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Cats

Claude, I'm looking your way, you lazy bastard.

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by smerf

submitted March 26th 2010

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The cat is guarding those objects.
7 years ago
no, he is peeing on them
7 years ago
AJ, that would require the cat to work. Since cats never work, you are obviously wrong.
7 years ago
like a dragon guarding the treasure
7 years ago
Morph gets it. I like cats, but I have never had a cat that would put up with this kinda shit.
7 years ago
This cat is a fucking degenerate.
7 years ago
and a maggot
7 years ago
Camy knows a cat when he sees one
7 years ago
CATS SUCK!

*pets my cats, and hopes they dont bite my nose off in my sleep*
7 years ago
You will provide sustenance for your cat in the event of your inevitable demise.

Your demise will be at the cat's hands. Er... Paws.
7 years ago
in a related story (which i am really NOT making up): (check MSNBC btw)....

two dogs "nibbled off" a baby boy's scrotum and testicles in a (cali?) apartment whilst mom was "busy" in the next room
7 years ago
they were "unable to reattach his testes...the two dogs (pits, duh!) have now been euthanized"

7 years ago
poor nutless little fucker
7 years ago
I wish mine had been chewed off about 15 years ago so I wouldn't be stuck in hell right now
7 years ago
^obviously married
7 years ago
hahaha *points and laughs at sporty*
7 years ago
*joins in the pointing fun*
7 years ago
Hey! Fuck y'all! And I mean it...
7 years ago
anybody want a peanut?
7 years ago
i got some, but thanks anyway
7 years ago
lol
7 years ago
Pew Pew!!
7 years ago
He's definitely starting to look uncomfortable in that last picture.
7 years ago
Cats are for queers.

Dogs are for real men.
7 years ago
having a pet for yourself is childish, having a family dog or something is ok for the kids but i got over wanting an animal around when i grew up
7 years ago
i feel the same when your mom starts hanging around
7 years ago
whammy
7 years ago
no fries, your family dog growing up was your sister
7 years ago
well thats not a whammy
7 years ago
I'd fuck the bitch.
7 years ago
i don't do whammy's, whammy's are gay. but not as gay as saying 'pwned'
7 years ago
zing
7 years ago
Having a dog is childish?

That is the dumbest thing ever!
7 years ago
there are always exceptions like special needs dogs or dogs trained for hunting and retrieving but just a worthless dog that does nothing but waste money is unnecessary and childish, yes
7 years ago
Dogs are beyond awesome.
7 years ago
You have to be nuts to not love dogs.
7 years ago
Gary Busey crazy!
7 years ago
well, gary isn't that craz- okay he is but still, pets can be fun but i just can't see a legitimate reason to own on, besides feeding childish desires, if all it does is lay around and eat and shit, especially if it doesn't have the proper room to run around and exercise. that is just cruel
7 years ago
Cats > dogs

Especially orange cats.
7 years ago
*one
7 years ago
"having a dog" isnt childish...dogs are great fun...but there is a certain percentage of Dog "Owners" who are only into them because of unresolved "dominance/submission" issues...
7 years ago
Blind loyalty FTW!
7 years ago
My pug would kick all your asses!
7 years ago
@fugs: "possums uber alles!"
7 years ago
Possums don't count, sorry buddy.
7 years ago
Sporty, how would a pug kick ass?

Can it walk on stilts?
7 years ago
my maine coon/persian would EAT your pugs ass, and not even burp after

...not looking forward to that inevitable hairball though :(...
7 years ago
I lied...my pug's a pussy :(
7 years ago
i had a dachshund once that thought he was a body guard. he stood up to a crazed rottweiler once and got tossed around like a rag doll, i stapled him up with a carpenters staple gun. he didn't even flinch, that's how tough he was
7 years ago
It's funny to watch the blacks from pizza hut when they come up to the door though...my pug will come around the corner and they will back off the stoop. I don't understand why blacks are so afraid of dogs and they are the ones with all the pit-bulls.
7 years ago
My rottweiler would ignore your dogs & then as soon as they even motioned an intention to move closer to her would run the fuck away.

Which is exactly why she is so awesome.
7 years ago
100% AWESOMENESS!

http://s933.photobucket.com/albums/ad176/AnyNameWillDo/Becky/
7 years ago
Is she yours Oj?
7 years ago
they is also afeared of Bats more than necessary
7 years ago
you left out the pic of the dog eating the kids face off for trying to take her bone
7 years ago
lol @ oj: "Run Away!"
7 years ago
btw - loved the "couch cushion" pic, oranje
7 years ago
yup, mine.

Check out the video on that link. You can see how careful she is with my nephew, she could swing him around the room like a doll if she wanted to.
7 years ago
She's beautiful man. I love rotts. My best friend has one that is just as gentle as any dog I've seen.
7 years ago
Thanks.

Contrary to popular belief (people who have never even seen one) rottweilers are very gentle dogs with nothing to prove.
7 years ago
the Rottweiler is good-natured, placid in basic disposition, fond of children, very devoted, obedient, biddable and eager to work. Their appearance is natural and rustic, their behaviour self-assured, steady and fearless. They react to their surroundings with great alertness.

The American Kennel Club says it is basically a calm, confident and courageous dog with a self-assured aloofness that does not lend itself to immediate and indiscriminate friendships.
7 years ago
rotties are okay in my book...however, those DAMNED COCKER SPANIELS?...

*embolism
7 years ago
^true



g'night you freaks!
7 years ago
Me too...

Night!
7 years ago
good riddance- i mean night guys! :D
7 years ago
There's one more thing left to drop on this cat, an anvil.
7 years ago
hill thats just called getting lazy

i got lazy too, and pets are too much work now
7 years ago
fucking christ what the fuck did i do now
7 years ago
nevermind
7 years ago
hee hee
7 years ago
i get it and i have always been lazy, i guess i just grew up in that area but not much else
7 years ago
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