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I want a cheese & ham toastie.

Mohamed Abukar Ibrahim, 48, is found guilty of adultery. The stoning was carried out by an Islamic Insurgent group in Afgoye, Somalia.

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by Oranjeboom

submitted March 27th 2010

173 comments
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I want a cheese & ham toastie.
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I thought they only did that to the women (*revokes Allah)
8 years ago
if you are an known adulterer than this is what happens to you male or female
8 years ago
So we can do this to my wife?
8 years ago
in that country yes, i tried to convince my X-wife to go there with me but apparently she was abit more educated than i though. she is still a fucking slag though
8 years ago
"The unmarried woman involved was given a more lenient punishment"

That is all I have from the source.
8 years ago
Implying that he's married and they're more lenient on unmarried sex than married adultery.
8 years ago
You worked that all out after I simply said it was a case of adultery, the woman involved was unmarried & that she received a more lenient sentence?

You should be a detective. I'll let Sherlock Holmes know he as competition.
8 years ago
pwned...
8 years ago
:(
8 years ago
^I'm rusty give me a break
8 years ago
fuck no that's a reply fail
8 years ago
Punishment definitely did not fit the crime. But this is another case where the outcome looks much worse than it actually is. Being stoned to death and beheadings aren't as bad as the media portrays them to be. And my opinion has nothing to do with desensitization from MS.
8 years ago
would you rather be stoned, or decapitated? mmmmm weeeeeed
8 years ago
yeah you're right. being stoned to death or beheaded (also, presumably, to death) ain't such a big deal.
8 years ago
I dunno, I'd almost rather be stoned to death than beheaded. Those fuckers take forever to cut a head off
8 years ago
With a rock, you've got that chance of being knocked unconscious so you don't have to feel the rest.
8 years ago
Being stoned to death and beheadings aren't as bad as the media portrays them to be.

hahaha!

Comedy gold!
8 years ago
Go back to your anthropology class supraliminal.. Your name doesn't mean your smart, your comments prove it, and if you kept your opinions in the closet where you're hiding, you might have a chance to learn something from your prof...

Fag
8 years ago
I like how you like to use both you're and your, but do not know the distinction between the two.
8 years ago
One mistake... That's all you can concentrate on? Here's a typoo.... Uh oh, 'I'm' the idiot now...

Fag
8 years ago
Why can't all re-post submiters be treated like this ?
8 years ago
Last 0 things submitted

STFU, negro.
8 years ago
How is anyone supposed to remember everything that was ever submitted to the site? Mucho having the worst search engine on the net doesn't help either.
8 years ago
eye for an eye
8 years ago
The Bible says this is ok. Also, priests shouldn't be allowed to get married. Religion is logical.
8 years ago
Why would a priest want to get married? They are getting more ass now than they would if married.
8 years ago
not to mention they get to feel up on all the little kids they want ( which is totally fucked up mind you )
8 years ago
...which is why steve spent those years at a seminary.
8 years ago
*semen-ary
8 years ago
Zing!
8 years ago
Fuck Islam.
8 years ago
Fuck Christianity, Buddhist, Judaism, Hinduism... fuck 'em all.
8 years ago
Fuck you. On general principles.
8 years ago
haha
8 years ago
While all religion sucks Islam sucks the most. Socialism is tied for second place with Christianity. Fuck religion.
8 years ago
Socialism is a religion? Then fuck Commumism too.
8 years ago
why fuck islam? the christian bible outlines stoning for lots of things, including IIRC (not going to check) working on sunday. as far as socialism goes, you'll get over it when you grow up. probably.
8 years ago
smerf still a little sour about me exposing his homosexuality. my bad dude.
8 years ago
You offered to suck my cock and I turned you down. How is that exposing "my" supposed homosexuality?
8 years ago
You are one of those "meet me at the public restroom" types.
8 years ago
why don't you meet smerf in a public restroom and see what happens? my guess is they would be carrying you out in several small bags
8 years ago
Why don't ya just go ahead and stick a finger in smerfs ass while you're down there kissing it.
8 years ago
you'd like to see a man kiss and finger another man's ass hole wouldn't you? you sick fucking freak
8 years ago
Iamthegreatest, that is kinda gay. You may want to talk to enbeezy up there.
8 years ago
I'm guessing he is saying in the first pic, "What? Do you actually think I'm gonna turn down some pussy? So what she was your wife."
8 years ago
Just shut the fucking hell up already.
8 years ago
Afterwards, they all rejoiced as they pulled a train on a donkey.
8 years ago
Where I'm from, we say 'ran a train'.
8 years ago
Shut up! I have yet to remotely appreciate anything you say...
8 years ago
cause he has yet to say anything worth reading
8 years ago
only inbred redneck hillbilly sister-fucking white trash say 'ran a train'.
8 years ago
exactly what the world needed, another stoned nigger
8 years ago
ha
8 years ago
phelsu go do some crack...
8 years ago
all i said was that bit of halibut was good enough for jehovah
8 years ago
BLASPHEMY!
8 years ago
what does cheese and ham toastie have to do with a stoneing ?
8 years ago
last meal?

