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The plain and simple truth

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by Sporty

submitted March 19th 2010

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Nope, all of that went straight over my head. And of course NO Titties!!
8 years ago
wow for musicians i figures Lewie Armstrong would have been there insted of bob dylan
8 years ago
hey i hear a foghorn
*BOOOOOOOOOORRRRINGGGGGG*
8 years ago
Why are both the American presidents shown evil ones?
8 years ago
Great message at the bottom though.
8 years ago
who exactly do you think the guy next to "dubya" is?
8 years ago
FDR the would be dictator / fascist who, contrary to popular myth, prolonged the great depression and accelerated the rise of tyrannical government.
8 years ago
what a grip on history you have, bty. enjoy your 20th birthday, kiddo. btw that "i have the world figured out" feeling will go away, but enjoy it while it lasts.
8 years ago
I miss that feeling.
8 years ago
BTY is actually right on FDR.
8 years ago
hahahaha, sporty is the fucking man!
8 years ago
actually, yeah... that's pretty good mr sporty...wait...Queen?

fuck
8 years ago
disclaimer: i actually really like Queen's first three albums, and even like (most of) A Night At The Opera....

back in the day, it was brian may's show, and he was/is a guitar legend...

disclaimer disclaimer: pretty much everything Queen put out,later, starting with A Day At The Races (in 77 or so?) was 95.6% unadulterated SHIT, though
8 years ago
"find me somebody to love, can anybody find meeeeeeeeeeeee.... somebody toooooooOOOOOOoo loooOoOoOoOoOoooove"
8 years ago
queen has some good songs and i do love me some led but i don't think that was the point of the pic. its more along the lines of comparing the similarities rather than pointing out the differences between the two
8 years ago
possum..you are not the lone authority of music on this site..your opinion is tarnished..old drug addled fucker
8 years ago
I personally think that Queen needs a new singer
8 years ago
Someone like Justin Hawkins.....I know the seagull agrees with me on this one.
8 years ago
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!


*packs hacksaw, prepares to swim through channel*
8 years ago
So...that's a yes then?
8 years ago
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
8 years ago
But just imagine him singing along to something like Killer Queen.....awesome
8 years ago
seriously cheeky, i'll kill you for that someday.
8 years ago
JUSTIN HAWKINS IS A FAILURE!!
8 years ago
actually, america does fucking rule. it has nothing to do with the fact i was born here, even if i was born in the cunt of the earth like israel or korea i would still accept that america fucking rules because its the truth.
8 years ago
You mean North Korea.

