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Ass, Gas or Cash

No one rides for free, bitches.

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by GimmieAFreshie

submitted March 31st 2010

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Ass, Gas or Cash
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530i Wagon, hot.
8 years ago
Black Mans Willy
8 years ago
Damn... takes me back. He was down with Ice Cube and Da Lenchmob
8 years ago
Guerillas in the mist
8 years ago
Whoa there hershey..just cause some jig who is so god damn stupid he needs to abbreviate his name,says ass,gas or cash you think thats the last word?
I bet you are younger than 23 arent ya freshpoopy?
8 years ago
25 cracker
8 years ago
fuck you
8 years ago
and stay dead asshole
8 years ago
Classic example of revisionist history.
8 years ago
AAAAAGGHHHH!

23!
8 years ago
I'm betting the label wouldn't let him use the word "grass" on an album.
8 years ago
yep, i was thinking the same thing
8 years ago
Don't tell freshie that, he's convinced that this came first.
8 years ago
is this supposed to prove something? the saying with "gas, grass, or ass..." goes back decades.
8 years ago
I was experimenting today because it was sunny and warm and my results are as follows:
If you drive by an asian chick and leer at her like a total perv, she'll probably just keep looking ahead and pretend she doesn't notice.
If you do it to a white or indian girl, some will ignore and some will smile at you.
If you do it to a black chick, she'll actually wave or push up her hair and do a pose.
If you do it to a british guy, he'll bend over and beg you to ram something in his shitter.
8 years ago
hahahaha...like a little mr wizzard aint ya Wanko?
8 years ago
Only if you're a plumber Wanko. Shitter = toilet
8 years ago
lol @ wanko
8 years ago
Ok forget the shitter joke, the first three are based on real world observations.

I found it interesting. Like, is that the reason black dudes lean out the window and whistle at chicks? Because those chicks actually like it and respond?
8 years ago
This theory is shit, Wanko. How I end up with an asian wife then? you fuck.

whats the over/under on bank closures this year?
8 years ago
cause she was the only chick that let you shit in her mouth?
8 years ago
haha, that thought just made me gag when i looked at her....haha

how ya doing swill?
8 years ago
sorry to make you gag at the sight of your wife but after being married long enough its kind of hard not to gag when you look at your wife

i'm still alive how about yourself?
8 years ago
Nah, she is still pretty hot.

Doing fine, thanks. Do you guys use Backup Exec at your work?
8 years ago
Backup Exec is for fags.
8 years ago
no, right now i am working on getting a standardized backup solution for all of the clinics in the state cause i am working off a half ass back up system consisting of windows scheduled tasks and some shitty free software called pc backup that keeps farting out and i have to keep fiddling with it to keep my medical record database backed up

we will probably go to commvault but i just found out today that dell has a new backup system that will manage internal and offsite just like commvault so we are going to do some checking in and make sure we get the most bang for the buck. especially since headquarters is fucking squeezing us for every goddammed penny they can
8 years ago
bottom line is i get what little rock tells me to get but they are taking input at the moment so i am trying to make sure they don't skimp on this one since we are required to keep medical records for 99 years, that is going to build up to a shit load of data to be stored in no time
8 years ago
Commvault sucks balls. But I'm biased. Do you have a link to the Dell thing?

BE 2010 is pretty slick...you ought to check it out....
8 years ago
As for bank closures... how many were last year. I figure double that at least for this year.

Also unemployment will be around 77%. The only people that have jobs will be the unionized ones as Obama destroys ever other business in order to keep his campaign contributors happy. This will mean more people joining the military so he can send an extra hundred thousand troops to Iraq and Afghanistan as part of his plan to pull out. States will start releasing more than half the people in prison as they run out of money to lock up pot-smokers. Despite the high unemployment there will be a new law passed stating that the banks should lend $500,000 at 1% interest to every American so that they can buy houses, and people will cheer. If you can't pay the mortgage the government will. China won't buy nearly enough bonds to make that happen so the Fed will purchase another 5 trillion of our debt. Obama will be defeated by a republican as people demand change again because they don't know what they want and the next guy will read bullshit on the internet and decide to pay off the debt by directly printing 30 trillion (that'll be the debt once Obama is done) dollars and then declaring we're on the gold standard. People will cheer again until they realize our standard of life is built on the backs of the rest of the world that lives like shit so we can live like kings and now we just declared we want things to be 'fair' without realizing we were the ones cheating all along.

That's my prediction but then I'm an optimist.
8 years ago
well commvault is their baby right now but i will look into BE 2010 and see what they think about it. i don't have much on this new dell thing yet but i should soon, if it turns to be a decent solution i will let you know what i find out
8 years ago
Wanko, I wanted a number, not a manifesto.
8 years ago
You should have fucking specified that earlier.
8 years ago
Swill, given your size IT shop, you should be able to do it with BE better and with quit a bit less expense. Plus there is client side de-dupe now... If they are hung up, then look at NetBackup.
8 years ago
*quite
8 years ago
I cant believe you made me read that Wanko-bomber.
8 years ago
lol, manifesto

yeah, the big thing is that we all have the same thing and that it can automate as much as possible. like bringing services and databases on and off then moving files over local networks, ftps and vpns. if it does that and is cheaper than the rest then they might take a serious look at it
8 years ago
I'm not bombing anything but in a year and half I think I'm quitting my job and going back for yet another degree.
8 years ago
And I may start fucking black chicks.
8 years ago
@wanko re your earlier comment, re "indian"...you mean native americans or india indians?

no agenda, just curious

and still horny for natives :(
8 years ago
Wanko, you scare the shit out of me.
8 years ago
Pakis, not gas sniffers.
Never found a group of native chicks out walking near work in the summer.
8 years ago
i like that he's smoking a blunt next to the pump

thats gangsta
8 years ago
the vapors kill, not the fluid...
8 years ago
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