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Heroic Boy Shoot Burglar

Onion News.

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by Apathy

submitted March 30th 2010

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Onion News, Use Caveman Talk To Make Joke, Capitalize Beginning Each Word No Reason. Total Faggot Post Like This, Make Fool Of Self, Eat Many Dicks... In all honesty this is meant to make fun of NRA, and other gun enthusiast/gun owners. Realistically, anyone who opposes the right to shoot an intruder regardless of political claim is a total douchebag.
8 years ago
I'm sure The Onion is also totally against Nasa. I mean they made a joke about them as well. Surely that means they absolutely despise them...
8 years ago
The Onion news hates everybody, because comedy=hate.
8 years ago
HAHAAHA! I'm a dumb fuckass.. I thought it was real to the point where the dad said "Was lucas laughing that woke me up" shit i gonna take a nap.
8 years ago
Yeah you're a dumb fuckass and you're also a piece of shit noob that needs to shut the fuck up.
8 years ago
Your mean :(
8 years ago
He is the nicest person on here, so fuck off!
8 years ago
dik, run this noob off!
8 years ago
Me, El_wanko and you.. love sandwich? Sure El_wanko wont mind since his cum guzzling boyfriend left him for a down-syndrome.
8 years ago
"it's not a fucking sandwich!! *cry*"

hahahaha, that'll never get old
8 years ago
Remove the cry part, or you're dead!
8 years ago
There's the cry right there ^
8 years ago
Wanker
8 years ago
DW's buttsore because you totally pwned him
8 years ago
wtf is that all about cheeky?
8 years ago
Yeppy you were never my boyfriend you little cockwhore.
8 years ago
Haha...this is awesome.
8 years ago
true, if youre not a cop they really dont care how long it takes to get to you, its really much easier to just kill someone breaking into your house than hold your gun pointed at them until the cops get there
8 years ago
If you don't kill him he'll just be robbing houses for crack money again in a week 'cause the cops and prosecution don't know how to do their jobs. If they do know then he'll be robbing houses in 18 months.
8 years ago
yeah, we need more vigilantes
8 years ago
I don't get why this is funny. I would expect any able bodied member of my family to kill, execution style, any asshole brazen enough to get caught in my house.

Maybe they should spoof individuals voting for a candidate they know nothing about. Voting solely on what some paid personality says.
8 years ago
I agree completely...

John McCain was a dumass for picking sarah palin...

Good thing Barack won... whew
8 years ago
Fuck the Onion
8 years ago
i don't think fucking an onion is a good idea
8 years ago
I want my right to CCW. All should have the right to bear arms and defend ones self and family. 48 states ccw
wisconsin open carry. And Illinois doesnt even have that right. Go Phelps Bill and the NRA and god bless Ted Tugent......


http://twitter.com/nranews
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