I'm sure you don't know that, but it really is what you mean.
8 years ago
We are not going to rule much longer at the rate we are going.
8 years ago
if it weren't for america all the text on this page including the text in the image would be german.
8 years ago
^1rish1 in disguise...
8 years ago
Hey, I like David Hasselhoff, ok? He did bring down the wall, afterall.
8 years ago
^gaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
8 years ago
The wall should have been extended to run all the way around Germany.
8 years ago
...and France
8 years ago
Leeds too
8 years ago
Actually Leeds isnt too bad , it's just that shithole football team
8 years ago
If it wasn't for Britain, it would all be in French
8 years ago
So which team do you prefer, fries?
8 years ago
Doncaster Rovers
8 years ago
Also Team Fries
8 years ago
*Fucking Northerners
8 years ago
Huh, figured you for a Manchester fan.
8 years ago
Man Utd fans tend to live in places like Norfolk, Cornwall and Dorset. Proper mancunians support Man City.
8 years ago
FACT
8 years ago
Ah yes, the timeless old battle between the US and ........ every country in Europe.
8 years ago
Connery > Freeman : FACT
Hitler = Leader of Europe : FACT
8 years ago
agreed
8 years ago
You know he's dead, right?
8 years ago
Connery can't be dead.
8 years ago
borderline
8 years ago
His career died with The League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen.
8 years ago
i think he had enough common sense to not agree to a sequel
8 years ago
How is Connery better than Freeman?
8 years ago
thats not the point
8 years ago
Don't bring out the race card, you fucking fucked-up looking version of Jay-Zizzle.
8 years ago
Pwned.
8 years ago
coming from you? a fat gel haired eurodouche come on
8 years ago
...my face
8 years ago
i don't think cruel likes us anymore..i don't know why
8 years ago
I hope it isn't anything we said.
8 years ago
he must be weak cause nothing you 2 noobs could ever say would bother me.
8 years ago
ooooo...a burn by the fries
8 years ago
excuse me but i don't recall saying anything remotely rude to him
8 years ago
frankly i've been nothing but pleasant to him..it was probably irish..irish can be very crude
8 years ago
Really Rainman? You don't honestly think any of the inbreds here cocern me do you? Go back to droppping large boxes of matches on the ground, and quickly counting them up, would ya?
8 years ago
hahaha rainman?
8 years ago
seriously?
8 years ago
that has to be the lamest insult i've ever heard..i like rainman
8 years ago
at least rainman could make money card counting.. unlike cruel..
8 years ago
Cruel told me I had 862 pubes right before I crammed my dick down his throat but I'm pretty sure he just made that up because he knew I'd never check.
8 years ago
It was toothpicks that Rainman dropped, not matches.
8 years ago
i always thought 'rainman' was Cruels pet name for me
8 years ago
That's his daughters special name for him. Mainly because he likes pissing on her
8 years ago
And with that insightful bit of information , the world is a little less confusing to me.
8 years ago
i like how the brits are all drunk and/or fucked up this time of nite, whilst i'm just starting to get a buzz going - makes me feel superiour, by crikey
8 years ago
*kicks possum*

There's something for ya to feel!
8 years ago
haha
8 years ago
enjoy it while it lasts possum
8 years ago
umm, while what lasts?
8 years ago
until your buzz makes you inferior to everyone else, its known to happen, no offense my long lost relative
8 years ago
Leave possum alone!
8 years ago
and why do you speak up for him ?
8 years ago
'cause i told him to!
8 years ago
Don't ask questions, boy.

Do as you're told!
8 years ago
there should be a donkey close to you Sporty, or maybe you call it a prostitute, whatever, get laid tonight ok !
8 years ago
share that donkey with fugsmucker, he will appreciate it ;P
8 years ago
they don't need the donkey, they are having their way with you
8 years ago
dwhill05 are out of it, no pay no play, are you envious not to afford the donkey ?
8 years ago
holy shit balls...well said sir
8 years ago
i am officially laffed now
8 years ago
does referring to yourself as the 'donkey' help you detach yourself from the harsh reality of selling your body? I'm sure you are expensive, a lot more than i am willing to pay for a blown out, rotten, diseases asshole
8 years ago
*sigh*
8 years ago
sorry possum, i had to look that one up:
http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/laff
8 years ago
any room under the patio tonight sir?
8 years ago
persona - did it come with a pic of plantshit?
8 years ago
lol
8 years ago
since you`re willing to pay for a rotten diseased asshole im retracting my former statement, you should get a fling contact tonight dwhill ,p
8 years ago
wow, i love you guys :)
8 years ago
if the price is right...

you don't have any idea where i am do you? the chance of finding someone local on fling that isn't a relative is slim to none
8 years ago
no it didnt Posssum, you want the link ?
8 years ago
Im not looking for a relative, whatever your search criteria for a mate might be is none of my concern.
8 years ago
we weren't talking about what you want, we were talking about me you pig headed, dirty kraut. its fucking always about you isn't it you son of a bitch!
8 years ago
now then, how does a level headed man like me reply to an individual thats clearly an attention grabber and taking to call names in the interest of making his point ?
8 years ago
facepaw @ persona...yet again

dude!
8 years ago
Q:Level-Headed Norwegian? :
A:snoose drips out both sides of mouf
8 years ago
I think my days of being always corrected for my spelling has come to a close
8 years ago
might i suggest you try a reply that is legible?
8 years ago
^now needs to move on to basic english grammar
8 years ago
everything i write is legible swhill ,p
8 years ago
You know I've always got space for you, poss.
8 years ago
sure it is, i can barely tell its not your native language
8 years ago
and why the hell should I try to adjust, that is not the way an immigrant gets a green card to the us !
8 years ago
good luck with that, remember to look possum up in sodak when you get here
8 years ago
is possum in one of these pics?
http://sodakpheasants.com/
8 years ago
and of course that europe is a CONTINENT and the US in a country, but hey, who the fuck is counting.

