points: 2

Monster love

Fuck you, Yankees.

featuredfetish

by smerf

submitted March 26th 2010

50 comments
what do you think? let everyone know!
Monster love
tagged:
votes:
muchoworthyBarret
tr_willk
abortedjesus
not muchoworthyMako
comments (50)
They can't go much further, neither of them has genitals.
8 years ago
If it exists, there is porn of it.
8 years ago
i was looking for tahitian midget albino lesbian porn the other day but all i could find was some gay porn fries & oranje made on holiday
8 years ago
You know, I have looked for albino porn. I have never found it. Where is the albino porn?
8 years ago
You can't be THAT specific.
8 years ago
I fucking hate the Yankees always buying our players, they might make it back this year with J Vasquez who is now your best pitcher and they still have M Teixeira. If Girardi could he would take another 4-5 players off the Braves. Fucking shame, baseball needs caps.
8 years ago
i whole heartedly agree. they need a cap so yankee fans can stop thinking theyre team is soo good when all it is is a all star team bought and paid for. put a cap on next year i garantee the yanks name wont even be mentioned in the next 5 seasons
8 years ago
Vasquez is nowhere near their best pitcher.
8 years ago
And fuck all of you faggot lookin, dick smokin, dress wearing, bitch ass, pussy ass, punk ass, trick ass, whore ass bitches that hate on the Yankees. You ounk ass motherfuckers are more jealous than Mary J Blige is of someone that can write an actual song. You can all suck my cock and swallow. Every time the Yankees win and your team doesnt: WE NEED A SALARY CAP! Realize sports is all about money. You all forgot to eat a dick and shut the fuck up.
8 years ago
lol mako spoken like a true pussy spoiled paying 300 a seat int eh nose bleeds think their team is something more than a bunch of money whores skankee cock sucker fan.

You dont need brains as a manager or owner when you can just throw money at people who were in the all star game the year before.

every other sport has a cap for just this reason.
8 years ago
Mako's black?
8 years ago
Morph, if you want to pwn you, I will. Apparently your dumb black ass can't understand the way it works in professional sports. The NFL salary cap does not work, as we have seen time and time again. The MLB salary cap would be just as dismal a failure, because you know goddamn well there would be another labor dispute, and a lockout for the entire season. For people like you (aka punk ass red sux fans) that say WE NEED A SALARY CAP! I have two words for you: 1995 Marlins.
8 years ago
He'll get pwned when the Phillies choke again.
8 years ago
Btw, the Phillies have one of the highest payrolls in MLB.
8 years ago
Yes, they do. And as we know, major league players no longer care about winning a world series. What it boils down to is "Okay, who will pay the most and give me the longest playing time? The Padres? They haven't won anything in a decade, but okay, I'll sign with them if they'll pay me the most." And apologies for the name calling. I get a little "excited" when taling about baseball.
8 years ago
so explain the marlins beating the yankees with one of the lowest payrolls in baseball a few years back?

cmon guy get your head out of your ass. without throwing money at these players who you bought, not even traded for, you wouldnt be no where. yes everyone wants to be paid but when you set the bar soo high by giving into the players demands you wonder why everyone flocks to the skankees and players are getting OVERPAID cause they know the yankees will give them the most money.. thats not being smart or good coaching thats just going to the pawn shop and buying a championship ring so the fans shouldnt be celebrating their "victory" they should be celebrating they have the most money to buy a championship.

look at it this way we paid our players what theyre worth. our top 3 players are HOME GROWN utley howard rollins(for th emost part) they went from being no bodies to making it on their own. thats how you manage! not throwing money at a player who was in the allstar game the year before. thats just paying for a ring. again with cliff lee we TRADED for him a good trade, same with halladay victorino we got in a rule 5 draft werth we got when he was injured ibanez was a nobody till he got here. howard was homegrown so is the soon to be hall of famer utley. THATs good management we paid them AFTER they proved their worth not before. non of them were ever in an all star game till they came here. on the other hand aside from rivera and jeter (who i have much respect for) cc, texeria, and i forget the other pitchers name they bought. on top of jonny damon when he was an allstar with boston. a roid when he was an allstar with the texas and all these other cats who werent gotten through good moves just through the most money! thats the difference between a TRUE team like the phillies who manage well and the skankess of today who just jack a players price soo high no one can afford him then they buy him up and call it good management. Fuck out of here with that dumb shit.

