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38 Second proof that there is no god

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by smerf

submitted March 20th 2010

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I never understood why we have to explain that invisible undetectable things don't exist. That's 1st grade logic.

7 years ago
Jack, just because you can't detect such undetectable things doesn't mean those things don't exist.

Can you see gravity? I suppose gravity isn't real, even though we feel it and act accordingly without fail.

(I'm and atheist, but your argument is flawed)
7 years ago
To be fair ... gravity IS detectable ...
7 years ago
Hey jackumms, can you see air?
7 years ago
Jackumms- We can't see germs, either, yet microbial disease kills millions every year.

To be yet even more fair: the concept of gravity may just be a fallacy that provides a fix to a problem whose true nature we cannot yet fathom...

That said, Camycazi is absolutely right. Gravity is absolutely measurable and detectable as far as we understand it.
7 years ago
...What, exactly, would be the problem that gravity fixes?
7 years ago
perhaps he simply means that we have no conceptual understanding to what gravity is, or why it is besides "things pull each other according to law x" or more precisely, "mass warps spacetime according to law y"
7 years ago
wait...we cant see germs? So all those pictures we've got using electron microscopes must be fake...Hell, they just got clear images of individual molecules, those must be fake too. God is a supernatural being, science cant prove/disprove things that violate laws of nature, or at least laws of nature as we understand them now.
7 years ago
Oh, an gravity is a measurable force that can be tested and proven. Mass has a gravitational field, the denser and larger the mass, the higher the field. All can be proven mathematically and through experiment. God on the other hand is a magical being capable of creating/destroying matter at will, who has influence on all life on earth. How exactly do we prove that, or disprove it for that matter?
7 years ago
adams admitted making up a huge story about running a medical clinic..i wouldn't believe anything he says
7 years ago
and he cheats at internet scrabble, no fucking ethics
7 years ago
he probably wouldnt even save a drowning child if it meant ruining a brand new pair of shoes..
7 years ago
Modern god is just the name we put on whatever's leftover from other shit we didn't name yet.

And also naming something and describing it's behavior doesn't explain what the fuck it is. Gravity isn't fully explained, though it is well described.

God and gods in the past were actual things that did shit and talked to people, not the weird eye-in-the-sky that people believe in today, that never shows its self directly. That's a fairly recent development.
7 years ago
I'm sure he will have some more amazing allegories once volume III hits the shelves.
7 years ago
fuck god(s), fuck religion
its a pity its so important in things like morals and ethics ...or it used to be at least
7 years ago
Gravity is a little like energy. We know what it does, but fuck if we know what it is.
7 years ago
i would so save a drowning child yak, unless it was ginger of course.
7 years ago
Hey now!!!!
7 years ago
I know for certain that there IS a god because every woman I've ever fucked screams out his name. Although I've never seen him, I believe he's in the room somewhere.
7 years ago
there is no God... there is only the Flying Spaghetti Monster
7 years ago
ewww tool, your god is a pervert.
7 years ago
Fuck off with the spaghetti shit, that fucking BS is more fucking annoying than the pedobear. Cocksucker.
7 years ago
may you be blessed by his noodley appendage wanko, ramen.
7 years ago
sneh
7 years ago
What about the evolution of Bacterial Flagellum
7 years ago
What about it?
7 years ago
I am half of my dad's sperm and half my momas.
7 years ago
and half donkey sperm
7 years ago
errr... your 'mom' has sperm?
7 years ago
Hah, your mom has sperm.
7 years ago
Damn interposters
7 years ago
Hhaha bitcho.
7 years ago
She has at least a mouthful
7 years ago
Maybe the parent is a hermaphrodyte?
7 years ago
theres no after-life either , just eternal darkness
7 years ago
How will you ever find the bathroom? And forget about having sex, it might be with another guy!
7 years ago
I like turtles....
7 years ago
Me too.
7 years ago
BULLSHIT!
7 years ago
^only lasts 1 minute
7 years ago
I like this show. My favorite one was about reparations and a black man from NC against reparations who would march around in a confederate uniform with a confederate flag. And he called Jesse Jackson a poverty pimp.
True story.
7 years ago
My favorite one was where shut the fuck up and never posted again.
7 years ago
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