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Do you like my new t-shirt?

"waaa waaa waaa poor Americans are getting healthcare"

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by Oranjeboom

submitted April 3rd 2010

96 comments
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Do you like my new t-shirt?
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Zing!
7 years ago
Pong!
7 years ago
Gong!
7 years ago
you really are a cunty english cock muncher.
i hope you get killed by a cab driver in 3 weeks time
7 years ago
^butthurt
7 years ago
rah tard
7 years ago
obvious troll is obviously trolling.

you're a friggin agitator, oj.
7 years ago
He's a wind-up merchant and no mistake
7 years ago
Unsubstantiated allegations.
7 years ago
your face is an unsubstantiated allegation.
7 years ago
Your gayness isn't
7 years ago
Neither is the one regarding the improvement of a certain rock band by employing a certain high pitched singer.
7 years ago
DIE!
7 years ago
Imagine him singing Big Bottomed Girls.....AWESOME!
7 years ago
DIE!
7 years ago
cоюз cоветских cоциалистических толстыйослов?
7 years ago
первый двоичный и теперь это дерьмо?

умереть, товарищ г-даб!
7 years ago
*cocks shotgun*
I hate ruskies.
7 years ago
you ride shotgun on cocks.
7 years ago
lol @ seagal

then calm your ass down PH, there's no ruskies here
7 years ago
my initial comment was actually a little humor for the brits if they are smart enough to get it
7 years ago
why waste comments on those toothed-challanged nancy boys?
7 years ago
I think a better question would be

why waste my time with a dumb motherfucker who can't even spell challenged?
7 years ago
Billymayretard strikes again
7 years ago
well 20 hours and no bits, guess they aren't smart enough :/
7 years ago
To read Russian? No.
7 years ago
whoa calling me out for a spelling mistake..you some sort of crusader gaychud?
you little fuckin pussy..better hope we never cross paths
7 years ago
Depends if he goes to gay bars
7 years ago
lol what a cock!

"better hope we never cross paths"

hahaha
7 years ago
well that's the last fucking time i go out of my way for you assholes, i guess billy was right about it being a waste of time! *storms off*
7 years ago
It is a waste of time, all I can see is a bunch of unreadable code...

Doesn't make for a good joke.
7 years ago
dunnn daaaaaa DUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNN!!!!!
7 years ago
TBH dw the text came out really bizarre and changed to russian of some sort this morning
7 years ago
"SOVIET Union of cotsialisticheskih tolstyyoslov" is all I get, dw.

Stevens translates just fine, unlike yours.
7 years ago
fine fine, let me baby step you lazy worthless fucks through this:

1. cheeky, that is called encoding, your browser is on auto and is switching back and forth between western and unicode when it should to be on unicode to make most things show up properly
2. i would have thought at least orange would know that "cоюз cоветских cоциалистических" is the CCC in CCCP
3. the last word is supposed to take a little work. since i couldn't find a slang translation for fatasses, i took the words "толстый" (fat) and "ослов" (asses) and put them together to form the last word
4. its a play on the phrase "united states of fatasses" that fries coined. so, its CCCT (t for толстыйослов or fatasses)
5. just a side note, CCCP translates to ;union of soviet socialist republics; so it wouldn't be USSA for us it would be USSS where the last S is states since we are a union of states

get it yet you pieces of shit or do i need to draw pictures in crayon too? jesus fuck! *storms back off*
7 years ago
So it would be Union of Socialist States of America, making it USSA
7 years ago
beer anyone?
7 years ago
You can't join two Russian words together, make a new one & then expect us to be able to translate your new fucking word.

& it is a play on USSR, not CCCP. So it would be USSA.

You took two completely different things & mixed them up to make a new joke. You had good intentions, but it just didn't work.

7 years ago
My browser is on unicode dw.
7 years ago
Yes please.
7 years ago
& it's United States of Fatties.
7 years ago
I know what encoding is ffs.
7 years ago
*USSF

My bad...
7 years ago
oh no, youre right actually.
7 years ago
USSFA would be more precise
7 years ago
well that works in german and i don't know/care about russian. i didn't take two completely different things, they are the same fucking thing just in two different languages. it works the way fugs said it if you drop the soviet. but i don't even give a fuck about any of this so fuck you all!
piss water ain't gonna cut it sporty, i need something harder, wine would work. i wish i had some right now :(
7 years ago
are you autistic?
7 years ago
I'll have a pint of wife beater
7 years ago
i'm a little autistic. actually i'm half native american, quarter dyslexic, eight autistic and an eight english. i usually leave that last part off, its a little embarrassing
7 years ago
*eighth
7 years ago
hahaha, wife beater sounds like an awesome name for alcohol, something redneck like hillbilly moonshine
7 years ago
It is.
7 years ago
dw, got any sisters?
7 years ago
any photos of them?
7 years ago
http://realfakeblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/stella-wife-beater2_big.jpg
7 years ago
http://www.chooseachat.com/images/funnies_ads/stella.jpg

would have been better
7 years ago
dw...did you just say you'd like a glass of fucking wine you pussy??
7 years ago
i am declining to answer that question, possum, on the grounds that the majority of the things going on in your head frighten and disturb me. and that is saying a lot
7 years ago
Ha ha ha ha
7 years ago
Fizzy shite but it's refreshing
7 years ago
Any naked photos of any sisters?
7 years ago
i've got papers to prove that i'm harmless!
7 years ago
sporty:

