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Jesus Never Lies

Never.

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by Apathy

submitted March 30th 2010

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Jesus Never Lies
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Hey, I never did that.
7 years ago
Try it, It not only gave my computer more ram, it made my internet faster.
7 years ago
I meant got near an old person.
7 years ago
holy crap, dik is jesus!
7 years ago
so then, my mom is mary magdalene?
7 years ago
Well, I did just pay her $15 for sex...
7 years ago
She ripped you off
7 years ago
Hahaha, if it was dik, he would be saying "ummmm, fuck it, turn it off and on again"
7 years ago
haha +1 camy
7 years ago
+2 Camy
7 years ago
Holy crap. My computer is like... 3 times faster now. I think all the spyware and viruses depend on system 32 or something.
7 years ago
^finally fast
7 years ago
What does deleting system 32 actually do?
7 years ago
Give it a try and let us know how it goes
7 years ago
Fixes the viruses on your computer.
7 years ago
Also if you run a large magnet left to right across your hard drive, it wipes all the viruses away. That's an easier way to make your computer fast.
7 years ago
well if you manage to do it let me know because microsoft has not allowed you to delete sys32 files or folder since like xp
7 years ago
if you're running anything newer than windows 3.11 than you will get all kind of shit past your browser..
7 years ago
it depends on how you log in. as power user or administrator, you can delete enough shit to fuck your computer up. let me beam into your pc and i'll demonstrate drum.
7 years ago
"beam into your pc" wtf you think this is, star trek?
7 years ago
it's extremely easy to fuck shit up in windows without any kind of blocks holding you back. and since windows makes your initial account be a local admin then most people already have all the permissions they need to brick their OS
7 years ago
tiredguy I'll beam you my laptop that runs linux so you can delete all the system32 files and my dektop that I have locked down
7 years ago
That bastard lied, whatever belief you would like to follow is up to you, and whichever you choose will be the wrong one. the best belief can be found here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Norse_mythology
7 years ago
LOL, you're kidding right?
7 years ago
Wikipedia: for all your spiritual needs.
7 years ago
the first one that will make a joke about a religion has none. or maybe The Great Bill Gates will be horsewhipped at one time and go down in history as a god !
7 years ago
Would that make Steve Jobs the Devil? 'Cause I'm not sure I'd wanna be associated with that asshole.
7 years ago
when you have to choose between two assholes, choose the tighter one..
7 years ago
If you get four Catholic priests together, you'll always find a fifth.

There's your religion joke.
7 years ago
Adding the pain of a fifth priest upon your broken childhood wont help you Smerf. Maybe you should sue someone.
7 years ago
Persona, consider a different use of the word "fifth"
7 years ago
For All I know Jesus is my gardner and my spiritual homeboy...so fuck all you Haters..
7 years ago
^Gay for Jesus
7 years ago
^The hating Faggot..
7 years ago
^Still gay for Jesus
7 years ago
*nominates persona as the interim plantshit*
7 years ago
jesus is just alright with me
7 years ago
He's my homeboy.
7 years ago
*bumchum
7 years ago
he also claimed to be the son of god
7 years ago
he also said his mom was a virgin,
delusions of grandeur and in denial
7 years ago
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