side note: tits or GTFO...and move to asia
8 years ago
North America is a continent. BTW, those guys don't resemble me cause I don't have eye glasses and I don't wear pants when I'm at my computer
8 years ago
What is your point, Randy?
8 years ago
His point is that one country with a short history owns the moon while a whole bunch of countries with a long history have nothing better to brag about than hitler.
8 years ago
hitler > all
8 years ago
I don't wear anything colored red and I have better posture.
8 years ago
Same shape though.
8 years ago
I would have said something about not being that fat, but no one would believe me.
8 years ago
I fucking hate kafka
8 years ago
he was the dan brown of the 1920s
8 years ago
moron!
8 years ago
All the writers they could have chosen...and they plumped for Kafka.
8 years ago
kafka is awesome.

maybe he suffers in translation...
8 years ago
It's not that they're rubbish, they're all just so average. Lot's of good authors in Europe and they go for him.
8 years ago
didnt he rite about big-ass cockroaches? that was cool
8 years ago
it's just Britian thats better then the USofF
8 years ago
*shakes head*
8 years ago
hehe
8 years ago
Einstein said he came to America because Europe was full of faggots. Newton would have come to America too if he had been born later in history.
8 years ago
Newton wore a big wavey wig... he would have fitted in with gay america
8 years ago
Newton was far too intelligent for America.
8 years ago
I'm pretty sure Newton said that europe was so fucking shitty that he wanted to burn his own mom.
8 years ago
whatever point they were trying to make with this mess of vagueness.. they failed
8 years ago
haha. go team europe.
8 years ago
There is no team europe
8 years ago
kirk just pwned a whole continent
8 years ago
They are going....into the dustbin of history. -Or Muslim, same diff.
8 years ago
haha

The major European countries were around long before America, & they'll be around long after.

Just look at how Britain & France (who, along with Spain, brought about your independence) are growing closer & closer, politically & militarily. It wont be long before the American support for Israel alienates you guys from the civilised world. The special 'special relationship' will be dumped like the garbage it is (just check out the recent Falklands bullshit & Americas lack of support), the British military will stop supporting you losers & protect Europe's interests.

You guys will cease to exist as a nation by the end my childs generation, at the latest.

We're the only European country you guys can count on, but we are learning that we can't count of you. You couldn't have got the support that you did for either Iraq or Afghanistan without Britain's support adding international credibility.

You're a great flag waver, Claude. However, your ignorance of world affairs and international relations is woefully inadequate.
8 years ago
inadequate ignorance, huh?

big words fail!

also, you actually plan on procreating? dayum!
8 years ago
*You're a great flag waver, Claude. However, your ignorance of world affairs and international relations is palpable, & knowledge woefully inadequate.
8 years ago
I use a laptop & things sometimes get highlighted because of the pad, Steven. I saw that things got fucked up but didn't do a good job of sorting it out.

Anyway, thanks for your little cheerleader routine. Do you have anything else to add, or do you want to fuck off?

"Oh I want to say something, I want to say something. I have nothing to add but petty bullshit, but I want to say something"
8 years ago
you failed, i won, nuff said.
8 years ago
"palpable, & knowledge" got accidentally overwritten & quickly corrected yet you win?
8 years ago
Shut up, you little bitch.
8 years ago
so it's name calling now, huh?

rude...
8 years ago
also, that just cements my win.
8 years ago
If Mucho was a bar, you'd be skipping around in you pink tutu, tapping people on the head with your sparkly wand & correcting any mispronunciations, before skipping away with a self congratulatory (retarded) grin on your face.
8 years ago
Do you get what I am saying?
8 years ago
your*
8 years ago
I bet your bedroom is filled with home made awards.
8 years ago
i make lil pasta figurines with commemorative plaques, how'd you know?
8 years ago
Rudimentary psychology.
8 years ago
^ replay of WWII

where is rish to rush in and save the day?
8 years ago
oh my, you just had to mention WWII in an OJ thread, huh?


