind this?
8 years ago
Cuts are too even for anything other than self-inflicted methinks.
8 years ago
youthinks wrong. self-inflicted wouldn't be that precise
8 years ago
Probably a machine that cuts roast beef.
8 years ago
i looks like a deli slicer
8 years ago
have either of you used a deli slicer? it would not do that.
8 years ago
I think it was a paper shredder.
8 years ago
this is why you don't talk on a cell phone and drive
8 years ago
This should be the punishment for driving and talking.
8 years ago
ouuuch
8 years ago
super emo.
8 years ago
Will it blend?
8 years ago
I watched it on YT , fucking sucks
8 years ago
looks like cut up fish.
8 years ago
Jesus titty fucking Christ.
8 years ago
Looks like someone's been playing with a paper shredder.
8 years ago
PAPER SHREDDER! thats plausible

even cuts small just as a shredder would
8 years ago
how stupid do you have to be to get your hand that mangled in a paper shredder? man i wish there was a story behind this pic.
8 years ago
its obviously a womans hand.
8 years ago
like you'd know a womans hand other than your mothers bitch
8 years ago
There you are again, smelling my nut sac. Yo dude I need some room to breathe, back the fuck up.
8 years ago
And you call me out as being a youngin' when you're posting "Yo dude"...what are you like 15??
8 years ago
no I'm 7. how does feel getting pwned by 7 year old?
8 years ago
It cuts me really deep...hahaha. Suck it you whiny asswipe!
8 years ago
I hate it when that happens
8 years ago
That's just what I do when people ignore friend requests.
8 years ago
Hey it's Vince with Slap Chop.
8 years ago
Garbage disposal, blender, or wood chipper. What ever it was, it was fucking sharp, those are clean ass cuts.
8 years ago
The shape of the cuts reminds me of the way Pringles stack up.
8 years ago
ewwww thats nasty!!!!!
8 years ago
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