1. fuck you
2. wine is less pussy than beer since it actually has some alcohol in it instead of water that a drunk guy pissed in
3. in redneckville, you don't sip wine you chug it out of the bottle and its easy to get, i'm next door to altus which has two wineries and loads of shops that sell it 7 days a week
4. i think i'm in a numbered list mood for some reason
7 years ago
I've got some of my mum if ya want to see em
7 years ago
@sporty - i'm good
7 years ago
sure you are poss :)
we've seen all of your mum we want sporty, and i do have one sister but i don't have any naked photos of her you sickos
7 years ago
@sporty - got any sisters?
7 years ago
*shakes head*
7 years ago
DW, on a scale of 1 - 10, how fuckable is your sister?
7 years ago
i'm gonna have to forward all questions regarding my sister to her ex husband, i'm sure he can tell you all about her
7 years ago
You can pass on this question:

Where do I find her nakkies online?
7 years ago
does your sister have native-american looking cheekbones?

just curious
7 years ago
They're in his box-o-wine
7 years ago
possun: yes
sporty: get the fuck outta my box-o-wine!
7 years ago
*possun now faps
7 years ago
*feels dirty now

on a related note, i heard a comedian sing a song the other day about traveling to hollywood when he was a kid and seeing elvis. he said elvis hugged his sister for far too long, but he would have pimped her out to him just to hear him sing one of his songs
7 years ago
So....has she got a fat arse?
7 years ago
*sighs heavily then goes back to playing video games*
7 years ago
baww time: the native american 16-yr-old chick i lost my coveted norwegian/american virginity to...she died last week, at 44 years old, in rapid city south dakota, of liver failure...

sighs heavily, then goes back to trolling dw for pics of his sis
7 years ago
Come on DW....send us some pics
7 years ago
if i was freak enough to have pics of my sister i wouldn't be handing them out, so forget about it.
anyways, river monsters is on animal planet and its a good episode, that should take your mind off other people's sister
7 years ago
Quatermas 2 was on BBC2 over here. By the sounds of it that will do the same job.
7 years ago
wooosh
7 years ago
Fake! Orange is black.
7 years ago
I don't need health insurance I'm healthy! Same principle with smoke detectors, haven't had a single fire! Huge waste of money
7 years ago
Until the day you get third degree burns when your house sets on fire.
7 years ago
We just don't want American turning into the kind of tardhole that the UK is.
7 years ago
America* see, you're getting there! now go and not help homeless people while you're country is getting fixed
7 years ago
Ohhh America, i had no idea what he meant.
7 years ago
*sad face, headshake*
7 years ago
Hahah.
7 years ago
Not having to go bankrupt in order to have a simple surgical procedure is pretty retarded The Wanker, I must concur.
7 years ago
What's retarded is how everyone ignores the fact that there's a $300,000 price tag on a surgery and how little sense that makes. Why could someone take a flight and have the exact same surgery done for $10,000? Why is the price tag in America inflated?

If that were really the bill then health insurance would be a steal at almost any price! If that were really the bill the kind of premiums we pay are ridiculously low given the risk of a person facing surgery or cancer treatment or something in their life.

If that were really the bill, docs would pay off their student loans in a week and be millionaires in a month.

Er maybe it's not really the bill and the legislation should have focused on the bill being the real bill instead of some huge inflated number. An $8000 surgery costs a guy of the street $8000, but if he has insurance his company will only pay $1500 and if he's on Medicare they will only pay $1200. But let's ignore all that and just hide the numbers even more. We'll have a great system were all anyone knows is their ever-increasing premium. Don't worry what it's for, gov/industry will do the thinking for you, just pay it and shut up. Math is hard, kids.

It's funny you guys see some micheal moore shit and everyone believes that getting a finger put back on will cost 80k or whatever and ruin your life. I could go to NY into the faggiest fancy place and pay $500 for a steak dinner too but that doesn't mean I need $500 to avoid starvation. Oh and we all need $800 a week prescription drugs to live, even if those drugs didn't exist until last year, and all these poor people who can't afford them will have to live like... oh wait, exactly everyone else in the fucking world will have to live for years until the wonder drug is approved in their country and exactly how everyone else fucking lived in the entire period of human history until retardoflex hit the drug stores. Who fucking remembers a time when an $800 a week drug habit was reserved for young celebrities?

There's fucked up shit in any system and you could go into any country and interview a bunch of people who had been screwed over or families of those who died because the system but generally people are fine with it until you tell them how outraged they are supposed to be.

While they keep bitching about crazy our health cost are they represent 6% of income on average as opposed to 5% back in the 50's. Somehow we managed that 60 years with things being essentially the same without realizing what a fucking nightmare every day is without obamainsurance! Oh thank god we're saved now I won't have to pay 80k to have my finger sewn back on!
7 years ago
Thinking with your mind is so blase'.

"Facts", "common sense", and "reason" are things of the past, dude.

Get hip, and think with your heart.
7 years ago
Sure, you can prove anything with facts...
7 years ago
Here's one less idiot we have to pay for, http://www.katc.com/news/easter-weekend-boating-trip-ended-in-tragedy/
7 years ago
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