*flees*
8 years ago
I've loaded up my crossbow, so you just need to await the *thump* as it impacts your suprasternal notch.
8 years ago
i'll just leave this here again:

http://www.cracked.com/article_18389_the-5-most-widely-believed-wwii-facts-that-are-bullshit.html

*continues fleeing*
8 years ago
no! you can't leave now, the americans haven't rescued the british yet!

...you're terrible at reenactments :/
8 years ago
It will be interesting to see how much help the Americans offer if the Brits have to go and defend the Falkland Islands again. Probably fuck all, like last time...
8 years ago
hahahaha there are issues with the Falklands again?
8 years ago
Also, why would you need any help with that anyway???

We are too busy fucking up Haiti right now.
8 years ago
There's been no trouble for years, but now they heard we were drilling for oil it's 'their' land again.
8 years ago
Interesting.
8 years ago
Falklands are imaginary and full of unicorns and tribbles.
8 years ago
That's what I thought.
8 years ago
If it's full of unicorns and tribbles that would be worth far more than any oil found there.
8 years ago
Those oil mongering fools at BP should buy into tribbles and unicorns.
8 years ago
You can actually buy tribbles on ebay.
8 years ago
Seagull, that article you linked has so many inaccuracies and is so ridiculously subjective that I wouldn't even know where to begin.
8 years ago
that bird and his fucking links...
8 years ago
The Falklands will be an ongoing issue, so long as the inhabitants want to remain British. We have said that so long as they want to remain British, we will protect that right & that choice. We don't get anything from owning the islands, except a fucking headache & a big elephant in the room during any diplomatic talks with South American crooks....sorry, leaders. The lousy Argentinian government will always bring up the Falkland Island subject to rouse a little nationalism when they fall out of favour with the electorate & the fucking idiot citizens forget about the real problems & start waving the flag, every-fucking-time!

The oil will not even benefit us, as the wealth created will belong them, not us, as they are semi-independent. They will start to pay the £65million it currently costs us to defend the island & the exploration companies will get paid, but that's it.

About 32 poxy South American crooks...sorry, leaders, supported the Argies claim on the island after the resent bullshit.

What did Hilarly Cunt Face Clinton say about this? Did she support the right of the Islanders right to remain British? No the stupid fucking whore said we should sit down & negotiate with the fucking cunts.

Personally I want fuck all to do with the Falklands, other than the fact that we have no right to force the islanders to live under Argentinian rule.

Unlike the Americans, the British do actually believe in self determination.
8 years ago
tl;dr

disregard that, he sucks cocks
8 years ago
Oranje, I'm not reading all that, but get off your high-horse. It makes you look foolish.
8 years ago
What makes you think I'm on my high horse if you didn't read it all?

The beginning is just what has happened, which I needed to say as I could see from your earlier comments that you had no idea what was going on.
8 years ago
I just looked back & what I said was a pretty fucking good summary, actually.

I should be a political advisor.
8 years ago
pipe down you smarmy lil knowitall, this is the internet, nobody is impressed.

now go blow your dad
8 years ago
Relative to the likes of you, I am practically a literal know it all.
8 years ago
..then again, compared to you, so is plantshit.
8 years ago
you soil your pantaloons & have a powdered wig stfu pinky nigger
8 years ago
*yawn*
8 years ago
*shoves cock oranges mouth
8 years ago
I don't need to read your drivel to know, oranje.
8 years ago
Your assumptions show how you are foolish.
8 years ago
I don't assume, I know.
8 years ago
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