points: 2

This is what older brothers are for.

without encouragement, she probably would have stopped after that first near fall.

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by cold

submitted March 29th 2010

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When I was 5 my oldest brother told me that brown eggs were chocolate flavoured... I believed him.. I puked.. Thx bro
8 years ago
I ate clovers because I saw the deer eating them. My older brother and his friend convinced me maple leaves taste like maple syrup.....after they wrapped a slug up in one.
8 years ago
when i was 5 my oldest brother told me that his testicles were chocolate flavoured Tootsie-pops....thnks bro
8 years ago
My brothers convinced me that copper was a better color than silver....
8 years ago
^ i remember that one jim...damn those guys
8 years ago
^i remember that too... Those bastards
8 years ago
^I remember that as well...those assholes
8 years ago
fucking pennies...damn
8 years ago
I was talking D&D... Oops, shit. Let the cat outta the bag
8 years ago
I didn't have any brothers, just two older sisters. They still won't tell me where my penis is. Damn Sisters!
8 years ago
If i had younger sisters id play 'Find my penis' too.
8 years ago
She's the retard who jumped off thinking she could fly, what a fool
8 years ago
hehehe thats a dumbass bitch
8 years ago
where the fuck is the chat?
8 years ago
Bright red, dead center in the header.
8 years ago
once again, where is tha chat?
8 years ago
*waits for the noob, and grins
8 years ago
lol
8 years ago
i wouldn't call that 'dead center'
8 years ago
Cane you are a fucking fool.
8 years ago
Chat is gay.

Last time I went on there it was just one person kicking other people out, and they would log in again and bitch and get kicked again ad nauseum for two hours or so.

My fucking belly button holds more splendor.

8 years ago
Only after I unload in it.
8 years ago
I know how you guys idolise me, but stop stealing my lines, Roland.

Much appreciated.
8 years ago
you forgot to say "Copyright Oranjeboom" at the end of your comment, how do you expect people to know your words are protected when you don't properly document?
8 years ago
Chat is gay©
8 years ago
Only fags use chat©
8 years ago
Copyright is for gays
8 years ago
*infringement
8 years ago
fuck you oranjeboom you big fat hypocrite motherfucker (c)
8 years ago
Fail©
8 years ago
Pwned@
8 years ago
Fuck Off%
8 years ago
how do you make a copyright symbol?
6 years ago
you write the letter "c" then circle it
6 years ago
i hope to fuck he's kidding
6 years ago
i meant with a keyboard...asshole
6 years ago
i use my brothers to buy me drugs and liqour
8 years ago
you're adopted
8 years ago
even if that was true whats that got to do with anything, you dumbass
8 years ago
know whos butthurt
8 years ago
*now
8 years ago
are you this dumb or you just pretending to be so stupid
8 years ago
wtf dude , i just implied that you dont have any brothers because you are adopted , of course it has something to do with it.
8 years ago
when someone is adopted to a family the other children in the house become theyr brothers
8 years ago
They are your brothers just as much as the man pastor that parts your hair is your father..
8 years ago
fries blows his down syndrome brothers but since he's from the orphanage its not incestuous
8 years ago
elchris' pastor parts more than just his hair
8 years ago
he parts elchris' butt cheeks too
8 years ago
now who's getting pwned elchris ?
8 years ago
youre so butthurt its pathetic
8 years ago
Im surprised noone asked how old she is yet.
8 years ago
Not done fapping yet...
8 years ago
^lol^
8 years ago
I wonder if that would work on a 13 year old?
8 years ago
i do NOT wanna know the why, tool...
8 years ago
if works on a 13 should work on a 5:D...cause i want to be a good brother
8 years ago
^shut up you stupid 7th grader
8 years ago
it´s luck that the film ends, where the crying starts
8 years ago
I told my little sis to touch the hot car lighter she did...i got in trouble ...how dumb was that
8 years ago
my brother broke my arm when i was like 8. and in return i broke his. we have a special relationship. we have no problem hurting each other.
6 years ago
so, you took turns being "top" then?
6 years ago
I always challenged my sister to who could clean up both of our rooms faster.

she always won
6 years ago
recover password
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