(of just a snack? He look awfully laid back in the first pic)
8 years ago
Also: ham.
8 years ago
I couldn't be arsed to think of a title. Also, I really wanted a cheese & ham toastie.
8 years ago
using the word "toastie" to describe a sandwich is gay
8 years ago
A sandwich is a sandwich, not a toastie.
8 years ago
http://www.apostle.com.tw/photo_gallery/toasties/cooked%20toastie.JPG
8 years ago
In fact, I'm gonna go make a toastie now.
8 years ago
mmmmmmmmmmtoastie
8 years ago
okay, let me broaden the scope a little bit:
not only is the name 'toastie' gay, but owning a contraption like that means you're a lazy queer
8 years ago
OM NOM NOM...
8 years ago
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmtoastie
8 years ago
A lazy queer?

How else would you make one without that 'contraption'?

Two slices of toast will some cheese & ham doesn't make a toastie.
8 years ago
Toasties need to be pressed.
8 years ago
Crazy contrpation!

dw doesn't own an oven. He just ;eaves his food in front of an open fire.
8 years ago
I should really check my posts :(
8 years ago
With his boyfriend
8 years ago
that is the best way to cook food, over a grill or camp fire, pan fried or a pouch is good too
8 years ago
Here's a toastie for ya...



http://www.thescificast.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/toasties_thumb.png
8 years ago
No, that is toast.
8 years ago
BOING
8 years ago
*high fives sporty*

if you have caught, trapped, or shot an animal, cleaned it, cooked it over and open fire you made then ate it, raise your hand

(hint, if you didn't raise your hand, then turn in your man card, you don't deserve it)
8 years ago
Trapped and shot
8 years ago
Me and some buds are going hamster hunting this weekend as a matter of fact
8 years ago
My cheese & ham toastie is fucking lovely, BTW.
8 years ago
DW goes hunting for gerbils
8 years ago
which he shares with steve.
8 years ago
hey sporty, we need to take oranje and cheeky snipe hunting. i bet they get lost and wonder into deliverance territory
8 years ago
haha!
8 years ago
Well need to take a generator.
8 years ago
You are both the Ned Beatty's of deliverance territory
8 years ago
yeah, OJ doesn't want to go a day without his toastie contraption, if a brit goes too long without consuming a toastie they start growing balls and get the urge to kill woodland creatures
8 years ago
Too many days without burgers makes DW's arse more inviting for gerbils
8 years ago
i will gladly pay you tuesday for a burger today

and my ass is uninviting to everything
8 years ago
Apart from gerbils
8 years ago
And boyfriends
8 years ago
Especially Seagull
8 years ago
letting a small rodent crawl around inside your large intestine sounds excruciating enough. i really don't think putting a bird, especially one the size of a seagull in your ass is a good idea
8 years ago
*raises hand*
8 years ago
Oh.... Toastie??? Sounds like a UK sandwich... Here in man country it's a grilled ham n cheese...

