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Decapitated Hooker

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I guess you could say he just wanted a little head. YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

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by GimmieAFreshie

submitted March 21st 2010

74 comments
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Decapitated Hooker
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comments (74)
That head doesn't look like it goes to that body.
8 years ago
she was a butterface. he just didn't get to finish giving her a betterface.
8 years ago
her face is too fat for that body.
8 years ago
meh, she was ugly anyway
8 years ago
i so wanna see her body stumbling around the room trying to find the head and then stick it on backwards all while the head is cursing the body for its clumsiness and ignorance
8 years ago
What do you this this is, Star Wars?
8 years ago
if only kirk... if only.
8 years ago
the body's not bad though, i call dibs
8 years ago
I this this is all wrong, he should of stuck her in his trunk
8 years ago
She looks to me like she would have been hot.
8 years ago
I'd still fuck her.
8 years ago
speak of the devil
8 years ago
What, I'm horny.
8 years ago
not that, some regulars were asking about you last night and now here you are
8 years ago
He thought it was a Barbie, what's the problem?
8 years ago
all barbies should get that
8 years ago
Looks like she's been giving some good head
8 years ago
Oh ... already in the description ... well fuck you
8 years ago
no, fuck you!
8 years ago
HEY LADY! HEADS UP!
8 years ago
Gonna have to come up with another one
8 years ago
She must've been a .. PAIN IN THE NECK!
8 years ago
Yeah I got nothin
8 years ago
Haha yak
8 years ago
Little over your head, Camy?
8 years ago
... as camy heads to the corner to sulk
8 years ago
camy get your head on right
8 years ago
he just doesn't have his head in the game
8 years ago
I got a headache ..
8 years ago
So did she, so they decided to amputate.
8 years ago
You'd better have a good head on your shoulders if you're going to be a hooker.
8 years ago
i wonder if this made the headlines
8 years ago
He just couldnt stand to face her in the morning..
8 years ago
Her life just wasn't heading in the right direction.
8 years ago
*cues up "Never Been Any Reason" now

get it?

hahahaha
8 years ago
she was head over heals for him too
8 years ago
erm...
8 years ago
hey guys I'm going to head out
8 years ago
*give head to the homeless men at the soup kitchen
8 years ago
But you'll never get ahead in life that way!
8 years ago
Never gonna get to the head of the class that way.
8 years ago
All he wanted was just some head.
8 years ago
Just put a band-aid over it, she'll be fine!
8 years ago
whoa..the comic stylings of pooch.SOunds like you got that straight out of '87
8 years ago
leave vic alone, she's suicidal
8 years ago
hrmm, either this is fake or she was decapitated after she was dead for a while...or.....someone managed to hide a metric fuckton of blood.
8 years ago
I noticed that too. She probably od'd.
8 years ago
an honest to goodness crime scene investigation going on right there on my computer.
8 years ago
Perhaps this wasn't the place where the murder occurred.
He probably pulled her to the bed from the tub for easy fucking. :/
8 years ago
*puts on sunglasses and looks off into distance*
8 years ago
TwoBit you made my dick hard.
8 years ago
YYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
8 years ago
twobit now thats using your head..

*removes sunglasses to show yet another set of sunglasses*

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

8 years ago
Two sunglasses? Pointless
*puts on a pair of over-sized sunglasses*
YEAAAAAAAAAAA-*sunglasses fall off* shit
8 years ago
sunglasses are for pussies and douchebags
*kicks david caruso in the nuts*
and fuck csi for ruining good who songs!
8 years ago
My sunglasses are broken...
8 years ago
YYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
8 years ago
Careful smerf, finding your sunglasses broken could mean that dwhill05 is about to deliver a roshambo.
8 years ago
lol, wtf?
8 years ago
South Park reference d-dub, check Urban Dictionary
8 years ago
i know what a roshambo is, i've seen that episode
8 years ago
Yeah right dw...like you own a tv.




*rolls eyes*
8 years ago
*sighs, then goes back to watching dvr'd futurama*
8 years ago
*DVDA
8 years ago
was real murder...psycho german (go figure!) guy killed her, cleaned her up, and took dozens of photos, in varying poses
8 years ago
proof? *Sticks hand out*
8 years ago
Link?
8 years ago
Looks like she was trying to get aHEAD in her field.
YYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
8 years ago
Fries approves
8 years ago
last time i saw her she was wearing sun glasses
8 years ago
Still diddling with herself even postmortem. Now that's hot.
8 years ago
thats one gay looking monitor
8 years ago
If she were my daughter I'd...
8 years ago
she got ahead of herself
8 years ago
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