oh and you can also add in you BOUGHT chan ho park off us who was all ready to come back to play for us till you just dumped money in his lap to buy him off too then think you guys actually are a GOOD organization?!?!? no just spend the most.
8 years ago
You sound butthurt. Your team lost. Get over it.
8 years ago
Yankee's payroll 200 million annual.
ATL Braves payroll 70 million annual
Second highest payroll, surprise surprise Boston at 150 million.
8 years ago
Anyone can say the Yankees suck because they can't develop players, name one person besides Jeter that came from their farm leagues.
8 years ago
The only reason the Yanks picked up Jeter was because the Astros passed on him because he's a greedy overpaid piece of shit.
8 years ago
Mariano Riveira(best closer ever), Jorge Posada, Andy Pettette, Robinson Cano.
8 years ago
And I don't know what the fuck you're talking about Mako, 95 was the year of the strike and everyone that knows baseball concedes the Braves would have won the World Series that year.
8 years ago
And you're an idiot to say Jeter is greedy and overpaid.
8 years ago
'94 was the year of the strike and the Braves did win in '95.
8 years ago
LOLOLOLOL Mariano is garbage, who the fuck is Jorge Pasada (avg .247) and Andy Petit was an Astro. Try again.
8 years ago
Baseball seasons cover 2 years guy and it was '94 -'95
8 years ago
Opps a year
8 years ago
Fuck it you know what I mean
8 years ago
Raphael Furcal is 100x a better shortstop than Jeter fucking laser arm and a true athlete. All Jeter can do is slap chop like a bitch.
8 years ago
Urkel not one other team would pay their salaries for their level of talent.
8 years ago
You really are an idiot.
8 years ago
Truth hurts
8 years ago
I'm not readin any of Morph's essay. Clealry anyone with a knowledge of professional sports can get their idea across in much fewer words than that. And 94 was the strike, my mistake. The Yankees have 27 World Series championships and 40 American League Pennants. They have more championships than any other franchise in North American professional sports history, passing the 24 Stanley Cup championships by the Montreal Canadiens in 1999. Stewinbrenner didn't even own the team until the 70's, and by that time NY had already won the World Series TWENTY times, without "having the highest payroll in the major leagues" in most of those years. I'm not the one with my head in my ass, Morph. I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my own ass. Sorry.
8 years ago
You not reading what i write back to you makes you a idiot and whatever you have to say automatically wrong. atleast argue correctly.

also i specifically said the CURRENT yankees organization. saying you have x many rings in the past isnt my concern most of them i cant even argue nor would i. im taking YANKEES NOW! recent history!

the fact you didnt read it just proves youre a idiot and like a true homer skankees fan, you are blinded by money and a retarded sense of loyalty even when youre CLEARLY in the wrong! i rest my case.
8 years ago
ill simplify it for even you mako since you seem to not be able to read.

which requires more skill in managing and ownership. Trading prospects and three way deals and drafting home grown all star talent to win a championship, or just having the most money to spend and buying several allstar players from the year before and winning a ring?
8 years ago
No Nats!
8 years ago
oh, sports talk, how very, very gay.
8 years ago
Even worse....it's about rounders
8 years ago
Who in the FUCK is talking about managerial skill? The Yankess win, you know, and can't handle it. That's why you want a salary cap. And there is no "correct" way to argue. I could sit here all day and tell you to get me some KFC and watermelon and shine my shoes, would that be correct? No. Morph, I'm not saying that the blueprint the Yankees use is correct, but it works. The goal of any team in any sport is to win, and win at any cost. You call me blinded by money, but all you're blinded by is your own hatred for the Yankees.
8 years ago
Godzilla has got weed growing off his back
8 years ago
you have got teh gay growing out of your face
8 years ago
And dribbling out of your arse
8 years ago
and mouth
8 years ago
wow, solid triple whammy, thanks guys, that was some serious papa panda shit...

now get off my shoulders!
8 years ago
^^^Foreign faggot club
stevens cock is in camy's cunt,camy's got his strap on in geekycock etc
8 years ago
Fail, OH LOOK, a homeless person begging for money is heading your way, tell him to get a job and not give him any money, quick!
8 years ago
you should NEVER give $ to the homeless.
8 years ago
Camy, that's not the gay dribbling out of his mouth. It's the cum. The gay has already cum and gone.
8 years ago
Billymayqueer wears a nappy or his arse will fall out. Too much time getting fucked by the homeless
8 years ago
wtf ? gorillas aren't monsters
8 years ago
recover password