For the record...

cheese and ham toastie = something an inbred gay cousin from the UK would call a snack..

Grilled ham n cheese = Something a man would eat without feeling like a queer ordering it
8 years ago
I take it you've never eaten one then?
8 years ago
grilled sandwiches aren't the same as toasties?

Why do Americans fail to understand this? I have even linked to a picture.
8 years ago
A sandwich is a sandwich

A grilled sandwich is a grilled sandwich

A toastie is a toastie

THEY ARE NOT THE SAME!
8 years ago
that's right redurrson, it has to be made inside that little dinky unitasker or you can't call it a 'toastie'. god forbid you just slap it in a pan or on a griddle
8 years ago
You tell 'em
8 years ago
Fucking ingrates
8 years ago
i bet yall love those little pb&j sandwich cutters that trim the crust and make a decorative design while smashing the edges of the bread together to form a seal
8 years ago
Goddamn infidels
8 years ago
"but its not a sandwich! *cry*"

hahaha
8 years ago
i hate to destroy your fantasy but 'toastie' is a subset of the sandwich group. its like saying an apple is an apple but its not a fruit. preposterous
8 years ago
Why would you trim the crust off sandwiches? If I was to do that, I'd use a knife. Are you Americans really that lazy that you can't even cut bread without using some stupid machine to do it for you?
8 years ago
as far as i know only kids and fairies don't eat sandwich crust and yall are the ones that can't seem to make a grilled sandwich without a machine to heat, cut, and press it for you. that is pretty fucking lazy
8 years ago
I make plenty of grilled sanwiches, but toasties make a nice change every once in a while.
8 years ago
Sandwich
noun
1.two or more slices of bread or the like with a layer of meat, fish, cheese, etc., between each pair.

No i've never eaten a toastie BTW...
8 years ago
i'm gonna invest in the company that makes those toastie contraptions, or better yet, i'll just start making them myself. i'll call them 'toastie contraptions' i bet i'd make a killing! the slogan would be "it's not a toastie unless you make it with the toastie contraption! ...everything else is just a grilled sandwich"
8 years ago
all kidding aside, my ex old lady bought one of those damned things cause they were $5 a pop on a walmart black friday sale cause she liked grilled cheese sandwiches. the worthless thing got used a couple of times cause it was more trouble than just cooking the damn sandwich yourself and then you had to clean it. now a waffle iron is worth it cause waffles are awesome!

[insert pancake joke here]
8 years ago
They are the same group? Like men & women are the same because they are both humans? Is that the excuse you generally use?

The look different, the taste different & the are different.

^ toasties that is.
8 years ago
I'm going to continue researching this 'toastie' phenomenon... Apparently, they must be soooome good.. Cuz it sounds as queer as caramelized martinis...
8 years ago
What the fuck happened to my 'y's?
8 years ago
In this video there should be a toastie reference... Cuz it'd fit right in.. lol
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5u_zi0-JSs
8 years ago
Theyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy're here!
8 years ago
Banana toasties are excellent, btw.
8 years ago
What OJ?? Can't spell toasty?
8 years ago
lol, mucho hates you remember? the 'y's said fuck it and ran off

i'll pass on trying the 'cheese and ham toastie' not a big sandwich guy nor do i care for ham and cheese melts. i do like a grilled cheese made my way which includes a toaster and a microwave.
8 years ago
bananas foster wrapped in bacon on black walnut ice cream
8 years ago
its not a sandwich!!

microwave?
8 years ago
On April Fools Day, a mother put a fire cracker under the pancakes. She blew her stack
8 years ago
Bacon should be reserved for bacon sandwiches, nothing else.
8 years ago
*facepalm* go to your room redurrson, you're in time out

yes microwave, melts cheese much faster on the stove. i toast the bread then put on some mayo, a few slices of cheese, some pickles then nuke it 'til the cheese starts to melt. mmmmmmmmmm...
8 years ago
Mayo is for girls
8 years ago
wtf fugs? bacon should be in everything! its a must for breakfast, good on BLT's yes, and crumbled bacon, well that can go anywhere. pizza, ice cream, potatoes, eggs, pasta, veggies. you name it, bacon will make it better
8 years ago
Miracle hwhip is for girls... Bacon makes everything better (except fruit) Microwaving a cheese sandwich is weird(but i'm gonna try it in a bit) Toastie is a gay word and enbeezy is a fucking idiot.. I may not know much, but these are things that i know are true
8 years ago
i got some 'miracle whip' for the ladies right here in my pants
8 years ago
Bacon ice cream? I knew you guys had bacon toothpaste, but I wasn't surprised. You guys also have bacon deodorant.
8 years ago
bacon ON ice cream, although bacon ice cream would be awesome. nothing can make toothpaste better, just like medicine. and bacon deodorant would be a bad idea, i bet you are not supposed to eat that stuff and somebody would try it
8 years ago
Man I could get me some fat chicks with that! Thanks for tip oj!
8 years ago
The only place dw stores "miracle whip" is his anus
8 years ago
no, they are called balls, you should have two of them hanging between your legs cheeky, you might get some one day if you stopped eating gay british food
8 years ago
*shakes head* sporty and his fat chicks
8 years ago
awwwww...I like big butts and I cannot lie...
8 years ago
Only doing this cuz I've never laughed so hard on this site.. Thx to OJ, DW and their toasties..

http://www.triedandtoasted.com/home.php

I know there are banana 'toasties' in there..

LOL *walks away laughing histerically*
8 years ago
Sorry, cheeky... not DW..
8 years ago
my toastie? wtfever. and that book is every brits wet dream
8 years ago
Apologies... I know that dw is just as straight as every grilled cheese eatin yankee out there!
8 years ago
Cheese & ham FTW!
8 years ago
"Toasties are gay" - from the fucks that invented Pop Tarts...

Case dismissed!
8 years ago
Yeah...I've got nothing for that.



Screw you fugs :-P
8 years ago
hey! my son loves pop tarts, and they aren't that bad
8 years ago
They're shite
8 years ago
"Toasties are gay" - from the fucks that invented White Castle
8 years ago
Anyone notice OJ said cheese & ham FTW... Not cheese & ham toastie??

Cheese and ham is delicious and will win everytime...

Toastie.. Fail
8 years ago
You are one tubby bucket of lardy fail whitetrashson
8 years ago
Thx
8 years ago
Shut up reddurrson, if you haven't figured out I'm talking about toasties, you're an idiot.
8 years ago
Sorry there old boy! I'm done now anyways..
8 years ago
redurrson is resilient if nothing else
8 years ago
To settle this a little bit: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sandwich_toaster

It's a toasted fucking sandwich.
8 years ago
the end.
8 years ago
smerf, you didn't settle anything, fuck all!

A toasted sandwich is not a toastie!
8 years ago
You idiots are confusing toasties with paninis, which suck BTW.
8 years ago
True OJ.. It's a difference in cultures that's creating the confusion.. I apologize for knocking the whole UK, but, toastie is still a gay word... No matter what.
8 years ago
Culture?
8 years ago
The only culture that America knows about is e-coli
8 years ago
can you fucking assholes not read? i said "the end" 16 hours ago, fuck!
8 years ago
pardon ?
8 years ago
last!
8 years ago
Nope!
8 years ago
Damn you fugs!!!


Damn you to hell!!!



*shakes fists*


I'm going to get another beer
8 years ago
Hell is cosy and warm :)
8 years ago
fugs is my bitch






in poker :D
8 years ago
I cannot win at poker :(
8 years ago
i won 4000 zillion dollars then couldnt log in the next day


go figure

mucho tournamant 2010!
8 years ago
bastards...
8 years ago
Those are strange rocks.
8 years ago
you're used to seeing crack rock
8 years ago
They look like cauliflower.
8 years ago
Pretty sure it's rubble from all the buildings they've had bombed...
8 years ago
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